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wtfent 01-15-2008 04:09 PM
Im broke as a joke contest - what do you think? Stupid or good idea
 
Just trying to come up with something different every couple of weeks. What do you guys think?

http://www.thiswillshockyou.com/broke-contest.htm

Ice 01-15-2008 04:14 PM
I’m so broke American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

I’m so broke my idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

I’m so broke I’m formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

I’m so broke Long distance companies don't call me to switch anymore.

I’m so broke I look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

I’m so broke I rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

I’m so broke I finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

I’m so broke I think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

I’m so broke my bologna has no first name.

I’m so broke I give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

I’m so broke Sally Struther's sends me food.

I’m so broke McDonald's supplies me with all my kitchen condiments.

I’m so broke at communion I go back for seconds.

I’m so broke I wash my toilet paper.

I’m so broke I have to save up to be poor.

wtfent 01-15-2008 04:14 PM
Ok well hopefully my customers like it better than you guys. haha

wtfent 01-15-2008 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice (Post 13655152)
I?m so broke American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

I?m so broke my idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

I?m so broke I?m formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

I?m so broke Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.

I?m so broke I look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

I?m so broke I rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

I?m so broke I finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

I?m so broke I think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

I?m so broke my bologna has no first name.

I?m so broke I give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

I?m so broke Sally Struther's sends you food.

I?m so broke McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

I?m so broke at communion I go back for seconds.

I?m so broke I wash your toilet paper.

I?m so broke I have to save up to be poor.
Something like that could win as long as it seems to be original.

k0nr4d 01-15-2008 04:17 PM
http://www.mechbunny.com/konrad/konradseal.jpg

wtfent 01-15-2008 04:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 13655161)
Why do you say its a failure? Any feedback good or bad always helps. We sometimes think the ideas we come up with are cool but someone seeing it from third person almost always has a much better idea of how something looks. same goes for almost everything in life I guess.

k0nr4d 01-15-2008 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wtfent (Post 13655168)
Why do you say its a failure? Any feedback good or bad always helps. We sometimes think the ideas we come up with are cool but someone seeing it from third person almost always has a much better idea of how something looks. same goes for almost everything in life I guess.
Signing up for the contest is not convenient enough.

The average surfer would have to go log into hotmail/gmail and figure out how to get you the proof, and email you from there. Quite a hassle...

You would get much more response if you used a form for the contest entry and opened it to everyone not just previous customers.

Spunky 01-15-2008 09:29 PM
I’m so broke McDonald's supplies me with all my kitchen condiments.


That's how I get my ketchup soup

J. Falcon 01-15-2008 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice (Post 13655152)
I?m so broke American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

I?m so broke my idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

I?m so broke I?m formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

I?m so broke Long distance companies don't call me to switch anymore.

I?m so broke I look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

I?m so broke I rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

I?m so broke I finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

I?m so broke I think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

I?m so broke my bologna has no first name.

I?m so broke I give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

I?m so broke Sally Struther's sends me food.

I?m so broke McDonald's supplies me with all my kitchen condiments.

I?m so broke at communion I go back for seconds.

I?m so broke I wash my toilet paper.

I?m so broke I have to save up to be poor.

:1orglaugh Good ones!


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