And you thought you had a bad day.
 

So,

I was talking to my friend who is in the Navy today and he shared this story with me that I thought all of you would get a kick out of.

He was telling me that he was speaking to his company yesterday and he went up to a midshipmen to enquire why he had this "I just found out my girlfriend is fucking my best friend look."

The guy replied, well Sir...

I just went thru something that is quite damaging and I cant get it out of my head.

Naturally he asked him to explain...

Well Sir...I was at my host family's host yesterday for dinner and my host father was chopping onions for dinner when he accidentally sliced his entire pinky off to the bone...then the finger
rolled off the counter onto the ground as blood was rushing out from his cut off finger...then...

The dog then decided to eat the finger which had just fallen onto
the ground.

I hope this story has done for you what it did for me.

Im never buying a dog nor cooking.

-K

shit that sucks..............

he will want the whole hand now...

You give'em a finger, they ask for the whole hand...:ugone2far

'feed me seymore' comes to mind

Hope that dog had his shoots. You never know where a fiinger has been.

Maybe some one should shoots the dog. :thumbsup

That's fucking hilarious! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

All I was thinking was what a fucking loser you have to be to cut a finger off slicing onions.. Was this host fathers name Corky?

Cheers,
Backov

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


awesome story!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wuz gunna say that.

thats fuckin funny.

But definitely NOT cool. I aint getting no dogs...

everyone, be careful when you are cutting carrots; they roll and the knife can slip....

I like cooking but I dont use sharp knives.

i live dangerously

i still run with scissors
:Graucho

LOL :1orglaugh good story

What kind of moron cuts his finger off while cutting vegetables. I'm inclined to agree with Backov on this one, the guy's a fucking 'tard.