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hateman 01-13-2008 05:12 PM

How does a fish like a whale gets so big eating only krill?
 
It's hard to imagine a fish that weighs 70 tons, yet eats only tiny shrimp.

evildick 01-13-2008 05:17 PM

humpbacks eat up to a ton of krill a day.

V_RocKs 01-13-2008 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjorn (Post 13647307)
Its not a fish , its a mammal....

p0wn3d..

NosMo 01-13-2008 05:32 PM

steroids? sounds like something Congress should look it to....


NosMo

tiger 01-13-2008 05:35 PM

How much krill did that techno viking have to eat?

hateman 01-13-2008 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjorn (Post 13647307)
Its not a fish

Umm, sure dinglefuck.

That explains the umm 204 THOUSAND results for "whale fishing" on Google.

L-Pink 01-13-2008 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13647285)
It's hard to imagine a fish that weighs 70 tons, yet eats only tiny shrimp.

What kind of a dump does something 70 tons take?

evildick 01-13-2008 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13647383)
Umm, sure dinglefuck.

That explains the umm 204 THOUSAND results for "whale fishing" on Google.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_is_a_w...ot_with_f ish

VicD 01-13-2008 05:47 PM

how about a gorilla only eating fruits and become that strong...

hateman 01-13-2008 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjorn (Post 13647391)

http://www.google.com/search?q=ninjas+are+mammals

hateman 01-13-2008 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vicd (Post 13647397)
how about a gorilla only eating fruits and become that strong...

exactly! good point.

:thumbsup

hateman 01-13-2008 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 13647394)

Whale shark

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

Quote:

The whale shark, Rhincodon typus, is a slow filter feeding shark that is the largest living fish species.
Game. Set. Match. "whale....is...a...fish."


PWN3D.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-13-2008 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13647383)
Umm, sure dinglefuck.

That explains the umm 204 THOUSAND results for "whale fishing" on Google.

there are also 207 thousand results for "lobster fishing"

but it doesnt make Lobster a fish

uno 01-13-2008 06:02 PM

yah but the important part of "whale shark" is "shark".

bushwacker 01-13-2008 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13647431)
Whale shark

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:



Game. Set. Match. "whale....is...a...fish."


PWN3D.

whale shark isn't a whale it's a shark, which is a fish...a whale is a mammal....you would probably do really well on "Are you smarter than a fifth grader"

hateman 01-13-2008 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet (Post 13647437)
there are also 207 thousand results for "lobster fishing"

but it doesnt make Lobster a fish

Of course a lobster isn't a fish, you silly goddamned turd.

It hasn't got fins (hint: whales do).


This is for you:

http://media.urbandictionary.com/ima...wned-41174.jpg

evildick 01-13-2008 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13647431)
Whale shark

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:



Game. Set. Match. "whale....is...a...fish."


PWN3D.

That would be a shark, not a whale.

Game. Set. Match. "whale....is...not...a...fish."

scottybuzz 01-13-2008 06:03 PM

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...+hateman&meta=

Fizzgig 01-13-2008 06:03 PM

Whales eat people when you're not looking...

scottybuzz 01-13-2008 06:03 PM

oh come on its blindingly obvious, hateman = darkjedi

if not they could be twins!

hateman 01-13-2008 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bushwacker (Post 13647448)
whale shark isn't a whale it's a shark, which is a fish...a whale is a mammal....

You mean because it LOOKS like a WHALE, lives underwater LIKE A WHALE, has FINS like a WHALE, BEHAVES like a whale, EATS like a whale, TASTES like a WHALE (I've tried it), and in all other respects, basically IS a whale?

Hmmm...kind of reminds me of what other large sea creature???....it's on the tip of my tongue...

evildick 01-13-2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13647471)
You mean because it LOOKS like a WHALE, lives underwater LIKE A WHALE, has FINS like a WHALE, BEHAVES like a whale, EATS like a whale, TASTES like a WHALE (I've tried it), and in all other respects, basically IS a whale?

Hmmm...kind of reminds me of what other large sea creature???....it's on the tip of my tongue...

Yet it doesn't give birth to live young and nurse them with mammary glands, like a real whale.

OWNED

bushwacker 01-13-2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13647471)
You mean because it LOOKS like a WHALE, lives underwater LIKE A WHALE, has FINS like a WHALE, BEHAVES like a whale, EATS like a whale, TASTES like a WHALE (I've tried it), and in all other respects, basically IS a whale?

Hmmm...kind of reminds me of what other large sea creature???....it's on the tip of my tongue...

and doesn't breath air like a whale! :1orglaugh

uno 01-13-2008 06:17 PM

I can't believe people are actually indulging this totally lame trolling attempt.

evildick 01-13-2008 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 13647501)
I can't believe people are actually indulging this totally lame trolling attempt.

I'm very bored

dav3 01-13-2008 06:21 PM

Whales breathe air. When's the last time you saw a tuna with a fucking blow hole?

http://www.google.com/search?q=largest+mammal

digifan 01-13-2008 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjorn (Post 13647307)
Its not a fish , its a mammal....

:thumbsup

digifan 01-13-2008 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13647419)

I love gfy... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

StuartD 01-13-2008 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 13647501)
I can't believe people are actually indulging this totally lame trolling attempt.

Well, it is entirely possible that he's stupid enough to think that a whale is a fish. But yeah, still not worth the effort either way.

bushwacker 01-13-2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13647584)
Well, it is entirely possible that he's stupid enough to think that a whale is a fish. But yeah, still not worth the effort either way.

I tend to agree with you on this, he is definitely stupid enough.

tony286 01-13-2008 07:01 PM

That is a good question.

Pleasurepays 01-13-2008 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13647383)
Umm, sure dinglefuck.

That explains the umm 204 THOUSAND results for "whale fishing" on Google.

hahha :Oh crap:helpme

nico-t 01-13-2008 07:29 PM

I believe that human being and fish can coexist peacefully

junction 01-13-2008 07:29 PM

Whales drink large amounts of cows milk when we arent looking.

Penny24Seven 01-13-2008 07:59 PM

who cares if you call it a whale or a fish, the question was how the hell it got so big LOL

Spunky 01-13-2008 08:41 PM

It's the quantity of the krill they are eating


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