My girl is coming over in 2 hours who wants to bet she is going to get her brains....
 

fucked out?

see you simps need to understand something, women like men who are spontaneous. most of the time she cant even come in the door, i have her on my bed licking everything before she even knew what happened. and when i stick it in you know i will be awaking the monks in Tibet with her defening moan.

this is how real men do it, girls want an ALPHA male and i am sorry guys but if they have settled for you and you are not well that means.... well... THEY SETTLED for something they didnt want.

take your small cocks out of your hand, put down the bag of dorritoes, put down your xbox live mic and do yourself and your girl a favor and hit the gym.

i like your new sexually charged epitaphs. you on the V man?

Nah dude, i am am like a brick in the pants.

my dick is so big people have to keep a 5 meter radius.

This mexican dude offered me viagra in mexico and my girl laughed, i whipped it out and put it on the counter and he gave me everything for free.

that taught him not to question a guy with a bat and bull balls.

FACT: spontaneous men don't tell to their buddies on internet message boards that they gonna have sex in 2 hours :2 cents:

FACT: you are not my buddy
sorry polish but i dont tell my girl to read up on the daily updates of GFY.

You are a Idiot.

I bet Meta has a 4 or 5 inch dick at most.

7"+ .......

and his girlfriend probably laughs after and during sex.

Do you make her say lol instead of actually laughing?

How many times can she say it before you bust?

2-3?

let me spend one night with your girl, she wont bother laughing at you, she will forget you even existed. :2 cents:

Real Doll with the all new pre-recorded voice feature.

she tells you anything you wanna hear.. ;)

Haha, you lost a chance with my girlfriend at personality alone. Please don't post your picture.

i suggest keeping these types of purchases to yourself. :2 cents:

it must feel good to hear another womans voice other then your mom calling you when you are late for the school bus but i suggest you get out more.

k, just checking.

:thumbsup

Insecurity at it's best... LOL

this screams MY YOU ARE UGLY, fact is if i flirted with your girl she would leave you.

i wouldnt do that to anyone unless i have permission, i want you to get love to man, i know how hard it is for some of you simps to get in the radius of a pussy let alone get in it.

MetaMan have you ever seen a vagina apart from on a computer screen?

you shouldnt be insecure man, you seem like a very nice guy, maybe take classes for your speech impediment and get rid of the first name as 2 girl names and you should be good to go.

i suggest hanging out with one of your even uglier buddies so you at least look better by comparison.

Wouldn't the fact that you repeat this act with her every time mean that you're not only not spontaneous, but rather boring? No wonder she doesn't come over often, but then I guess she'd be delusional to be dating you for your conversation?

Right man.

My girlfriend gets hit on a lot when she's not with me. End of the day, she tells me about how pathetic the attempts are. You'd be yet another story, not a threat.

Never had a problem getting pussy either, but I don't need to brag about it on GFY.

lol you consider 7" big? I am about the same size but I don't think mine is a monster. :2 cents:

hey dude i know you are aussies and your are raised in kangaroo pouches for the first ten years of your life so i give you props for at least sounding half intelligent.

it is about what you do to them when YOU ARE IN BED.

what woman does not want to get swept off her feet and her brains fucked out by a looker like me?

my personality is even better, i think you guys need to take nots.

i see you hang around in sewers alot, do you like to dress up in ninja turtles costumes and hang out in a white van on college campuses? come on man, please just man the fuck up.

How shit went for me. I'll brag a little:

Highschool: Girls love them hockey players, no joke.
College: Biggest social fraternity on campus. Those letters brought the pussy.

Not to mention I'm a hell of a guy. Got the blond locks and the blue eyes.

Now i'm tied down with one the girls that didn't put out within 2 hours of meeting her.

i said 7"+ but you have trouble reading.

i am wondering why guys on GFY are wondering about my exact cock size in the firstplace? there are so many closet bisexuals on here it is not even funny.

if you are into that i am seriously ok with it.

Ah, you are paying attention, at least.
Apart from the white van thing.

My point the game isn't as hard as you portray it. Just because you work in this business, doesn't mean you're a socially fucktarded, ugly, loser that only sees the sun when a convention comes around.

You thinking this makes me wonder if you really get ass.

good for you dude. :thumbsup

major props to anyone has done some pimping in your life, but you are hating like you have never gotten it.

i dont do one night stands, my girlfriend is a 10 and is an accountant, i dont go after easy girls and one night stands, that has never been my thing, i like women who have class.

Meta finally got a second girlfriend, so now he thinks hes the man.

A 10 in Calgary is like a 5 in Montreal... Go get em Tiger :1orglaugh

I remember someone posting pics of a chubby girl you where claiming as your GF, she looked 17... Anyone as that pic or link to thread?

my girlfriend is persian, people on here have seen her, i have nothing to prove to you haters. it is more fun watching you hate knowing myself i am for real.

and are you accusing me of dating an underage girl? even you must be smarter then that to make those kinds of accusations.

I did that in at one point in my life. I was hating beause that's not the impression I got of you.

My girlfriend is a pre-med student. As I said I settled down. A slut is for fucking, not a relationship.

Never date a girl you can fuck right away.

Show me your cock, ICQ me.

:upsidedow

That's gold jerry...

http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/bania.jpg


GOLD.

Is that measuring from your asshole to the tip of your cock?

I'll bet $5

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

haha LOL @ all the jealous losers trying to hang off meta mans balls.

go back to counter strike noobs! you will never be as cool as metaman.

Metaman is my idol. thats a fact.

So many haters ..... don't let these losers get you upset MetaMan !

I noticed. Youre in all his threads kissing his ass.

hey scotty seems like a nice dude, hasnt caused any problems for anyone, i wish him great luck in his pussy ventures.

Fronk deep down you know you are my #1 "special friend"


its all good, i feel great in 08, not the type to let people get me down, i wish everyone to get some good pussy, i try to help out and i all i get is hate, it is all good i am used to it.

ive said it a thousand times, haters hate and go home and masterbate while players like us set a date. :thumbsup

i think i saw your girl at cowboys last year

MetaMan delivering the slapdown once again.

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seems as though someone else is jealous of king meta man. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spit it out. It ain't yours.

:1orglaugh and why would that be?

Even big girls need love too, glad there are guys out there to please them.

How ya get your mom to leave?

Perfect !!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh