Imporant Message to American Voters from Canada
 

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM CANADA

You've had 8 years of hell. The lowest approval rating of a president ever. He lies, cheats, steals, and CONSTANTLY ignores YOU, the public. You have 0 importance to your government. They think you're stupid, and laugh at you over dinner. Every night, with coffee breath. They go to sleep at night dreaming about fucking you over.

Yet somehow at election time, you think whatever your little brains can come up with is important. Seriously, seriously question yourself. Do you think the level of research you've put in to somehow uhhhh balance which of these assfuckers will assfuck you the "right way" over the next 4-8 years is acceptable? Have you come out with a solid conclusion???

I know you're proud of America. You're proud of your country, you're proud of (some of) your neighbours, you're proud of your fucking dependable 4 wheel drive half ton truck. Your kids go to a decent school, your house is warm, things are fucking swell. But!!! Are you proud of the way your government - governs you? Are you proud of how they represent you around the world? And wait a minute, didn't *YOU* work for those good things you've got?

If you are proud of your country's heritage, then do the USA (and every other country in the world) a favour on election day and make a fucking statement AGAINST even the CHANCE at more of this garbage. Make a stand against these assfuckers for once. It's only one vote, in one year. Make it count for a change, instead of picking which assfucker rubs your fucking prostate the right way. See past their election message to the day they will inevitably flip-flop on all the promises they made. You know it's coming, it ALWAYS comes! Don't let them assfuck you, your friends or your neighbours anymore.

I'm Canadian and every time I get to vote, I vote Green party now. I hardly know what the fuck they stand for, or how they would do if they actually got elected. They rarely win a seat, but each year they gain momentum (I think!). I vote for them because the other guys HAD THEIR FUCKING CHANCE, AND BLEW IT. THEY BLOW IT ON PURPOSE. They have this "agenda" they adhere to like eggs to cast iron, and will say ANYTHING to get into power. Once in power, they ignore us plebes and do whatever the fuck they want.

So instead of choosing which evil candidate I will suck it up and side with, because one uses rainbow glossy strawberry flavoured lube to assfuck me with, I vote for the underdog. The guy who hasn't been given a chance to get in bed with me yet. Maybe he'll leave me alone for a change, and will make me happy to read the newspaper again in peace.

Think of it this way: Pretend you're in prison (hey this is a really good analogy actually!) and you know that there's 3 cellmates who WILL make you their bitch, or another who you haven't slept in the same cell with yet - who are you going to sleep with?

If you're telling me you'd choose the one that kisses you on the neck while their balls slap your ass, then I guess you're just a bitch.

Stand up for yourself. Put some fear in the hearts of these powerful political families who spend years making their very, very tasty poison soup for you, made exactly for your palette. REMINDER: It's POISON! Most of you forget that fast so I gotta remind you.. IT'S POISON DUMMY!

So stop with the constant bickering about whose "better" and who you "agree" with (in their romantic wooing stage) and start fighting back. Forget about your personal emotional shit, your stance, your views, forget all of it. People just as smart as you are did exactly this the last 2 times and look what you got. You'll probably still be voting on a FUCKING DIEBOLD MACHINE FOR CHRIST SAKE.. WAKE THE FUCK UP.

Ron Paul 2008. I don't know how he'd do what he'd want to do, even he probably doesn't know. I am sure he won't turn into the next Hitler or Mussolini, and he'll certainly get your troops home lickity split. He will at least start to dismantle all the sideways assfuckery that's been going on. He will save you all money. He will bring some common sense and truth to your government. The big players have "their way" ingrained so much that truth and common sense are actually quite scary to the average voter I think. So foreign you're not even sure if it's possible!

CONSIDER for a moment that you MAY make a mistake with your vote. Have you made a mistake before? Did you vote bush and think you were doing the right thing? Have you voted for another president before and regretted it 4 years later? Can you concede that the very same thing may happen again?

If for no other reason, vote Ron Paul to keep the chance of *real* freedom alive for the PEOPLE of the most powerful country on earth. Cast your vote on behalf of you, for you.

You can at least trust in this: even if he wins he'll be assassinated anyways :Oh crap

Ron Paul 2008

I dont think we need fuckin Canadians telling us how to vote:2 cents:

If canadians were so smart... then canada would be America... but its not

and we still own you

so thanks for the opinion

.. but no thanks :)

Another brilliant post pussyserver, if you could only harness your power!

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PS: I am not Canada. I am me. I have an opinion like others do. I don't think being Canadian has much to do with it.

Also, you talk about "we" like you are the USA.. But the people in power think of "we" and don't include you. :1orglaugh keep spending your votes on them I guess, you win. :)

Thread title suggests otherwise.

yet the thread title has "canada"

then one of the first words you see is "canada"

I just get tired of you fucks wanting to influence our country... when your own country is complete shit:2 cents:

thats just my opinion

Touche, but alas.. Americans often need reminding there are indeed other countries.

Gee you don't seem tired of it, you're usually all over it :winkwink:

pussyserver, does it still hurt to be dumb or you got so used to it you don't notice anymore?

If not for America... Canada would be a third world country... FACT

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p...dBUSOP0010.jpg

Please tell me you're not stupid enough to think that because one person from a country presumes to speak for an entire country that he actually does speak for the entire country.

Get a clue.

Nevermind, I can see that you are in fact stupid enough.


Cheers.

Go to Europe or Asia and 99% of the people will have a more favourable opinion of Canada than USA. :thumbsup

you dumb ass...

the same goes for him addressing his little note to the entire country of america and making the generalization he made in regards to my country

fuck both of you

The only real difference between the USA and Canada is 270 million people, dumbass.

Dude the message IS from Canada.. I'm sitting in... Canada..

I never said anything about Canadians agreeing with me. I will however say that it is my opinion that if I asked 100 people tomorrow on the street what they think of the US government (or our own) at least 85 of them would laugh and say they're a bunch of jokes running the country.

Which is why it boggles my mind so much that there's people like Pussyserver spending most of their day... defending those people.

I was not defending anyone

I just dont like outsiders telling Americans how to vote... or what our problems are

... we already know what our problems are

everyone wants to bash the US government etc.. but no one ever speaks up about their own country

... keep in mind I come from a milatary family so we have a ton of patriotic pride... it is possible I over reacted

peace

Maybe you just defend for the sake of defending, without thinking about whether the points might be valid?

Couple months ago I was walking outside the mall, and I walked past this guy squeezing a girls biceps really hard, he looked angry. I stopped walking right beside them as I saw this, and said "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" and he says.. "You don't wanna mess with me" and I said "Sooo, let her go" and then the girl said.. "You don't understand, my brother just died" and I said.. "I appologize, but this doesn't look good, y'know?" and he let her go, and I was on my way.

I'm 27, from Toronto and I've been to: Las Vegas (about 10 times), Vermont, Seattle, Boston, South Carolina, Austin, San Antonio, Brownsville, Houston, Cleveland, Indianapolis, Chicago 3 times, Miami, Orlando, Tampa, Key West, Atlanta, Baltimore, Memphis, Buffalo, Rochester... Mmmmm probably a couple more places. I've taken a bus from here to Mexico City.

I love the USA. I just don't like the way your government conducts its business, and don't feel they're leading you in the right direction. That's it. You have a great, prosperous country. You've managed to do in 200 years what it took European countries thousands of years to not accomplish.

It's a great power, and it needs great management.

Please don't bash my great country because someone on a message board made you mad.

Ron Paul.

you are a fucking retard. you stink of yankee bullshit. people like you are the reason america is hated. you call canada a shithole? we're in a lot better state of affairs than your nation is at the moment. :2 cents:

brainwashed...

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You're quite the brainwashed drone, aren't you? :1orglaugh

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Me brainwashed ... never



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no fuckin clue where or when it became the norm for people to say you are brainwashed for loving the US.. or being from a military family

will tell you guys like I told CDmetard above

... How About Fuck You

fuck your yankee bluejeans, vote commie

eat shit

just found out who that was lmao thats funny

It's hard to take advice from someone (whoever wrote that) when they suggest you vote for the Green Party.

That's actually where I stopped reading.

cliff notes?

No we don't, but apparently we need to remind you that your opinion doesn't matter any more than our opinion matters on who you vote for.

Like I think you are an idiot for voting for someone you know can't/won't win.

Of course, that is just my opinion.

Who do you plan on voting for?

Edwards.

blow me yank

I voted green party last election. :321GFY

Why do Canadians insist on believing that we give a shit what they think?

why do americans insist the entire rest of the world gives a shit what they think?

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while, Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth.There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast-line. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about balance, God. You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them."

We don't. I would have thought that would be obvious by now.

While I understand that merit, I think thats what the 2 parties count on and the reason they continue to fuck the public cause they can. They know people will vote for one of them as the public thinks they are the only two parties that can win. And really that is the truth. But I do believe that the more people that voted for the independent, wild card the more fear would spread in the two parties and maybe get them to think about American needs instead of corporate and their needs and agendas.

If Ron Paul ran as an independent and got 25% of the vote that would raise flags to the both parties that the public is getting sick of their game and are actually ready to start voting for the people that will do what they want.

I thought you guys usually complain that we don't.

Huge fucking if, and he would still be a loser. Don't waste your vote on principle. Try to effect change, not just send a message. It will not be received.

Vote for whoever you like. The last 2 elections were rigged.....WTF makes you think the next one won't be?

:eek7

It's amazing you have the brain power to breathe.

And you don't believe sending a message is a step towards causing change? How would you recommend effecting change?

Revolutionary war.

Good Message Socks. Thanks!

The only path to true change is bloody revolution. And people in any western civilization these days are too occupied sucking back big macs and watching their big screen tv's to do anything drastic like forcefully overthrow a fascist government. They've got us all by the balls. American, Canadian, whatever, it doesn't matter. They call it being civilized, all it is is being domesticated...

:321GFY
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Would agree with that, but can you honestly see this current/next generation bothering???