Darwin Award Winners !!! Genius
 

here they are dudes, the stupidest people helping the natural selection process...

Darwin Award winners announced

An alcoholic who died after giving himself a sherry enema has won the 2007 Darwin Award.

The Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve the gene pool by accidentally removing themselves from it.

The 58-year-old Texan couldn't ingest alcohol by mouth because of painful medical problems with his throat.

He took to taking alcohol by enema instead but died after taking two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry.

First runners-up, and Double Darwin winners, were a young South Carolina couple, both 21, found naked and dead in the road in the early hours.

Police were initially baffled, until they found two sets of neatly folded clothes on top of a nearby building with a pyramid-shaped roof.

Other runners-up included:

An East German man who electrocuted himself when he tried to get rid of moles by pounding metal rods into the ground and connecting them to a high-voltage power line.

A West Virginia man who was crushed while dismantling a rundown barn. He fired up his chainsaw and ripped through a crucial support post, bringing down the whole structure on himself.

An Illinois man who won a game of chicken to see who could stay on a railway line the longest in the path of an oncoming train.

And a 29-year-old computer tutor who was killed in California while driving and working on his laptop at the same time. He was killed by oncoming traffic.

awesome :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Congrats to the winners!:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

"An Illinois man who won a game of chicken"

hahahah

who's that?

no idea, someone called Hans maybe :upsidedow

Sometimes I forget just how stupid people can really be.

how long before we see minusonedarwin getting a darwin award, probabily die of a heart attack whilst trying to sue the world ahahaah :1orglaugh

I've done enough stupid shit, I'll likely end up with a Darwin Award one of these days...

anyone else nearly Darwinize themselves?

I guess someone missed what happened in 1990

I tried to drive my car straight up the side of a decent sized hill. It was a shitty car with the kind of 4 wheel drive soccer moms use when it's raining a little too hard. Not really built for actual off road driving.

So me and my buddy got ripped and tried to drive up the hill, and we almost made it. Long story short, somehow as we were rolling down the hill backwards, we ended up turning sideways and almost flipping. I'm not sure how it didn't happen, but 2 tires where on the ground more than all 4 of them were.

I would of been so busted by my mom if I even would of walked away from that. Dumbass kids.

awesome thread, thanks for posting :)

I'm one of those guys that can't resist a "Do Not Touch" sign
the witnesses to my darwinization will likely start their statements with "well, he approached the item with the Do Not Touch sign attached to it and he..."

I think all of us could have ended up being darwinized at some point in our lives hahaha

Hehe... yeah... every time I read these things (though I realize most of them are just a bunch of urban legends), I think "I coulda done that" at least once...

Luck is certainly a part of the natural selection process. :)

it makes life more interesting tho dude, if we only did the things we were "allowed" to do it would be shit :thumbsup

i'm the same, if it says "do not touch" or similar then its basically irresistable :)

I love the Darwin awards! Hours of entertainment provided at others expense.... Literally.