LOL @ Facebook idiots
 

About 10 people so far have sent me this:

OMG this is amazing.... ever wanted to know who looks at your profile the most? to find out all you have to do is re post this to everyone on your friends list then press alt+f4 together then it should re-direct you to a status screen where it shows

:helpme:1orglaugh

Some people find it cool to spread viral msgs ..

Press F10 to hear the counter-strike theme song!

I'm deleting my account there today. If I get one more bogus message about an abducted kid, telling me to pass the word about it, I am going to shoot someone. So I am deleting my account today.

Plus I have a fat bitch stalking me on it, so that will solve two problems at once.

liar, you like the fat bitch stalking you ;)

No, I normally don't mind fat bitches, but this one weighs over a deuce, is married, plus she is an employee of my family's offline business. Let's just say there was an incident several months ago that I regret terribly and involved over 30 Coors Light.

don't call me a fat bitch I could loose those extra 70pounds in a blink of an eye! :D

bummmmmmmmmmppppppppppppppppp !

LOL....Fools

thats so retarded...i just laugh at them

better than this on youporn

nicht weiter lesen denn fehler habe ich auch gemacht !!!! wenn du diesen text nicht kopoert und in 7 anderen Videos einfügst, stirbst du innerhalb von einem Jahr qualvoll!! Tust du es aber schon wirst du die nächsten 7 Tagen von etwas schönen überrascht!!! wenn die das gelesen hast bist du verflucht und wirst in 5 jahren sterben poste diese nachrich unter 10 videos und du wirst verschont Nicht Lesen ich schütze mich nur selbst

translation: dont read further, you'll die if you dont re-post it, blah blah

I disabled my account 2-3 weeks ago. But havent got stuff like that before!