Too Short To Accept Pimp Of The Year Woody
 

That's right
I just got off the phone with my homie and rap legend, Too Short.
He is tickled pink to be honored with this achievement.

I think he was also stoked that I have TMZ coming to cover it.
See you all at the Players Ball

TMZ has got to be one of the worst establishments, ever.

U may think that -
But having 23 million unique vistors a day and being the third most typed in Keyword of 2007 on Google aint too shabby wouldn't you agree?

Oh btw- yesterday they had over 256 million page views!!!!
I work very closely with their main guy over there so I know the numbers.
I cant begin to even tell you how much the plugs I have gotten for PURE VANILLA and AMY FISHER' SEX TAPE on there have paid off-

Not too mention my TV show Virgin Territory and movie American Cannibal

I meant worst as in the soulless shallow tabloid cumsucking filth of the universe way... I know they're highly profitable, just their site and show make me sick to my stomach.

I was robbed - Everyone knows that I was the Pimp of the Year and deserve that Woody.

I'm outraged...I hope that Too Short gets a splinter polishing his Woody!!!

:pimp :pimp

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The KB The KB

Have you trained him to say that yet when the show ends?

lifetime pimp is more like it


What big woody am I getting this year?

Bend Over , we have an even Larger one for you right here ! :Graucho

Which Ball is he getting it at???

Congrats, I hope I can win it someday.

I have to agree, I think Gay Harvey digs too much to ruin peoples lives just because he is unhappy. It's ok to promote an upcoming movie, tv show or something new someone is doing and say good things about them. It should be all positive, but filming people in airports, fights, drunks and bringing out the worst out of them...I think it's shady. Also digging up old footage of someone to make the show look good. Please.

Just my opinion .. They have hooked up our club a lot with good press, but I still think it's wrong with how low they go for publicity.

I think there will be a law soon on all these Paparazzi soon.

Can you imagine someone filming him and his lover and posting it every where, he may need that for a reality check.

Sorry, just venting. No hard feelings KB.

Are you going to physically have a Woody for Short?

If not, it's officially the wn ball :thumbsup

glad you're feeling better :)

Short is a cool Cat. He deserves another win.

Is this 1989?

everyday

The one on Friday night.

The RevSand Pimps Hard Players Ball.

My man doesn't just get hooked up with a table, dude has a section everytime!

Gee, thanks... :thumbsup

Have to work on my speech - first, I would like to thank all of the small people responsible for, or who I stepped over for, for this award...

http://www.madcowprod.com/fi04.jpg

http://bloggando.fabioangius.net/img...ini_me_gun.jpg

http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncat.../munchkins.jpg

...and of course, Too Short:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/static.imgfl...9/tooshort.jpg

I'm ready for my Woody now JFK... <bends over>

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None taken-
I actually agree.

But u also know the amount of PR people who call TMZ and tell them where their stars and z listers will be.

It's a corporate machine now


I particularly like the "Gay Harvey" quote
That shows shows me how much in the know you truly are
:-))

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I might have to reconsider Pimp Of The Year!

rev sand is my boy. We gonna rock shit hard this year

Just got my suit and boots. I'm hiiting town with Latina hotness watch out pimps I got shit on lock down

Holla at me and let's work some shit

KB. I got the purps ready to roll.

Folks be wishing they could do it like us

JStyles. See ya there playa

Couldn't be a betta playa then me...

:pimp :pimp. :pimp

Sicone breaks out the triple pimp - now THAT is gangsta!

Props...

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And you know this , MAAAAAN!

I wasn't going to hit Vegas until Sunday but decided to come in on Friday and hit the video show for a few hours!

See you there!

:pimp:pimp:pimp

Marv Levy should go back to peoples court where he belongs

?? for what?? lol

i respect ya hustle and grind but you dont have to give him an award like that for him just to show up?

We're media whores Chris.

Just looking for a nice way to make TMZ.

Short was coming either way, so I figured since he's been loyal to the Players Ball all of these years, hooks us up with good deals for his performances and also attends every Ball he can, that's worth the award anyway.

But we have a nice media angle planned with this.

:pimp:pimp:thumbsup:thumbsup

very nice D$ hit me up when you get aq chance on icq or before the ball

Ok then................

what kind of media angle are you going with this?

but he isnt in the industry and I thought it stood for professional internet marketing professional?

i winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

KB you should invite your friend Paris to give the award to Too Short ;-)

That's for the "adult webmaster" Players Ball.

This is the "adult industry and fanz" Players Ball. We're targeting the people during the AEE show with XFanz. So this Pimp Of The Year doesn't need an acronymn.

Chuck Liddell won "Pimp of the Year" last year at this D-Money & XFanz Players Ball.

The Players Ball is in a growth stage, its got a life of its own. I'm not going to limit them to just our industry when I can franchise the concept and try to make a lil money. (Since I don't make money from the webmaster events).

I know lots of people are getting confused lately, most people think I'm throwing a Ball during Internext, just decided not to do one this year for that event.

oh thank I didnt know.

kb i think you should stay home man.

Way to glorify beating woman, forcing them to have sex and overall total disrespect for women.

Big ups to you for such a wonderful achievement.

Secondly, what the hell does that hahahahaha have to do with anything in this industry???!!!????

If you want to hand out the PIMP OF THE YEAR award, give it to the people who beat 2257 in the 6th circuit.

lol.. i thought someone was too short hahaha

I'm in the Porn Business, the Hollywood Nightclub business and marrying an actress...lol.

I have be in the know. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/7...animate5zx.gif

Pimpin' ain't easy...should be a great party!

:pimp :pimp

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Hope to get some KB time in Vegas! BTW, I put your movie on my que, my lady friend hasn't seen it and shes stoked about it.

What are the criteria for getting that title? Could you list them? Or is it just an award you couldve given anybody willing to show up?

btw off topic remark, i like rap but too short... ive never liked his whiny rap voice. When he is featured on other rappers tracks, he alwasy takes the value down of the whole track.

http://whatsupnyc.com/blog/archives/...ancannibal.jpg

American Cannibal is a chick flick?!? Who knew...

KB, bring an autographed poster to Vegas for me, kthnx...

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