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phil-flash 01-08-2008 05:10 PM

New Phil-Flash-Cash Affiliate Manager - (kind of cute too)
 
Hey Everyone! I am exxxtremely excited to announce my new Affiliate Manager! She is completely new to the industry, young, and bright! So be nice!

Janessa is anxious to learn and help everyone out with what they might need as an Affiliate!

Here is a pic:
http://phil-flash-cash.com/time_2_ma...cs/janessa.jpg

You can contact her through her sig or from the contact page at http://phil-flash-cash.com.

Thanks!
Regards,
p-f

Ice 01-08-2008 05:14 PM

Kind of cute??????? are you on crack?????

Smokin hot :thumbsup

Gordon G 01-08-2008 05:15 PM

she is really hot.

Oracle Porn 01-08-2008 05:15 PM

lol nice find
but affiliate manager? can she help me with ratios? lol j/k enjoy your secretary :)

Satan 01-08-2008 05:16 PM

DAMM shes hott and why isnt she content :) j/k bro

seeric 01-08-2008 05:16 PM

kinda cute?

are you blind??????????????????????????????

holy shit. i'd marry her tomorrow.

tASSy 01-08-2008 05:19 PM

uuuuhm, i'll take one of her please....or two if you've got 'em!

rogue employee 01-08-2008 05:19 PM

Quote:

- my new Affiliate Manager

- She is completely new to the industry
Serious business.




NOT.

rogue employee 01-08-2008 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 13625797)
but affiliate manager? can she help me with ratios? lol j/k enjoy your secretary :)

why j/k? this is a very valid point.

This is very unprofessional of Phil-Flash-Cash and very stupid on the part of webmasters who think with their dicks.

pornguy 01-08-2008 05:24 PM

You know the rule. Show those tits. :)

WiredGuy 01-08-2008 05:28 PM

That's cute to you?! Damn, she's gorgeous.
WG

tony286 01-08-2008 05:29 PM

best of luck

Fat Panda 01-08-2008 05:31 PM

you single....oh and welcome!

beta-tester 01-08-2008 05:33 PM

she's gorgeous! Nice find man :))
THUMBS UP

WiredGuy 01-08-2008 05:34 PM

So.... I notice she's not married :)
WG

rowan 01-08-2008 05:35 PM

When do we need to change our naughtygirlscash links?

edit: damn, why did I post a biz question in this thread :1orglaugh

american pervert 01-08-2008 05:37 PM

tits, gfy

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-08-2008 05:38 PM

ruh roh, punker will have to compete for the drool of horny webmasters now!

seeric 01-08-2008 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 13625922)
So.... I notice she's not married :)
WG

nooooooooooooooo not you toooo!!!!!

i give you casey parker. i like brunette.

ProjectNaked 01-08-2008 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogue employee (Post 13625850)
why j/k? this is a very valid point.

This is very unprofessional of Phil-Flash-Cash and very stupid on the part of webmasters who think with their dicks.

that's what I was thinking....

WiredGuy 01-08-2008 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 13625956)
nooooooooooooooo not you toooo!!!!!

i give you casey parker. i like brunette.

Gotta play the odds bro, probability analysis. Hedging bets by spreading to other types :)
WG

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-08-2008 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 13625797)
lol nice find
but affiliate manager? can she help me with ratios? lol j/k enjoy your secretary :)

i've yet to speak with an affiliate manager for any program that really presented me with any ideas that helped my ratios any. not one, and i asked for advice and criticism from many...

Will Black 01-08-2008 05:42 PM

Is she your g/f and hence you gave her a job? Just curious.

slavdogg 01-08-2008 05:43 PM

will she be in vegas ?

phil-flash 01-08-2008 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogue employee (Post 13625850)
why j/k? this is a very valid point.

This is very unprofessional of Phil-Flash-Cash and very stupid on the part of webmasters who think with their dicks.

Stupid??? Can you explain your stance on why this is stupid and unprofessional? She is not a secretary. She will do this job better than most.

Redmanthatcould 01-08-2008 05:44 PM

So is that a picture of her on the mouse-over on your page?

Quote:

...and EVEN... Janessa getting a dildo shoved down her FACE!

phil-flash 01-08-2008 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 13625925)
When do we need to change our naughtygirlscash links?

edit: damn, why did I post a biz question in this thread :1orglaugh

You won't need to do anything with those links for a few months. You will know well in advance before any changes are made... if any.

phil-flash 01-08-2008 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 13625981)
will she be in vegas ?

No... she will not be in Vegas for this convention.

Oracle Porn 01-08-2008 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13625969)
i've yet to speak with an affiliate manager for any program that really presented me with any ideas that helped my ratios any. not one, and i asked for advice and criticism from many...

you know what me neither :)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-08-2008 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil-flash (Post 13625982)
Stupid??? Can you explain your stance on why this is stupid and unprofessional? She is not a secretary. She will do this job better than most.

so long as she knows where the affiliate tools are, and can readily fall back on you for tough questions, she's already got 75% of the afiliate managers i've dealt with matched or beaten. it's not like it's an overly complicated job, from what i can tell with a little bit of training, it's nothing your average secretary couldn't handle. why not go for the hot chick that will get horny webmasters interested in working with your program? fuck it. i'm sure if she has any work ethic at all, she'll have her job figured out in no time...

phil-flash 01-08-2008 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 13625998)
So is that a picture of her on the mouse-over on your page?

What page? This one... http://phil-flash-cash.com? With her legs spread wide? Indeed!

Oracle Porn 01-08-2008 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil-flash (Post 13625982)
She will do this job better than most.

I agree! She will do any job better than most :winkwink:

Cory W 01-08-2008 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil-flash (Post 13625982)
Stupid??? Can you explain your stance on why this is stupid and unprofessional? She is not a secretary. She will do this job better than most.

Don't listen to the haters! You keep doing what you are doing!

Quotealex 01-08-2008 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil-flash (Post 13625982)
Stupid??? Can you explain your stance on why this is stupid and unprofessional? She is not a secretary. She will do this job better than most.

How will she help me generate more sales and increase my conversion ratio?

Oracle Porn 01-08-2008 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil-flash (Post 13626022)
What page? This one... http://phil-flash-cash.com? With her legs spread wide? Indeed!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh you made me go and look! nice one!

Redmanthatcould 01-08-2008 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil-flash (Post 13626022)
What page? This one... http://phil-flash-cash.com? With her legs spread wide? Indeed!

Yes sir - just checking. Total hottie, btw :thumbsup

Brandon99 01-08-2008 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 13625998)
So is that a picture of her on the mouse-over on your page?

Good question, is it? Inquiring minds would like to know...:winkwink:

seeric 01-08-2008 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 13625967)
Gotta play the odds bro, probability analysis. Hedging bets by spreading to other types :)
WG

you're too smart and logical for your own good.

:1orglaugh:):Oh crap

phil-flash 01-08-2008 05:51 PM

I believe that your ratios would depend on your actions and decisions as a webmaster. I do not think that anyone can just grab any old hosted gallery and all of a sudden have great ratios. Success in any business requires creative thinking and lots of hard work behind it. I do not think any affiliate manager can create success for a single webmaster. But what an affiliate manager can do is get you what you need quickly... ie passes, tools, and specific content. Affiliate managers also manage the affiliate base. There are a lot of aspects to an affiliate manager... some of which I will not disclose because there is competition amongst us :)

rogue employee 01-08-2008 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil-flash (Post 13625982)
Stupid??? Can you explain your stance on why this is stupid and unprofessional? She is not a secretary. She will do this job better than most.

If she is totally new to the industry, how can she help webmasters generate more sales?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-08-2008 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quotealex (Post 13626029)
How will she help me generate more sales and increase my conversion ratio?

please refer me to the programs you've worked with where the affiliate manager shave done anything to help you. i'd love to work with them. i'm sur eone exists somewhere, i just haven't found it yet...

phil-flash 01-08-2008 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quotealex (Post 13626029)
How will she help me generate more sales and increase my conversion ratio?

She won't! You will have to do that yourself... I will produce the unique, fresh, and sellable content. She will let you know about it as SOON as it is published... and YOU will decide whether or not that specific content will help your ratios, if your traffic would buy it, ETC. You have to make you money. Us content producers can only do so much :)

http://phil-flash-cash.com/time_2_ma...stackedass.jpg

DatingGold 01-08-2008 05:59 PM

I smell bullshit :1orglaugh

WiredGuy 01-08-2008 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogue employee (Post 13626062)
If she is totally new to the industry, how can she help webmasters generate more sales?

You dont know about the direct relationship between affiliate rep hotness and sales?
WG

V_RocKs 01-08-2008 06:00 PM

When is Playboy supposed to do the girls of the adult industry spread again?

phil-flash 01-08-2008 06:01 PM

If affiliate managers made us money then whey in the heck are we producing content? we can all just get affiliate managers and make a killing!

Content is what sells and makes money. Decisions and wisdom give us the power to make money... and Affiliate Managers MANAGE the base of AFFILIATES and communicate with them so that the AFFILIATES are informed of NEW CONTENT.

If someone told me how to get better ratios I would tell them to go fuck themselves... I can manage my traffic and the content that I promote just fine. I would never want an affiliate manager to tell me or suggest to me how to sell content. What is next? Just ask the paysite producers for money without doing anything at all? Yeah here ya go Jim... here is a 100 bucks for shits and giggles... and here you go Sammy... you go ahead and take 300 bucks just cuz your ratios suck.

This is becoming humorous!

V_RocKs 01-08-2008 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogue employee (Post 13626062)
If she is totally new to the industry, how can she help webmasters generate more sales?

So if she was totally new to sex your cock would only be half mast?

BULLSHIT!

It'd be even more erect out of excitement!

And hot reps usually get people more excited than not so hot reps.

phil-flash 01-08-2008 06:06 PM

You guys are sexist! Just because she is a pretty woman you are referring to her as hot. I smell a huge lawsuit :) heheheheheheheh

JUST JOKING!

Indeed she is HOT.. I would ah... like to.. um... take more pictures of her :)

Elli 01-08-2008 06:07 PM

Welcome to Janessa! She definitely has uber-hottie status from that pic :)

rogue employee 01-08-2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 13626109)

And hot reps usually get people more excited than not so hot reps.

What am I supposed to get excited about?

I work in porn. I see dozens of nude women every day.


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