so I joined this local dating site, right....
 

and then one night I sent like 30 messages (same message all over, copy and paste) to the hottest girls and I can't remember what I said exactly but it was something about them giving me a boner or something in that spirit and got zero replies

now I'll have to create a new account and change the approach to much softer, romantic one, should I post a picture of myself with a puppy pr something??? what works?

or it could be that I never posted a picture of myself, I wanted to but after I took a few pictures I found out that not only I gained weight but my face got much rounder and looks like a doughnut, I'm still good looking n shit so may be I should post a pic or two anyway

Put a big dick in your pic! That works like a charm all the time!!!

Egomancer

let me tell you something about most dating sites:

After Indian guys used some open source script that they customized a little to make it look like a dating site, other Indian guys are hired to load the site up with fake profiles so it looks like the site is populated and busy. Girls you have contacted most likely don't exist. And admins don't monitor all of those hundred thousand fake profiles so you will never get any response. You are probably one of about three real people on that website...

I agree with Egomancer

You should hit up a gfy-mod and get your nick greened. THAT's a chickmagnet!

I used to Internet Date, but would never respond to anyone without a photo and never to any dirty emails. (But I guess that depends if you are on an adult site or regular one).