Gentlemen, if your ancestors did not fight in the US Civil War then
 

You are NOT a true American.

go back to Mexico! :321GFY

LOL! You're telling native americans they aren't american.

What if they fought for the Confederacy?

The South had a LEGAL right to seperate from the Union and it was their duty as True Americans to overthrow a fascist government of the North.

Lincoln waged a illegal war against the south.

No, they're a conquered people. Totally different.

So sue me!

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You are black, right?

Ever notice that after the war the asshlole Northern Federal fuck government did nothing for the newly freed slaves? and did nothing to try to reconstruct the cities in the South that they had burned to the ground.

Lincoln freed the slaves to antagonize the south, when he freed the slaves there were HUGE riots in NYC.
Had the south Won the war and became a independent nation slavery would have ended by 1880.

my ancestors made moonshine

Ancestors who fought in the Civil War were immigrants.

And not all current immigrants are from Mexico, dumbass :1orglaugh

One of my ancestors signed the Declaration of Independence. Top that, you foreign scum.

My ancestors enslaved most of your ancestors. Color wasn't a factor for them either.

so that makes you better than everyone else?? LOL

what about ancestors that fought in the revolutionary war?

And that has what to do with what I said? Oh right. Nothing. :1orglaugh

My ancestors from Mars conquered your fucking planet, so shut the fuck up.

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That war was illegal. American colonies had NO right to separate from Britain, the American colonies was a British possession and legally owned 100% by Britain and to be quite honest we would have been much better off had we just stayed a British colony.

So, if my family isn't from Mexico, do I still have to go there?

Yes, no discrimination.:1orglaugh

If you miss Britain so much, why don't you go back there? Mexicans will return to Mexico when English will return to England. :1orglaugh

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thanx for the morning laugh

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one of my ancestors got a blow job from a guy that signed the Declaration of Independence. -bmb

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:( im a Polack lol

I had two great great.. grandfathers whom fought each other on opposite sides in the Battle Above the Clouds during the civil war. I guess it's a good thing they never ran intoi each other during the battle.. :Oh crap

Polak and blonde? oh my goddddddd :1orglaugh :winkwink:

You're an Idiot!:321GFY

Truth is, the Yanks took such a beatin' from Canada back in 1812, they decided it was best just to fight amongst themselves a while.

Proudly Canuck - UEL descendant (United Empire Loyalist for the history-challenged)...distant relative of Thomas Alva Edison. And of course, the Newfie side of the family dates back to the 1500s in Canada. :thumbsup

I think we need to have a new section on GFY dedicated to the stupidest threads ever. Lock the threads and leave them there for the future gfyers to see. And also for referencing purposes of course.

I'm afraid Canada days as an independent State are numbered. Too much oil discovered in there, and you want to sell it to China!

It's unacceptable!!!!!!! :winkwink:

It is just a rumor at this point but I heard they are trying to develop nukes too. This has to be stopped!!!

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ONe of mine was on the fucking may flower. And if it were not for him and his friends yours would not have signed shit.

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One of my ancestors was a viking who said "what a dump" and sailed on.

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We don't sell it to China. We trade it for dollar-store crap made with lead components and hallucinogenic ingredients.

Anyone wanna buy an Elvis Yo-Yo or a glo-in-the-dark frisbee that wobbles?

Don't lick the widgets.

But luckily they found meaningful work as Capital One shills. :1orglaugh