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S P A N N O W 01-08-2008 01:52 AM

Subway Jared Was A Pornographer?
 
Jared Fogle: Subway Guy by Day,
College Pornographer by Night

June 28, 2007 ? 4:40 pm, By COED Staff

Jared Fogle, the man responsible for selling millions upon millions of delicious Subway sandwiches, is known for becoming spokesperson for the company while still attending college in the late ?90?s.

What we didn?t know, was that Jared Fogle was not only infamous at his college for eating nothing but Subway and losing over 200 pounds, but also for being the go-to-guy for whenever college students wanted some good ol? porn.

Best Week Ever has uncovered Jared?s dirty little secrets. While attending Indiana University, he ran a pretty successful pornography business straight from his own bedroom, and apparently had a ?wide? variety of porn videos, which he only charged a dollar to rent. Get it? Wide!

Read The Whole Story Here...

Drake 01-08-2008 01:56 AM

haha Good for him.

Persius 01-08-2008 01:57 AM

Damn he was jacking off into those subway sandwiches and calling it his own special lose weight recipe :Oh crap

V_RocKs 01-08-2008 02:26 AM

Source?...

VIPimp 01-08-2008 02:28 AM

He had a porn dvd collection that he occasionally let his friends borrow for a few bucks... dont think that makes him a pornographer, dunno.

Twoface31 01-08-2008 02:47 AM

woo that cool business, your such a great businessman

cheers,

After Shock Media 01-08-2008 03:03 AM

Hey it worked for me in Jr high renting videos but I got 5.00 a pop plus a blank vhs tape. Each tape had 2-3 movies as I recorded them on the SPL or whatever it was that allowed close to 6 hours of recording.

My dad bought the satalight dish and had some dude hook him up with a descrambler that gave us all the stations for free. I found American Exxxtacy which showed full penetration hardcore porn 24/7. I set my alarm for midnight and had another for 5am. At midnight I would load the VCR and set it to record the movies and yes I programed it each night so it would skip the commercials. Then at 5am I would wake up take the tape out, change the channel to another satalight. Then go outside and grab my stacks of newspapers and begin to roll and band or roll, band, and bag em. Slammed an apple juice (better than coffee for waking you up). Delivered all my papers as the rules stated they had to all be delivered by no latter than 6am or you would get a complaint, 3 complaints in 6 months and you get canned. Take a shower, eat breakfast. Go over my porn movie request list, grab some extra tapes and head to school.

At school I would fill my orders collect my blanks and my money. Tell them about the new movies. I also leased several peoples lockers full time, I had only key to the locks. Most were full of tapes and my books that were close to that class. Amazing someone would give up full use of their lockers all year for 20.00 but oh well.

My total investment to start was 3 vhs tapes. The rest was history. Specially since I made them give me a blank as part of the rental. I also gave a rats ass about late fee's and crap. I only got on someones jock if they had a tape someone else wanted. Wish I could of figured a way to have had a spare VCR in the house so I could dub extra's of the popular tapes but alas it would of raised questions and my parents had no need for two VCR's and our massive entertainment center would of made it near impossible to safely dub tapes without getting caught.

CarlyMoore 01-08-2008 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13622468)
Hey it worked for me in Jr high renting videos but I got 5.00 a pop plus a blank vhs tape. Each tape had 2-3 movies as I recorded them on the SPL or whatever it was that allowed close to 6 hours of recording.

My dad bought the satalight dish and had some dude hook him up with a descrambler that gave us all the stations for free. I found American Exxxtacy which showed full penetration hardcore porn 24/7. I set my alarm for midnight and had another for 5am. At midnight I would load the VCR and set it to record the movies and yes I programed it each night so it would skip the commercials. Then at 5am I would wake up take the tape out, change the channel to another satalight. Then go outside and grab my stacks of newspapers and begin to roll and band or roll, band, and bag em. Slammed an apple juice (better than coffee for waking you up). Delivered all my papers as the rules stated they had to all be delivered by no latter than 6am or you would get a complaint, 3 complaints in 6 months and you get canned. Take a shower, eat breakfast. Go over my porn movie request list, grab some extra tapes and head to school.

At school I would fill my orders collect my blanks and my money. Tell them about the new movies. I also leased several peoples lockers full time, I had only key to the locks. Most were full of tapes and my books that were close to that class. Amazing someone would give up full use of their lockers all year for 20.00 but oh well.

My total investment to start was 3 vhs tapes. The rest was history. Specially since I made them give me a blank as part of the rental. I also gave a rats ass about late fee's and crap. I only got on someones jock if they had a tape someone else wanted. Wish I could of figured a way to have had a spare VCR in the house so I could dub extra's of the popular tapes but alas it would of raised questions and my parents had no need for two VCR's and our massive entertainment center would of made it near impossible to safely dub tapes without getting caught.

very cute kinda inspiring

After Shock Media 01-08-2008 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlyMoore (Post 13622483)
very cute kinda inspiring

Oddly the porn really did very little for me but I saw dollar signs immediatly.

kmanrox 01-08-2008 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13622468)
Hey it worked for me in Jr high renting videos but I got 5.00 a pop plus a blank vhs tape. Each tape had 2-3 movies as I recorded them on the SPL or whatever it was that allowed close to 6 hours of recording.

My dad bought the satalight dish and had some dude hook him up with a descrambler that gave us all the stations for free. I found American Exxxtacy which showed full penetration hardcore porn 24/7. I set my alarm for midnight and had another for 5am. At midnight I would load the VCR and set it to record the movies and yes I programed it each night so it would skip the commercials. Then at 5am I would wake up take the tape out, change the channel to another satalight. Then go outside and grab my stacks of newspapers and begin to roll and band or roll, band, and bag em. Slammed an apple juice (better than coffee for waking you up). Delivered all my papers as the rules stated they had to all be delivered by no latter than 6am or you would get a complaint, 3 complaints in 6 months and you get canned. Take a shower, eat breakfast. Go over my porn movie request list, grab some extra tapes and head to school.

At school I would fill my orders collect my blanks and my money. Tell them about the new movies. I also leased several peoples lockers full time, I had only key to the locks. Most were full of tapes and my books that were close to that class. Amazing someone would give up full use of their lockers all year for 20.00 but oh well.

My total investment to start was 3 vhs tapes. The rest was history. Specially since I made them give me a blank as part of the rental. I also gave a rats ass about late fee's and crap. I only got on someones jock if they had a tape someone else wanted. Wish I could of figured a way to have had a spare VCR in the house so I could dub extra's of the popular tapes but alas it would of raised questions and my parents had no need for two VCR's and our massive entertainment center would of made it near impossible to safely dub tapes without getting caught.

that's grassroots pornography right tharr! love it! i wish i had that much chutzpah in school

After Shock Media 01-08-2008 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 13622502)
that's grassroots pornography right tharr! love it! i wish i had that much chutzpah in school

It was just opportunity really, without that dish and descrambler and my parents never discovering any naughty channel worst than playboy or spice which were ok by them for me. They never minded much if I saw nudity or R rated flicks once I hit double digit age range.

I was just a work whore really. Nearly everything I did was about money at the time. Had my tape rentals, my paper route which I hated and was grueling, selling USA today door to door at night monday through friday. Mowing lawns on the weekends, all holidays during growing seasons and summer vacation.

teg0 01-08-2008 05:51 AM

Lol, shit what college guy didn't share the wealth? We had a server set up in our dorm building With 1TB of space (from donated hard drives) with a private FTP server set up that you had to specifically get added to. 1TB of porn.

Holly 01-08-2008 07:03 AM

Sounds believable. I'm guessing that even after he lost the weight he wasn't getting laid a whole lot, lol.

Barefootsies 01-08-2008 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VIPimp (Post 13622391)
He had a porn dvd collection that he occasionally let his friends borrow for a few bucks... dont think that makes him a pornographer, dunno.

:2 cents:

Satan 01-08-2008 07:14 AM

nice stories in this thread:)

CaptainHowdy 01-08-2008 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VIPimp (Post 13622391)
He had a porn dvd collection that he occasionally let his friends borrow for a few bucks... dont think that makes him a pornographer, dunno.

Of course it does, he envisioned porn tube sites...

nico-t 01-08-2008 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VIPimp (Post 13622391)
He had a porn dvd collection that he occasionally let his friends borrow for a few bucks... dont think that makes him a pornographer, dunno.

lol exactly... the media always twists their headlines, pretty pathetic

tony286 01-08-2008 08:19 AM

Sorry not a porner, sounds like the author of the article is alittle jealous of old jareds success.

Vanilla DeVille 01-08-2008 08:48 AM

Funny! I actually met and partied with Jared out here in Scottsdale a few months back. He got a few pics with me and then freaked shit when he found out who I was! LOL he didn't want anything to do with the adult biz.

JD 01-08-2008 08:56 AM

who cares....

SykkBoy 01-08-2008 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13622468)
Hey it worked for me in Jr high renting videos but I got 5.00 a pop plus a blank vhs tape. Each tape had 2-3 movies as I recorded them on the SPL or whatever it was that allowed close to 6 hours of recording.

My dad bought the satalight dish and had some dude hook him up with a descrambler that gave us all the stations for free. I found American Exxxtacy which showed full penetration hardcore porn 24/7. I set my alarm for midnight and had another for 5am. At midnight I would load the VCR and set it to record the movies and yes I programed it each night so it would skip the commercials. Then at 5am I would wake up take the tape out, change the channel to another satalight. Then go outside and grab my stacks of newspapers and begin to roll and band or roll, band, and bag em. Slammed an apple juice (better than coffee for waking you up). Delivered all my papers as the rules stated they had to all be delivered by no latter than 6am or you would get a complaint, 3 complaints in 6 months and you get canned. Take a shower, eat breakfast. Go over my porn movie request list, grab some extra tapes and head to school.

At school I would fill my orders collect my blanks and my money. Tell them about the new movies. I also leased several peoples lockers full time, I had only key to the locks. Most were full of tapes and my books that were close to that class. Amazing someone would give up full use of their lockers all year for 20.00 but oh well.

My total investment to start was 3 vhs tapes. The rest was history. Specially since I made them give me a blank as part of the rental. I also gave a rats ass about late fee's and crap. I only got on someones jock if they had a tape someone else wanted. Wish I could of figured a way to have had a spare VCR in the house so I could dub extra's of the popular tapes but alas it would of raised questions and my parents had no need for two VCR's and our massive entertainment center would of made it near impossible to safely dub tapes without getting caught.

ah yes, the pre-cursor to tube sites...

I also had access to a satellite dish and a sub to American Exxxtacy ;-)

TubeTitans_SusieQ 01-08-2008 10:52 AM

Smart boy lol

snaker 01-08-2008 12:52 PM

ha ha, too funny. I met the guy in tampa once, I never liked the guy till I found out he into porn, now he got my respect

Zango 01-08-2008 01:06 PM

Sleazy????

Mayor 01-08-2008 01:39 PM

The guy is a great marketer, so makes sense! :pimp

punker barbie 01-08-2008 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13622468)
Hey it worked for me in Jr high renting videos but I got 5.00 a pop plus a blank vhs tape. Each tape had 2-3 movies as I recorded them on the SPL or whatever it was that allowed close to 6 hours of recording.

My dad bought the satalight dish and had some dude hook him up with a descrambler that gave us all the stations for free. I found American Exxxtacy which showed full penetration hardcore porn 24/7. I set my alarm for midnight and had another for 5am. At midnight I would load the VCR and set it to record the movies and yes I programed it each night so it would skip the commercials. Then at 5am I would wake up take the tape out, change the channel to another satalight. Then go outside and grab my stacks of newspapers and begin to roll and band or roll, band, and bag em. Slammed an apple juice (better than coffee for waking you up). Delivered all my papers as the rules stated they had to all be delivered by no latter than 6am or you would get a complaint, 3 complaints in 6 months and you get canned. Take a shower, eat breakfast. Go over my porn movie request list, grab some extra tapes and head to school.

At school I would fill my orders collect my blanks and my money. Tell them about the new movies. I also leased several peoples lockers full time, I had only key to the locks. Most were full of tapes and my books that were close to that class. Amazing someone would give up full use of their lockers all year for 20.00 but oh well.

My total investment to start was 3 vhs tapes. The rest was history. Specially since I made them give me a blank as part of the rental. I also gave a rats ass about late fee's and crap. I only got on someones jock if they had a tape someone else wanted. Wish I could of figured a way to have had a spare VCR in the house so I could dub extra's of the popular tapes but alas it would of raised questions and my parents had no need for two VCR's and our massive entertainment center would of made it near impossible to safely dub tapes without getting caught.

slammed apple juice?

adorable.:winkwink:

CynthiaB 01-08-2008 02:17 PM

Proves that what you learn selling adult can be used to sell anything in the mainstream.


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