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Brad Gosse 01-07-2008 01:06 PM

Wedding cake looks like bride
 
This is so ridiculous
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/0...rpt/index.html

mikeyddddd 01-07-2008 01:20 PM

The cake has bigger tits.

baddog 01-07-2008 01:22 PM

I would rather eat the cake than the bride

AK 01-07-2008 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 13619190)
The cake has bigger tits.

and slimmer face

wdsguy 01-07-2008 01:27 PM

ugly ass bitch

pornask 01-07-2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy (Post 13619219)
ugly ass bitch

oh, comon man. She's not that ugly :pimp

G-Rotica 01-07-2008 01:39 PM

Is the cake chocolate too?

borked 01-07-2008 01:42 PM

what's he thinking as he cuts it?

L-Pink 01-07-2008 01:43 PM

Could I get a slice out of the rear?

Halcyon 01-07-2008 01:46 PM

that is some crazy cannibal-fantasy shit. I could see that trend getting VERY weird.

SomeCreep 01-07-2008 01:47 PM

I wanna eat her brain.

baddog 01-07-2008 01:48 PM

She must be a real bitch to not include him in the design.

Obsess much?

GT-Omar 01-07-2008 01:50 PM

I bet he didn't even get a slice of the coochie

Dvae 01-07-2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica (Post 13619274)
Is the cake chocolate too?

they are all pink inside...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Boobzooka 01-07-2008 01:53 PM

When it comes time to cut the cake at the reception, the guy should take the knife and start stabbing it through the heart shouting "YOU SLUT! YOU SLUT! YOU FUCKED MY BROTHER?!", then let out a ninja howl and decapitate the thing. You know, just to make the next holidays fun.

HAPPYPEEKERS 01-07-2008 02:47 PM

very odd

pornask 01-07-2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 13619329)
they are all pink inside...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

pornguy 01-07-2008 02:55 PM

Tacky. Imagine.

D 01-07-2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13619306)
She must be a real bitch to not include him in the design.

Yeah... seems to be a trend.

My gal and I went to a wedding a year or so ago, and, right before the bride and groom left, the bride yelled out "Thanks for coming to _My_ Wedding!"

Friends of the groom, we both just looked at each other, thinking, "We're pretty sure the groom has something to do with this thing, too."

Oh well... they say it's her day... and, involved with the preliminaries of planning my own right now, I can attest to the fact that's pretty much the case.... no matter how much they try and include you.

I mean, I'd be happy with a Drive-through rubber stamp dealio involving a guy dressed up like Elvis.

BradM 01-07-2008 02:59 PM

Women are nuts when it comes to weddings I have learned. Seen a bunch of them go through the process and they turn into different people until the day is done.

sniperwolf 01-07-2008 03:27 PM

COOL! nice reflection huh! :winkwink:

media 01-07-2008 03:33 PM

I guess that's the only time he's gonna legally be able to stab her... "Bitch Ima cut you up like that wedding cake!" lol

czarina 01-07-2008 03:34 PM

that's actually cool :)

Monique Niccole 01-07-2008 03:34 PM

That cake is...um...not so flattering.

baddog 01-07-2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13619668)
Oh well... they say it's her day... and, involved with the preliminaries of planning my own right now, I can attest to the fact that's pretty much the case.... no matter how much they try and include you.

I mean, I'd be happy with a Drive-through rubber stamp dealio involving a guy dressed up like Elvis.

Since my ex moved to Cabo I have had to step up in her place for our daughter's wedding. It is an interesting perspective to be sure.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-07-2008 03:37 PM

quick somebody alert cnn!!

oh wait...

Imortyl Pussycat 01-07-2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13619199)
I would rather eat the cake than the bride

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mr. Romance 01-07-2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media (Post 13619864)
I guess that's the only time he's gonna legally be able to stab her... "Bitch Ima cut you up like that wedding cake!" lol

Nice to here how a recent "1st husbands club member" will respond to wedding things! Well you are now in the same club as me....He probalby thought that and wished it was her twin sister for some wedding night "Ménage à trois"


Mr. Romance

Jai 01-07-2008 04:02 PM

wedding wont last, more than 1 year

MattO 01-07-2008 04:06 PM

Hope she savored the moment, it's the only time he's gunna eat her pussy.

Xrated J 01-07-2008 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO (Post 13620032)
Hope she savored the moment, it's the only time he's gunna eat her pussy.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Monique Niccole 01-07-2008 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jai (Post 13619998)
wedding wont last, more than 1 year

I should hope not. A wedding that lasts more than a year could get expensive. :winkwink:

escorpio 01-07-2008 04:26 PM

It hit it hard. I love cake.

The Dawg 01-08-2008 03:41 AM

So would it be an awkward moment if the best man asked for a slice of pussy? :upsidedow

dav3 01-08-2008 04:48 AM

They should have cut the cake with a leaping, football-style tackle dive. That would have been something to phone cnn about!

mrwilson 01-08-2008 04:51 AM

i would preffer the cake, less hassle.

Satan 01-08-2008 05:26 AM

ugly and creepy

teg0 01-08-2008 05:38 AM

I don't know why, but I did automatically assume that it would be a wedding between two african americans before clicking the link.

Brad Gosse 01-08-2008 06:16 AM

http://stickmansteve.com/wp-content/...texasbride.jpg

dav3 01-08-2008 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teg0 (Post 13622732)
I don't know why, but I did automatically assume that it would be a wedding between two african americans before clicking the link.

That's weird, the story didn't mention that they were African immigrants.

Zorgman 01-08-2008 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Gosse (Post 13622797)

The only time his guy can stab his wife and get away with it. :)

Holly 01-08-2008 07:00 AM

I saw it on TV this morning after I got up. It's even more horrific on vid.

It always amazes me how some people just don't see "tacky".

MandyBlake 01-08-2008 08:27 AM

well she really loves herself lol.

gornyhuy 01-08-2008 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DareRing (Post 13619330)
When it comes time to cut the cake at the reception, the guy should take the knife and start stabbing it through the heart shouting "YOU SLUT! YOU SLUT! YOU FUCKED MY BROTHER?!", then let out a ninja howl and decapitate the thing. You know, just to make the next holidays fun.



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
That would be brilliant.

Man this is one fucked up woman.

gornyhuy 01-08-2008 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete (Post 13620047)
I should hope not. A wedding that lasts more than a year could get expensive. :winkwink:

Ziiiiing!!!!!!
:1orglaugh:thumbsup

shekinah 01-08-2008 09:25 AM

I found it creepy.. Imagining you cut that cake into pieces, made me horrified:helpme

MichelleB 01-08-2008 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13619306)
She must be a real bitch to not include him in the design.

Obsess much?

That's what I was thinking. How selfish is that.

Horny Dude 01-08-2008 10:27 AM

That guy should run and run fast. I bet she is HIGH maintenance.

TubeTitans_SusieQ 01-08-2008 10:29 AM

I think that's gross...I would never eat a piece if i were a guest lol

tranza 01-08-2008 10:54 AM

That's no good..


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