Monday *Joke*
 

So two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge tits, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh' The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you FUCKING BITCH'

:winkwink: Take that, you stupid bitch :1orglaugh

lol!! Happy Monday everyone! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Lol :1orglaugh:thumbsup

seen this one already but ahahaha :winkwink:

Ha.. I like that one.

Meh.

I really think the daily joke job is spoken for already man.

:2 cents:

Welcome to "copycat central".

hahaha :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

thank you thats too funny.