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Barefootsies 01-06-2008 08:12 AM

You Know You've Been in Porn Too Long When
 
...you start imagining how each girl would look sucking your dick, or how their toes curl your tip.

:Oh crap

Xrated J 01-06-2008 08:15 AM

so that why i think about that same thing all the time

cherrylula 01-06-2008 08:17 AM

surfers?

I thought you were going to say, when you recognize a performer by their asshole.

cherrylula 01-06-2008 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 13613538)
...you start imagining how each girl would look sucking your dick, or how their toes curl your tip.

:Oh crap

http://www.truthminers.com/truth/hel...rn_addicts.htm

cherrylula 01-06-2008 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 13613545)
...when you recognize a performer by their asshole.

quoting myself, because I've been working in porn way too long. :1orglaugh

Barefootsies 01-06-2008 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 13613549)
quoting myself, because I've been working in porn way too long. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 01-06-2008 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 13613538)
or how their toes curl your tip.

:helpme:helpme:helpme

pornask 01-06-2008 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 13613547)

:thumbsup

gornyhuy 01-06-2008 11:06 AM

When you go to a party with non-porn people and they pull up some sites to look at for chuckles and you have to bite your tongue because you see tons of shit that you created/coded/filmed, and/or make thousands of dollars from the specific site or the sponsors on it.

MandyBlake 01-06-2008 11:51 AM

yeah we look at chicks now as content.

Violetta 01-06-2008 12:00 PM

nah... dont think of that much

bobby666 01-06-2008 12:03 PM

i did that from the first day on .....

JasonSmokes 01-06-2008 12:06 PM

Indeed! I agree!

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 13613965)
When you go to a party with non-porn people and they pull up some sites to look at for chuckles and you have to bite your tongue because you see tons of shit that you created/coded/filmed, and/or make thousands of dollars from the specific site or the sponsors on it.


esteve 01-06-2008 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 13613965)
When you go to a party with non-porn people and they pull up some sites to look at for chuckles and you have to bite your tongue because you see tons of shit that you created/coded/filmed, and/or make thousands of dollars from the specific site or the sponsors on it.

lmao :thumbsup

L-Pink 01-06-2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 13613545)
surfers?

when you recognize a performer by their asshole.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Barefootsies 01-06-2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13613807)
:helpme:helpme:helpme

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Scott McD 01-06-2008 04:08 PM

You Know You've Been in Porn Too Long When :

looking at naked chicks does less for you, than seeing some hotties with clothes ON...

Barefootsies 01-06-2008 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 13615027)
You Know You've Been in Porn Too Long When :

looking at naked chicks does less for you, than seeing some hotties with clothes ON...

hilarious!....

but true
:Oh crap

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-06-2008 06:03 PM

i was like that long before i was working with porn. i'd say you've probably been in porn too long when you're wondering what it would cost to double penetrqate every woman you walk by on film. or if she bleaches her asshole or not before you even know her name...

GrouchyAdmin 01-06-2008 06:28 PM

..it takes a clothed woman, not wearing pounds of makeup, with no defining niches, to even get hard? :helpme

alpinemelonman 01-06-2008 07:21 PM

sex doesn't appeal to you anymore

design.guru.guy 01-06-2008 07:27 PM

when everybody knows you as "the porn guy"

Dagwolf 01-06-2008 07:34 PM

... Hardcore does nothing for you but the postman gives you a hardon.

minniesoporno 01-06-2008 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by alpinemelonman (Post 13615740)
sex doesn't appeal to you anymore

Yup, sad but true. and when you look at men and your disgusted because you know when they hit middle age they will be hitting up phone sex lines and webcam sites.

Barefootsies 01-06-2008 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by minniesoporno (Post 13615828)
Yup, sad but true. and when you look at men and your disgusted because you know when they hit middle age they will be hitting up phone sex lines and webcam sites.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SQ_UZGJs-hQ

minniesoporno 01-06-2008 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 13615963)

That was the greatest gotta love chris rock.

aico 01-06-2008 09:44 PM

actually when you stop imagining it, you know you've been in it too long.

uno 01-06-2008 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 13613538)
...you start imagining how each girl would look sucking your dick, or how their toes curl your tip.

:Oh crap

That sounds more like being a "regular guy" to me.

MetaMan 01-06-2008 11:22 PM

A) licking a chicks asshole is normal
B) fucking them in the ass is just as big deal to you as fucking them in the pussy
C) girl asks you for a 3some and it barely gives you a boner

CleopatraoftheNile 01-07-2008 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 13613545)
surfers?

I thought you were going to say, when you recognize a performer by their asshole.

that's the truth!! What happens when the talent can't even recognise themselves from looking at their own genitals!!!
That has actually happened infront of me:)

wanted 01-07-2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 13613545)
when you recognize a performer by their asshole.

haha, thanks for the good laugh :thumbsup

LiveDose 01-07-2008 12:17 AM

You've actually deposited a 21 cent check in your business account.

Barefootsies 01-07-2008 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 13616732)
You've actually deposited a 21 cent check in your business account.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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