guess who?
 

Ron Jeremy

thats how he got his nick hehehe

he looks like a fucking hedgehog hunched over like that.,

horrible.

i wonder if he can still get into that position - somehow i doubt it.

I'm not sure who was in it.. I think Peter North and perhaps a few others.. a low-budget porn flic with North twisting the leaves of a plant as if he was twisting the arm of a suspect while giving it an interrogation and talking about getting a confession out of it.. then another scene has him carrying some woman in a wheelbarrow and bone-ing her in a tool shed, right after the gardener gives him a flask with something that he says will make him harder than he's ever been before.

Something like that.

Ring any bells?

he was actually relatively in shape in those days.
Ron Jeremy wasn't the joke he is today when he started out, he was actually the Playgirl centerfold and in a sleazy swarthy disco way he was thought to be a good lookin dude.

First porn movie I ever saw when i was like 17 years old cuz they were totally illegal where I lived was some movie where Jeremy had a threesome with Christy Canyon and Traci Lords. It doesn't get much better than that. Christy in her prime was better than any current day porn slut.

Dad??

I hate American porn so much. I just hate it.

Start watching some Japanese AV's and you'll see that it's a lot better -- more realistic.

And I'm not talking about all the sick shit that is usually associated with J-Porn. There are some really high quality flicks out there starring some really hot babes doing regular straight-sex.

If god had worked out he could do that he probably wouldn't have bothered with woman

sure he can do it, but how much pain is he enduring for that little bit of pleasure?

Quiet, this better not be a picture of yourself from your own private stash!

Heh! Fucking himself

If you could do it how many of you would never leave your house?

What's the deal with the Austin Powers chest?:eek7

It was all the rage.