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THE BEST COMEBACK LINE for 2007...

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an "Australian treasure!"
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

there is a big difference, the female interviewer didnt choose to have a vagina, she was born with it, but you arent born with the knowledge how to use a gun.

/shakula - probably the person with highest IQ on GFY

probably - but who knows..

if you look carefully enough and apply yourself I'm sure you'll be able to find offense in every post. what fun!!!

I think if more kids were taught gun safety and how to properly use one, there would be less murders and accidental deaths from kids with guns. It's the kids who want one but have no fucking idea how to use it or how powerful it really is that are dangerous.

L Oh Fucking L

Best solution would be to have strict laws about guns. For example, no privat person should be able to own one. Then there would be no killing at all with guns! Im talking about school-shootings etc.

Again, I win. Move on kids.

I was trained in proper usage and care of firearms very young, and have a very healthy respect for them.

Shakula. with remarks like that you only make yourself look like the uneducated ass u are!

I think the kids/people who want a powerful and dangerous weapon go for a gun. They don't really need "gun safety" classes. Seriously, how many Columbine type killers accidentally shoot themselves or others? Yes, the answer would be NONE.


Now, if there was a rash of killers who accidentally shot themselves on the way to kill someone else, then they could definitely use a class or two on gun safety.

How dare you!

The great thing about the United States of America is that we can drink alcohol like fucking crazy but we can't smoke pot. We can carry a fucking loaded gun around and shoot people, but you can't smoke pot.

Guns don't kill people you fool - people with guns kill people!

My state has strict laws on buying/selling/doing crack and prostituting yet I still see hookers selling their ass on the street corner for that next hit!

LMAO! That's great.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Haha nice!

the radio went silent because she was busy choking on his cock. a good whore doesn't turn down a chance to work...

People were killing each other before guns existed.

You lose. Move on kid.

haha.. good one

maybe she is a prostitute? who knows

Outlaw self defense so fucked up kids on anti-depressents maybe don't have easy access to guns ....... they would have to buy one from a criminal instead?

Well thought out .........

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I remember reading that exchange earlier this year... great stuff. :-D

Whether it was by choice or not, she's still equipped for the task - which was the General's point - apparently missed on you.

Inherency has nothing to do with the point, insofar as I can rationalize.

And that's because laws have proven an impenetrable defense against the distribution of illicit goods? :error

But then, that's all beside the point - the ability to exert lethal force is necessary to maintaining the ultimate authority that citizens of a Republic have... taking away that power turns any government into a police state - however you chose to rationalize it.

Just because the occasional asshat decides to get sloshed, start up his car, and kill a family on the way home doesn't mean that doing away with cars is the answer. :2 cents:

But we've strayed off-topic.

Funny initial post. :)

Very funny :)

I'll bet you always find a way to make yourself think you've won an argument.

...and the smallest penis.