TIP: How to save money on toilet paper.
 

Metamucil :thumbsup

nuff said.

really the holiday's have me backed up.

Muce it up baby! you'll thank me later.

My grandmother told me she used these as a child

http://www.ptgustan.com/apr07/cob_corn.jpg

Haha adding fiber to a diet is always a good thing.

what the hell is metamucil ?

fiber laxative, makes your poop like a rock, no mess.

I hate to break this to you, but fiber makes your poop softer not harder. :2 cents:

FYI: If you want harder poop to use less toilet paper, eat a high protien diet.

if you say so.

Sometimes, when I run out of toilet paper, I just put my ankles in the air and my ass on the carpet, and with my arms, I drag my dirty hole across the carpet scraping it perfectly clean.


It works!

pics????

and here thought i was the only one who did this

I want one of those toilets that shoots the water up. Then you only have to dry off.

I couldn't get used to that stuff, so I switched to Citracel. tastes better also. Talk about some classic, no-wipers. When I run out, my ass turns into the suez canal again for about a week.

It's called a bidet.

http://www.emenki.com/blogger/bidet/Bidet_standard.jpg

ROFLMFAO:1orglaugh:1orglaugh My dog used to do something like that...

i spend more to my toliet paper compare to my stuff. that's part of my necessities now. lol!

Just sit on the toilet till your ass dry's up might get a couple dinngleberry's but thats about it...:pimp

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