PAID counter similar to google analytics?
 

Hi,

Are there any invisible counters out there that have the same detailed stats and graphs as google analytics? I'm looking for a paid one, with montly or yearly subscriptions.

PS: don't say statscounter, sexcounter, sextracker, masterstats or any of these other bullshit counters. They don't even come close to google analytics.

PS: don't say awstats, or any other server side stats thing, for this project I don't have access to server stats.

google analytics is just a free version of Urchin which is a server side stats script. Google bought the script and then turned it into analytics.

I'm not sure if you can still buy it or not because urchin.com now just redirects to analytics.

I like that one, but it requires a database. I don't have one for this project :(
That's the problem, finding a decent counter for simple html pages.