New Year's Resulutions
 

Okay, what is everyone resolving to do in the new year? I didn't used to make new year's resolutions since I could rarely keep them. Then I realized that by not keeping promises to myself I am lying to myself. It's OK to bullshit some bimbo in a bar but I shouldn't BS myself. Last year I resolved to get into shape. I am now at my ideal body weight. Time for something new.

This year, I resolve to make more money. I will stop turning down money. I will stop letting money making situations escape from me (no, I won't blow you for $20). I will join the ranks of GFY sig whores. When a friend's friend's cousin offers me $25 to go over and fix his piece of shit computer, I will take it. I will revive dead sites and start new ones. I will stop spending money on stupid shit that I don't need.

Okay, what do you turds have in mind for the new year?

I will no longer fuck anything I wouldn't eat.

I also resolve to spell check my post titles before hitting the submit button.