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RayBonga 12-25-2007 06:41 PM

The movie only 48 People Paid to See
 
Only 48 People Paid to See Jessica Simpson?s New Movie

Blonde Ambition averaged $48 per screen on Friday for a total box office of $384. Based on an $8 ticket price, that means that 6 people paid to see the movie at each of those theatres, and only 48 people went to see the movie! That?s amazing! One of the worst performances a movie has ever had.

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-conte...blondebomb.jpg


I bet if she was naked it would easily gross 48 million :2 cents:

qxm 12-25-2007 06:42 PM

old news but yeah..........that ought to tell her something .......(^_^)

tony286 12-25-2007 06:46 PM

man those are sucky numbers

evildick 12-25-2007 06:54 PM

It actually had some pretty big name stars in it too. I wonder why they would bother releasing it at all in theaters if they were only go to release it in 8 theaters.

~Ray 12-25-2007 07:12 PM

never saw one promo for it

WiredGuy 12-25-2007 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex (Post 13563573)
never saw one promo for it

Here you go, biggest waste of 2:13 to watch the trailer though...
WG

sortie 12-25-2007 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga (Post 13563513)
[B]I bet if she was naked it would easily gross 48 million :2 cents:

48 million downloads on a torrent maybe. :1orglaugh

evildick 12-25-2007 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex (Post 13563573)
never saw one promo for it

It only released in Texas in 8 theaters. They'll probably advertise for the DVD release next month.

woj 12-25-2007 07:25 PM

hardly shocking, I wouldn't watch it if I would get paid to do it...

madfuck 12-25-2007 08:23 PM

well iguestht had to suck now, huh... "(

salesman 12-26-2007 01:34 AM

i don't believe that

dougeetx 12-26-2007 02:21 AM

http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/12/22/...384-on-friday/


What's really sad is that there's more than 48 people on the Cowboys staff! They couldn't even go out and support Mrs. Romo! LOL! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JamesK 12-26-2007 02:47 AM

It's a publicity stunt. Now the press will cover the failure story and the movie will get lots of free publicity.

V_RocKs 12-26-2007 03:25 AM

Wow... I wonder if the director will ever find work again or if the writer will ever have another work turned into a film.

Question: If Jessica Alba was the star, would this movie be better?

cherrylula 12-26-2007 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 13563539)
It actually had some pretty big name stars in it too. I wonder why they would bother releasing it at all in theaters if they were only go to release it in 8 theaters.

I bet this is the promo and this 48 people thing is bullshit hype. The movie is obviously stupid and shallow, they need a gimmick to sell it. Now everyone will go see this stupid movie over this news, watch.

Steve Awesome 12-26-2007 07:34 AM

I've got a friend who lives near one of the theaters. There were no posters. No advertising in the local papers. The text in the lightbox above the theater doors in the theater was hand written! It was obviously prepped to fail. Big surprise.

Elixir 12-26-2007 08:33 AM

real bomb :D :D !!!!!!!

TheDoc 12-26-2007 08:40 AM

First time I have heard of the movie. I have no idea what the movie either :)

CaptainHowdy 12-26-2007 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 13564556)
It's a publicity stunt. Now the press will cover the failure story and the movie will get lots of free publicity.

Very true...

shekinah 12-26-2007 09:01 AM

sucky numbers.. too bad for Jessica:(

avolongold 12-26-2007 02:27 PM

never heard of it....

Jarmusch 12-26-2007 02:31 PM

If you build it, they will come...

tranza 12-26-2007 02:38 PM

Source link???

xmas13 12-26-2007 02:58 PM

I'm a big fan :)

msan 12-27-2007 07:46 AM

The only jessica simpson movie I know of was Major movie star. Even the trailer was major blah...


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