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thebossxxx 12-25-2007 08:52 AM

What up with all this suing bullshit this holiday season?
 
Ladies and gents,

Okay, i have beeen seeing more and more disturbing bullshit, horseshit, unsubstantiated allegations by individuals and companies alike, threatening lawsuits and such...

Why can't we live the old fashioned way, if someone screws you over,
just fight.

Yup, thats right, duke it out, man to man and thats how scores should be settled...


So, from now on lets resort to violence and stop making attorneys rich...

Period...


And to all you opportunistic, homos that sue or plan to sue other people this
Holiday Season...

Fuck you pussies!

Merry Christmas,

This message has been approved by : :thumbsup

Glenn aka Thebossxxx

cranki 12-25-2007 08:56 AM

I missed the drama :(

anyways: merry christmas!

Iron Fist 12-25-2007 09:09 AM

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

RAM 12-25-2007 09:20 AM

Bossxxx post some pics of the Big Tits

Luscious Media 12-25-2007 10:41 AM

'Twas the night before Christmas, and on GFY

Some asshat was suing, we?re still not sure why;



The smell of free money was in the air,

With hopes that a lawyer would soon be there;



The dillholes were nestled all snug in their beds (Mom?s basement),

While visions of dollars signs danced in their heads;

And mamma in her g-string, and my lip I was chewin?,

Had just settled down for a hard winter's screwin?,

When on GFY there arose such a ruckus,

The douchenozzles were claiming ?THEY?RE TRYING TO FUCK US!?

Away to the puter I flew like a Flash

I opened Firefox and looking to clash.

The monitor hums and gives a soft glow

Shedding light on things we all should know,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,



But a thread with the title, come sue them here,

It?s a pimple faced punk, with a really small dick,

I knew in a moment he must be dick.

More rapid than DSL his bullshit came,

And he bitched, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, NATS! now, TMM! now, John and Poo!

Get, Him! get Her! get, Me and You!

To the affiliates! to sponsors to those the install!

Now cash in! cash in! cash in all!"

As fast as an 18 year old shoots a load,

Nothing will deter them from being a toad,

So on to their Mom?s laptop they flew,

With a head full of crap, and Mom?s credit card too.



And then, it spewed forth, this load shit

I?m gonna sue you, I?ve had it, that?s it.

As I read more, and was getting quite sick,

He kept going on with his inane load of shit.

He claims to know all, yet barely gets by,

And we?ve even heard rumor he can be more than sly;

A mouth full of cow dung he was willing to share,

When he speaks do any of us really care

His fingers -- how they danced! his cock how merry!

His pecker was hard, I bet he still has his cherry!

His great big mouth cute was like a girls,

And the cum on his chin was done up in curls;

The crack pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

He had a puffy face and a distended belly,

That rumbles and moans, he can only afford the jelly.

He was thin as a rail, a sorry ass nerd,

And I laughed as I read, this dude is a turd;

A flick of his keys and a quick hit of send,

It kept going on, will it ever end;

He typed and he typed, he seems really tense,

Spewing more crap; never making any sense,

At last we come to the end of his prose,

And giving the finger, up their ass he rose;

He sprang to his moped, ready for flight,

And away he rode off, into the night.



But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,

"Happy Christmas to all, Fuck You and good-night."

2012 12-25-2007 10:46 AM

happy xmas
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Luscious Media (Post 13562241)

The dillholes were nestled all snug in their beds (Mom?s basement),

:1orglaugh

thebossxxx 12-25-2007 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luscious Media (Post 13562241)
'Twas the night before Christmas, and on GFY

Some asshat was suing, we?re still not sure why;



The smell of free money was in the air,

With hopes that a lawyer would soon be there;



The dillholes were nestled all snug in their beds (Mom?s basement),

While visions of dollars signs danced in their heads;

And mamma in her g-string, and my lip I was chewin?,

Had just settled down for a hard winter's screwin?,

When on GFY there arose such a ruckus,

The douchenozzles were claiming ?THEY?RE TRYING TO FUCK US!?

Away to the puter I flew like a Flash

I opened Firefox and looking to clash.

The monitor hums and gives a soft glow

Shedding light on things we all should know,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,



But a thread with the title, come sue them here,

It?s a pimple faced punk, with a really small dick,

I knew in a moment he must be dick.

More rapid than DSL his bullshit came,

And he bitched, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, NATS! now, TMM! now, John and Poo!

Get, Him! get Her! get, Me and You!

To the affiliates! to sponsors to those the install!

Now cash in! cash in! cash in all!"

As fast as an 18 year old shoots a load,

Nothing will deter them from being a toad,

So on to their Mom?s laptop they flew,

With a head full of crap, and Mom?s credit card too.



And then, it spewed forth, this load shit

I?m gonna sue you, I?ve had it, that?s it.

As I read more, and was getting quite sick,

He kept going on with his inane load of shit.

He claims to know all, yet barely gets by,

And we?ve even heard rumor he can be more than sly;

A mouth full of cow dung he was willing to share,

When he speaks do any of us really care

His fingers -- how they danced! his cock how merry!

His pecker was hard, I bet he still has his cherry!

His great big mouth cute was like a girls,

And the cum on his chin was done up in curls;

The crack pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

He had a puffy face and a distended belly,

That rumbles and moans, he can only afford the jelly.

He was thin as a rail, a sorry ass nerd,

And I laughed as I read, this dude is a turd;

A flick of his keys and a quick hit of send,

It kept going on, will it ever end;

He typed and he typed, he seems really tense,

Spewing more crap; never making any sense,

At last we come to the end of his prose,

And giving the finger, up their ass he rose;

He sprang to his moped, ready for flight,

And away he rode off, into the night.



But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,

"Happy Christmas to all, Fuck You and good-night."


Great poetry!

:thumbsup

V_RocKs 12-25-2007 12:29 PM

I am suing the fuck out of you.

Azoy? 12-25-2007 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebossxxx (Post 13562011)
Ladies and gents,

Okay, i have beeen seeing more and more disturbing bullshit, horseshit, unsubstantiated allegations by individuals and companies alike, threatening lawsuits and such...

Why can't we live the old fashioned way, if someone screws you over,
just fight.

Yup, thats right, duke it out, man to man and thats how scores should be settled...


So, from now on lets resort to violence and stop making attorneys rich...

Period...


And to all you opportunistic, homos that sue or plan to sue other people this
Holiday Season...

Fuck you pussies!

Merry Christmas,

This message has been approved by : :thumbsup

Glenn aka Thebossxxx

I just posted something about this in another thread.
the obvious reason for this is good olllllll American business style.
file a law suit whenever you can and fuck those that you could to try and win some money or hope they settle out of court.

Luscious Media 12-25-2007 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebossxxx (Post 13562412)
Great poetry!

:thumbsup

Thanks, it was on the fly. Hope Santa doesn't sue me. :Oh crap

[ScreaM] 12-25-2007 01:09 PM

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Dirty D 12-25-2007 01:13 PM

I got a voice mail today (on Christmas) from a model that is threatening to sue :)

Luscious Media 12-25-2007 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dustman (Post 13562675)
I got a voice mail today (on Christmas) from a model that is threatening to sue :)

Hope she/he gets coal in their asshole for Christmas next year. Countersueing aside, if these fuckers had to pay when they lost the lawsuit you would never hear from them.

Happy Holidays anyhow D.


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