Moron Achieves Record, Fails At Life
 

WINNIPEG, Manitoba (Reuters) - With speed-metal music on his headphones and a picture of his favorite food, carrot cake, beside him, a 34-year-old Canadian pinned down the world record for body piercing on Wednesday.

Brent Moffatt, a local outcast from Winnipeg's tattoo and piercing scene, pushed 702 needles into his body in a little less than eight hours. Most went into his legs and feet.

He had hoped to reach 1,000 piercings but stopped when the pain became too much to bear.

"I'm in a lot of pain. It feels like somebody's electrocuting my legs," said Moffatt, a former piercer at the Metamorphosis tattoo studio in this Canadian prairie city.



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Thats fucking insane.

Wow what the fuck?

OUCH!

oh jesus

hes fucking nuts

Whoa. He must be an extreme-emo or something. I don't know why anybody would do that. And just think... he has to pull them all out now.

Wonderful.... I knew that guy was fucked from Day 1...

what a weirdo :1orglaugh

Idiot...

What a fucking fruitcake.
I would love to see him standing between 2 of these:

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what a scum

How does that compare to the gangbang record? Did she have 702 needle dicks poking into her?