FACT: All women are crazy and like to be fucked like a slut:
 

So please to you guys having problems with your girls dont let it bother you, trust me ALL women are crazy and are either influenced by there fat friend thus become bitches or there chicken head friends and thus turn into a slut.

It is when you start to realise this is when you control the game, and the one that try to convince you otherwise are just butchy ones who havent been fucked properly.

PS fuck every women like they are sluts, because well deep down every woman is a slut, when you fuck them like this and your cell phone is ringing at 2am for booty call you can thank me.

:thumbsup

You bored?

I concur :frenchman

it is an everyday party just being myself, i am never bored.

If you are 19 years old, does that mean you have been posting here since you were 15? Saw in another thread you are only 19 but registered in 2003...

where the fuck did i say i am 19? just because your ass buddy Fronk said so? you need to get your ugly scottish ass outside and get a tan because it is embarassing looking at you and realising you are from the same species.

so unless you are going to post proof u can retract your statement.

i been posting here since i was 15. not much of an accomplishment imo :1orglaugh

Those who are truley confident in their own abilities and accomplishments are rarely the type to advertise it.

Most often, and probably in your case, those who scream loudest about their greatness are usually doing so from the sidelines.

Just so you know, even if you manage to convince one or two people on the Internet how great you are with women, it's still not going to change the fact that you're not in real life.

Speaking of sluts, they love sucking my cock.

I've got a gigantic, horse-sized freak cock in my pants. You know, the kind that overflows the edges of your raw, bleeding anus as I literally JAM it -- unlubed and bareback into you without explanation, sympathy or remorse. Over and over and over and over and over and over again.

LOL! Man I never had a problem with you before, but I do see why so many people think you are such a dick. Well whatever age you are, you need to grow up a bit I think.

My ugly Scottish white ass is perfectly fine just where it is thank you very much. Anyway, if I were to go outside I would get frost bite, not a tan. Scotland isn't the warmest country in the world you tosser.

Just read your post again, made me laugh louder second time round :)

FACT 1: People who talk about how great they fuck girls are the worst in sex.

FACT 2: People who claim to have gigantic cocks again and again have the tiniest cocks.

i think you need to grow up.

you accuse me of being an underage surfer with 0 proof and then you wonder why i get pissy?

please, no one here actually dislikes me, the ones that do it is for 0 reason other then the fact they do not like my personality for no good reason.

just because i do not like what you said does not mean i suddenly dislike you, truthfully i dislike probably no one on here other then scammers, even if people do dislike me i dont care i am not that simple.

I'm still convinced MetaMan is a virgin...

I hardly accused you, I posed a question. I personally don't care if you are 150 or 15 or 19 or 30... thats your business! Time to take my ugly Scottish ass for a sun bed! :)

i am an ass virgin yes, if you want to brag about losing your ass virginity then pelase do so elsewhere.

Whatever, virgin...

only a gay man would respond whatever when their ass virginity come into question.

thanks for that worthful info

I'm not the one who needs a Nintendo Wii to try and gets chicks into my house... :1orglaugh


(yes metaman did confirm this before)

There is some truth to this. ALL the girls I fucked like filthy whores (and were not really whores), would not leave me alone. Every single one of them were on my nuts 24/7.

well, girls are hot and wild in sex..men and women love sex.
we're all crazy about sex!! ;)

bunch of the girls that work in the office at bangbros wanted to bang out Ross a few years ago.

Damn.. and you didn't hook me up?

i heard the guy has a bullcock....:1orglaugh

just another know it all attention whore, keep your pointless bullshit to yourself, your not funny. The only ones laughing are laughing at you

Um... I had apple pie for dinner this evening.... with ice cream... I think they call that "a la mode" - was very tasty... now i'm tired and need to go to bed.. :)

w0rd :thumbsup

I don't think anyone hates you for no reason, Metaman... they just wish that your well intentioned drama inducing threads would contain a HINT of comedy at least.

can you explain in detail the different procedures involved with fucking a woman like a slut vs. fucking her like a non-slut?

LOL i love all you losers on my jock who "dont like me" yet you read my threads and post in the everytime.

I am your sheppard and you are my sheep,

All you people do is whine because women look at you like you are a joke, its ok with the amount of lames out there is just makes my stock rise even higher. :1orglaugh

+1 me

ragecashben shut your fucking mouth it is annoying seeing your whining ass in my threads, if you hate them then why do you always bother to read them and post in them? o ya i am the biggest cock. most interesting poster on the place so you cant get enough of me. :1orglaugh

this is fucking great info, confirmed by the dirty white boy... i feel like an amateur.

Why would you fuck a slut any better or worse than you would fuck a non slut?

Fuck 'em all like it's your last fuck my friends!

I am a virgin...

Egomancer

not all but most...

Listen, all you haters can fuck off. Meta man is the real deal. He will fuck every girl like a slut because that is what they want and all of u know it but ur all to afraid to do it. He is the shit, he will fuck your girl, he will fuck his own girl, he is the man, he is the meta man. Everyone else is just a short dicked faggot hater. This guy is the real deal and he doesn't care who knows it. Everyone else is a wanna be big dicked fagg. Meta man is the real deal and if u dont believe it u can go back to watching the notebook.

this is a fact?
damn, I probably dont have clue

dude you are a real mother fucker.

why cant you people be like Jayvis i cal tell by the way he posts that he also fucks women the way they want to be fucked.

Dont let these lames get to you man, us pimps need to stay on top, even when we offer them help they cuss us out.

Whats a vagina?

I always take it to the hole like it's the final seconds of the game...

i can tell by just lookin at you you got your pimp hand strong.

why do these other simps hate on us man?

i am down for everyone gettin some,

these haters hate and wonder why they have to go home and masterbate. :2 cents:

I bet Homer would like you :1orglaugh