This Bromaster shit is fnny (excerpts)
 

-Scenario: You are in the elevator going down and ErosWebmaster gets in: If you have more than 8 floors to go, get out at the floor he gets in on and wait for another elevator. If it is less than 8 floors, pretend you are trying to talk on your cell phone with a really bad signal (seem pissed off and not open for conversation). If it happens at exactly 8 floors to go, call it a quandary and accept fate, think of it like a blackjack dealer getting 21 with a 4 showing, you were just kinda meant to be fucked.

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ALWAYS walk through the casino with your cell phone attached to your ear. You don’t have to be talking to anyone, but having your cell phone against your ear is your only defense against annoying people stopping you and talking to you about things you don’t give a fuck about.

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2) When you want food, go to the gay suite parties, they have the best food.

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4) When people tell you that they have traffic, they don’t have any. If they say they have a lot of traffic, they have negative amounts of traffic, meaning, their site probably sends surfers AWAY from the Internet. If they say they have the motherload of traffic, they are an illegal foreign mailer operating off a stolen Ibill list. I am 100% on this. Bet your fucking house on it.

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh D$ taught me that awhile ago :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh it is the best thing inthe world

One time i used a calculator instead and it worled lol

:1orglaugh This one cracks me up

YES , they do :thumbsup

This is not satire, this is truth.

I once heard of somebody using an iPod to get out of a date. :1orglaugh

Which is fucking ironic, because they all eat like fucking rabbits.... gotta keep the hershey highway clean right? What goes in must come out? :helpme:helpme