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TTiger 12-19-2007 05:14 PM

Duke Nukem Forever finally released?
 
I'm looking for some alien toliet to park my bricks; who's first?!
http://kotaku.com/335793/duke-nukem-...?autoplay=true

pre order on best buy! Release Date: 2/29/2008
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage....1492085 75530

cybermike 12-19-2007 05:17 PM

a preoder for duke? haha

Persius 12-19-2007 05:25 PM

no game should take that long

Red Ezra 12-19-2007 05:27 PM

the first shooter game I really got into - welcome back and come get some

HeadPimp 12-19-2007 05:55 PM

Sweet! Some classics live forever!

Twisted Dave 12-19-2007 06:26 PM

THERE IS NOT A RELEASE DATE.

There's a teaser trailer. But there was a teaser trailer in 97 too.

Don't put ANY money down on this game. It may still have another two years development on it!

StuartD 12-19-2007 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted Illustration (Post 13539192)
THERE IS NOT A RELEASE DATE.

There's a teaser trailer. But there was a teaser trailer in 97 too.

Don't put ANY money down on this game. It may still have another two years development on it!

Didn't actually click the second link, did you?

Iron Fist 12-19-2007 06:55 PM

The biggest vaporware ever!

riddler 12-19-2007 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13539199)
Didn't actually click the second link, did you?

alot of places have had "preorder" for duke nukem; forever for well FOREVER

i believe that link on bestbuy has been up there for years..

Shey 12-19-2007 06:58 PM

From 3Drealms.com:

Quote:

If you are interested in reading on Duke Nukem Forever, make sure to visit our Web Forums. Several Duke Nukem Forever team members drop in from time to time and say things. You can also join in and add your own thoughts about the game. Visit our Web Forums here.

No, you cannot pre-order the game. If you see some online store saying "We are taking pre-orders", they're just trying to get your money (they usually also make up their own supposed "insider release date info", too). There is no release date set, we are not taking pre-orders for the game. End of story.

Once we begin taking pre-orders, believe us, you'll know about it. :)

The release date of this game is "When it's done". Anything else, and we mean anything else is someone's speculation. There is no date. We don't know any date. If you have a friend who claims they have "inside info", or there's some game news site, or some computer store at the mall who claims they know - they do not. They are making it up. There is no date. Period.

And yes, we know the game has taken a long time. There's no possible joke you could make about the game's development time that we haven't already heard. :)
But maybe Best Buy knows best...:helpme

StuartD 12-19-2007 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riddler (Post 13539256)
alot of places have had "preorder" for duke nukem; forever for well FOREVER

i believe that link on bestbuy has been up there for years..

I don't doubt that, but his reply was that there was nothing but a teaser and no release date mentioned.

riddler 12-19-2007 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13539278)
I don't doubt that, but his reply was that there was nothing but a teaser and no release date mentioned.

there is no release date, hasnt been, its vaporware :P

bestbuy dont know when its going to be released, im pretty sure a friend linked me the bestbuy page a long time ago and it said it would be released at some odd date also

riddler 12-19-2007 07:07 PM

http://digg.com/pc_games/Duke_Nukem_...er_at_Best_Buy

just a example of bestbuy trying to make money off vaporware, when that was on digg over a month ago the release date was 12/01/07..

duke nukem: forever will be a epic failure once its release if ever..

JamesK 12-19-2007 07:08 PM

It takes forever to make the game, hence the title

evildick 12-19-2007 10:01 PM

Looks pretty shitty actually. If they could have got this out in decent form before Half Life 2 it might have been pretty cool. The old original trailer looked like it had a lot of promise back when it was originally released. Unfortunately that was years ago.

Twisted Dave 12-19-2007 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13539278)
I don't doubt that, but his reply was that there was nothing but a teaser and no release date mentioned.

Actually ... no. I said there was no release date. I didn't say there wasn't one mentioned. I said ... there was ... not.... a release date. That is fact. I was entirely right :) And you're now just trying to cover your back over pulling me up on something you're wrong about :)

hehe :1orglaugh

wanted 12-19-2007 10:20 PM

I just love this guy's voice..

Farang 12-19-2007 10:26 PM

Release Date: 2/29/2008

it took them how long to make this game, about 10 years? I'm gonna buy it, I remember Duke Nukem 3D :thumbsup

Twisted Dave 12-19-2007 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAK (Post 13539901)
Release Date: 2/29/2008

it took them how long to make this game, about 10 years? I'm gonna buy it, I remember Duke Nukem 3D :thumbsup

Dude ... I don't think you realise what's happened here ... that release date is a crock of shit. They're just trying to get your cash. 3D Realms, the company who makes the game have said it will be done when it's done. NO release date. This is a scam by BestBuy and anyone else who puts a release date up. A lie. They have no source to get this info from. They're putting up ... 'projected' dates ... it's all lies to get your money.

Sorry, but this issue fucks me off a lot. Retailers do it all the time. They decide when a product is going to come out, based on ... ZERO information ... and then take your cash.

Take the Nintendo Wii for instance ... Preorders were taken on that before release date's officially came from Nintendo ... then when the system hit shelves (on a different date I might add), a lot of people found they couldn't have a system, because when the retailer took preorders, they hadn't even had figures from Nintendo. This has happened with Sony and MS systems too and many other products.

Gah. Sorry ... just annoys me.

fuzebox 12-19-2007 10:48 PM

Honestly, I hope DNF never gets released, just for the sake of the developers. It's better and less embarassing as vaporware.

td690 12-19-2007 10:48 PM

i thought it was a dead software game personally

Klen 12-19-2007 11:20 PM

If it will be finished,i just hope it wont end as daikatana which was also developed for a long time.
In any case, it's time to kick some asses and chew bubble gum,and i am all out of gum.

farkedup 12-20-2007 12:09 AM

this game really won't ever be released

punker barbie 12-20-2007 12:58 AM

i loved that game as a kid.

Oracle Porn 12-20-2007 01:08 AM

this game was fun as fuck

X37375787 12-20-2007 01:11 AM

You Wanna Dance?

Oh the memories.

D 12-20-2007 01:40 AM

Has there ever been a game with a longer dev time?

Jebus.

StuartD 12-20-2007 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted Illustration (Post 13539845)
Actually ... no. I said there was no release date. I didn't say there wasn't one mentioned. I said ... there was ... not.... a release date. That is fact. I was entirely right :) And you're now just trying to cover your back over pulling me up on something you're wrong about :)

hehe :1orglaugh

Actually no, he posted one link to the teaser trailer, and one link to a release date.
You said there is no release date, there is only a teaser trailer.

You completely contradicted what was presented. In other words, you chose your words poorly.

Had you said "They actually don't have a release date, Best Buy is just making that up" then perhaps I'd believe you. But you didn't.

So either you didn't say what you meant, or you're the one trying to cover your back about something you were wrong about. Gee... I wonder which it could be. :glugglug

Farang 12-20-2007 06:44 AM

Duke Nukem 3D was released in 1996, damn, 11 years ago

evildick 12-20-2007 06:48 AM

Seen this posted somewhere else, not sure if any of it is true, but it sure sounds funny.


Things that have taken less time than Duke Nukem Forever's
Development:


Pop Culture:


The Beatles formed, released every single one of their albums and
broke up. During this time they also toured the world several times.


Led Zeppelin released 7 albums, 9 singles, and toured around the
world, crossing international borders 27 times (not counting mainland
Europe.)


Science & Technology:


The Wright brothers designed and flew the first airplane.


The theory of General Relativity.


The United States' entire program to put a man on the moon, from
Kennedy's challenge to the landing.


Wars:


The American War for Independence


The United States Civil War


World War I


World War II and the entire Manhattan Project.


The United State's involvement in the Vietnam War.

Sosa 12-20-2007 08:42 AM

lol I loved the old duke nukem. Dial into someone else's pc to play against them lol. Or we used to play it over the school network until the principle found out. Atleast we able to play a few months.

That shit was fun with some of the custom maps out there.

onno 12-20-2007 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa (Post 13541189)
lol I loved the old duke nukem. Dial into someone else's pc to play against them lol. Or we used to play it over the school network until the principle found out. Atleast we able to play a few months.

That shit was fun with some of the custom maps out there.

haha, yes it was a nice game... i used to love it... but i needed to cheat to arrive to the end of the game :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 12-20-2007 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 13540889)
Seen this posted somewhere else, not sure if any of it is true, but it sure sounds funny.


Things that have taken less time than Duke Nukem Forever's
Development:


Pop Culture:


The Beatles formed, released every single one of their albums and
broke up. During this time they also toured the world several times.


Led Zeppelin released 7 albums, 9 singles, and toured around the
world, crossing international borders 27 times (not counting mainland
Europe.)


Science & Technology:


The Wright brothers designed and flew the first airplane.


The theory of General Relativity.


The United States' entire program to put a man on the moon, from
Kennedy's challenge to the landing.


Wars:


The American War for Independence


The United States Civil War


World War I


World War II and the entire Manhattan Project.


The United State's involvement in the Vietnam War.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh!

JD 12-20-2007 10:50 AM

wow looks like it's going to be pretty sweet... when it comes out lol

Twisted Dave 12-20-2007 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13540865)
Actually no, he posted one link to the teaser trailer, and one link to a release date.
You said there is no release date, there is only a teaser trailer.

You completely contradicted what was presented. In other words, you chose your words poorly.

Had you said "They actually don't have a release date, Best Buy is just making that up" then perhaps I'd believe you. But you didn't.

So either you didn't say what you meant, or you're the one trying to cover your back about something you were wrong about. Gee... I wonder which it could be. :glugglug

No ... you just mis-interpreted what I meant, because I didn't mention the stated release date specifically.

Maybe it could work both ways. But you brought me up on something you really didn't have to, in a pretty rude way... and multiple people told you no :) So actually ... I stand by what I said and how I said it, and that you're wrong :D

lol

No big deal :) Just read better next time :D ;) :thumbsup

munki 12-20-2007 11:38 AM

I think playing DN was my first experience with a stripper... lol

tblake 12-20-2007 02:55 PM

How can they possibly make that game profitable? What a super cluster fuck. 11 years? My goodness. I know games slip, but comon.

Violetta 12-20-2007 03:08 PM

I saw the demo today... looks funny! I REALLY loved the 3D when that came! Played it all the time, and made my own maps and stuff! Damn I spent much time with that game. Tipped those strippers all the time to watch them flash their tits... lol


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