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  • sortie
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2007
    • 7771

    #1

    Let me tell you motherfuckers something right now!

    Listen up and let it sink in for once and all!!!

    Evan Willaims, black lable, 43% by volume, sour mash, straight Kentuky Bourbon Whiskey is the best shit ever made!!

    UNDERSTAND??????

    There is no better whiskey in america.

    Much props to :

    Jim Beam
    Jack Daniels
    Wild Turkey

    That is all. Carry on.
  • Red Ezra
    redezra.com
    • May 2004
    • 4680

    #2
    buy me a present - i'll take evan williams thanks

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    • Ivan Fuckalot
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2007
      • 825

      #3
      WoW! I love Stoli and black and red caviar ... Enjoy your evening.
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      • sortie
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2007
        • 7771

        #4
        Originally posted by Red Ezra
        buy me a present - i'll take evan williams thanks
        That is tempting to get you to try it but, there is no money in free whiskey.

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        • CDSmith
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2001
          • 51460

          #5
          Originally posted by sortie
          There is no better whiskey in america.
          That may be true, so I'll just go ahead and agree with you.



          However, the best whiskey in the entire UNIVERSE is and always has been...





          Like sipping velvet ambrosia.
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          • Malicious Biz
            So Fucking Banned
            • Mar 2005
            • 4575

            #6

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            • sortie
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2007
              • 7771

              #7
              Originally posted by Ivan Fuckalot
              WoW! I love Stoli and black and red caviar ... Enjoy your evening.
              Damn!!! You would have to throw doubt in my analysis by bring up Stoli!

              I stand my ground though because I said "in america" and Stoli in america aint the full Stoli.

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              • sortie
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2007
                • 7771

                #8
                Originally posted by CDSmith
                That may be true, so I'll just go ahead and agree with you.



                However, the best whiskey in the entire UNIVERSE is and always has been...





                Like sipping velvet ambrosia.

                Hey! Leave the fucking universe out of this argument..OKKKKKK!!!!

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                • sortie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 7771

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Malicious Biz

                  OH SHIT!!!! I haven't had that. errr...uhemmm....please remove your post until I can acquire more data.

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                  • tony299
                    lurker
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 57021

                    #10
                    it all tastes like gasoline to me. lol

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                    • Ivan Fuckalot
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 825

                      #11
                      I'd say Stoli!
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                      • sortie
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 7771

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tony404
                        it all tastes like gasoline to me. lol
                        What do you drink then?
                        Assuming you do drink, and if you don't then that is very cool!

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                        • sortie
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 7771

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ivan Fuckalot
                          I'd say Stoli!
                          That's vodka, and Absolute is a tuff contest with stoli.

                          Although Absolute is not a classic vodka in my eyes.

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                          • Ivan Fuckalot
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 825

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sortie
                            That's vodka, and Absolute is a tuff contest with stoli.

                            Although Absolute is not a classic vodka in my eyes.
                            Well, that's why I drink vodka with caviar - pure classic
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                            • Andy Servers4Less
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 922

                              #15
                              Noted.. Ill have to test that one day... Vegas maybe??
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                              • BLUE RIBBON
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • May 2007
                                • 60

                                #16
                                I am not a whiskey drinker, but I could be!


                                How would you rate those fine whiskey drinks to the pure classic taste of a Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer?

                                Stoli higher? Lower?

                                Jim Beam higher? Lower?

                                Crown Royal higher? Lower?

                                I suppose some people don't know "quality" when they taste it. Pabst.

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                                • mikeyddddd
                                  Viva la vulva!
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 16557

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sortie
                                  Wild Turkey
                                  101 only. Nix on the 86.

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                                  • sortie
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2007
                                    • 7771

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BLUE RIBBON
                                    I am not a whiskey drinker, but I could be!


                                    How would you rate those fine whiskey drinks to the pure classic taste of a Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer?

                                    Stoli higher? Lower?

                                    Jim Beam higher? Lower?

                                    Crown Royal higher? Lower?

                                    I suppose some people don't know "quality" when they taste it. Pabst.
                                    WTF? Are you a Pabst rep that just signed up??

                                    Of course pabst rates lower than all those liquors.

                                    Please ask that question on a miller lite board.

                                    PS: Pabst is good shit, but....

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                                    • sortie
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2007
                                      • 7771

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by mikeyddddd
                                      101 only. Nix on the 86.
                                      Yeah, who even sells the 86?

                                      Never even seen the 86.

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                                      • sicone
                                        Retired
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 18453

                                        #20
                                        have a shot for me

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                                        • BLUE RIBBON
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2007
                                          • 60

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sortie
                                          WTF? Are you a Pabst rep that just signed up??

                                          Of course pabst rates lower than all those liquors.

                                          Please ask that question on a miller lite board.

                                          PS: Pabst is good shit, but....

                                          Perhaps we can just all agree - to disagree. Pabst.

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                                          • Adam_M
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 3800

                                            #22
                                            I like Booker's myself, but I also like beer, redwine, whitewine, whiskey, methylated spirits or anything else that will get me a little bit pissed.
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                                            • Ivan Fuckalot
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2007
                                              • 825

                                              #23
                                              I would say vodka martini and something on the side


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                                              • tony299
                                                lurker
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 57021

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by sortie
                                                What do you drink then?
                                                Assuming you do drink, and if you don't then that is very cool!
                                                I dont drink,never developed a taste for it.

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                                                • CDSmith
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 51460

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BLUE RIBBON
                                                  I am not a whiskey drinker, but I could be!


                                                  How would you rate those fine whiskey drinks to the pure classic taste of a Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer?

                                                  Stoli higher? Lower?

                                                  Jim Beam higher? Lower?

                                                  Crown Royal higher? Lower?

                                                  I suppose some people don't know "quality" when they taste it. Pabst.
                                                  As I attempted to say earlier, Crown Royal is in a class all it's own.

                                                  In fact, don't even mention those others in the same sentence with Crown, it's just not proper.


                                                  And since when does a standard US-made "beer" have anything close to a classic taste?

                                                  I'm hearing good things about a few of the micro brews from down south, some people speak well of Sam Adams as well, but Pabst blue ribbon? That's right up there with all the other pisswater produced in America.

                                                  I'm sorry, it's just hard to keep a straight face when one is used to drinking a real quality heady brew with a bold taste and a smooth finish that actually has some ALCOHOL in it. :D
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                                                  • dynastoned
                                                    mmm yeah!
                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 5061

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by sortie
                                                    Listen up and let it sink in for once and all!!!

                                                    Evan Willaims, black lable, 43% by volume, sour mash, straight Kentuky Bourbon Whiskey is the best shit ever made!!

                                                    UNDERSTAND??????

                                                    There is no better whiskey in america.

                                                    Much props to :

                                                    Jim Beam
                                                    Jack Daniels
                                                    Wild Turkey

                                                    That is all. Carry on.
                                                    haha i like a man who is passionate about his liquor.

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                                                    • BLUE RIBBON
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • May 2007
                                                      • 60

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                      As I attempted to say earlier, Crown Royal is in a class all it's own.

                                                      In fact, don't even mention those others in the same sentence with Crown, it's just not proper.


                                                      And since when does a standard US-made "beer" have anything close to a classic taste?

                                                      I'm hearing good things about a few of the micro brews from down south, some people speak well of Sam Adams as well, but Pabst blue ribbon? That's right up there with all the other pisswater produced in America.

                                                      I'm sorry, it's just hard to keep a straight face when one is used to drinking a real quality heady brew with a bold taste and a smooth finish that actually has some ALCOHOL in it. :D

                                                      Perhaps we can just agree to "disagree" on the quality between the delicious, flavorful Pabst Blue Ribbon and the stingy, rusty Crown Royal stuff you are talking about.

                                                      It is all just a matter of opinion. Pabst.

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                                                      • Ivan Fuckalot
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2007
                                                        • 825

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by dynastoned
                                                        haha i like a man who is passionate about his liquor.
                                                        Maybe he should explain the differnce between $250 shot of coniac and $10 shot of coniac.... they are the same for me. Chilled vodka + caviar is a big difference for me
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                                                        • sortie
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                          • 7771

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by BLUE RIBBON
                                                          Perhaps we can just agree to "disagree" on the quality between the delicious, flavorful Pabst Blue Ribbon and the stingy, rusty Crown Royal stuff you are talking about.

                                                          It is all just a matter of opinion. Pabst.


                                                          Nigga please!
                                                          Last edited by sortie; 12-18-2007, 07:33 PM.

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                                                          • Ivan Fuckalot
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2007
                                                            • 825

                                                            #30
                                                            I guess the guy is not sleeping yet... keep on rolling
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                                                            • Bojangles
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                              • 5419

                                                              #31
                                                              Wish I had some bourbon right now.

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                                                              • Ivan Fuckalot
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2007
                                                                • 825

                                                                #32
                                                                I guess finally man went to sleep....... I can be wrong
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                                                                • sortie
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                  • 7771

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Ivan Fuckalot
                                                                  I guess finally man went to sleep....... I can be wrong
                                                                  Fading fast...typing fingers getting way too slow.

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                                                                  • germ
                                                                    ( o Y o )
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 3108

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Kentucky makes the best bourbon. im not sure we make the best whiskey though.

                                                                    Perhaps in America...but globally, I'd have to go with Jameson.

                                                                    Anyway...I'm glad my home state could make your night a little better

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                                                                    • sortie
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                      • 7771

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by germ
                                                                      Kentucky makes the best bourbon.
                                                                      All but a couple of brands are made in Kentuky.

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                                                                      • DaddyHalbucks
                                                                        A freakin' legend!
                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                        • 18975

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Boner Money

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                                                                        • CDSmith
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                          • 51460

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by BLUE RIBBON
                                                                          Perhaps we can just agree to "disagree" on the quality between the delicious, flavorful Pabst Blue Ribbon and the stingy, rusty Crown Royal stuff you are talking about.

                                                                          It is all just a matter of opinion. Pabst.
                                                                          Your taste buds have been soaking too long in Pabst pisswater if you think the smooth elegant taste of Crown royal is anything like you're describing.

                                                                          That, or you've never tasted it in your life and have no clue what you're talking about.

                                                                          Cheers.
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                                                                          • G-Rotica
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                                                                            • Aug 2005
                                                                            • 4258

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Crown is by far the best whiskey.

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                                                                            • pornask
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                              • 6518

                                                                              #39
                                                                              my vote for crown

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                                                                              • Xrated J
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Sep 2006
                                                                                • 4347

                                                                                #40
                                                                                wild turkey

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                                                                                • ThumbLord

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  don't by vague ask for Haig !
                                                                                  end of discussion

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                                                                                  • tiger
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                                    • 6986

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Patron Silver, nothing beats it.

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                                                                                    • dready
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                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 5247

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      As far as bourbon goes, I quite like Bulliet and Woodford.
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                                                                                      • V_RocKs
                                                                                        Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                                        • 32449

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Anything with color is killing you softly.

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                                                                                        • sortie
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                                                          • 7771

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                                                                          Anything with color is killing you softly.
                                                                                          BULLSHIT!!!!!!

                                                                                          Vodka, gin, rum and tequilla will kill you faster than anything.

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                                                                                          • sortie
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Mar 2007
                                                                                            • 7771

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by G-Rotica
                                                                                            Crown is by far the best whiskey.
                                                                                            Crown in a "blend" of whiskeys so it just doesn't even qualify as a real whiskey.

                                                                                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blended_whiskey

                                                                                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Royal

                                                                                            Crown is like a "pina colada" of whiskey.

                                                                                            Saying Crown is the best whiskey is a joke.

                                                                                            Maybe it's the best blend of liquor for wimps that can't drink striaght whiskey,
                                                                                            I'll give you that.

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                                                                                            • Violetta
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                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                              • 28735

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Im 27 and not feeling mature enough to drink that. Though I wish I did
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                                                                                              • dready
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                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                • 5247

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by G-Rotica
                                                                                                Crown is by far the best whiskey.
                                                                                                The thread is about American Whiskey, but as far as Rye goes, I like Alberta Premium the best. It is the only Rye whiskey made with 100% rye.
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                                                                                                • Dirty Lord
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2007
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I preffer vodka!!!

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                                                                                                  • sortie
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2007
                                                                                                    • 7771

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Oh, I forgot to mention :

                                                                                                    I got fucked up hard last night and today I have

                                                                                                    No Hangover!

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