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I'm still amazing how tiny lines of code can produce such beautiful things.

I'm truly in awe of programmers.

It's like when you're a kid and wonder how a needle and those little grooves on the album can produce such wonderful music...

You will be surprised but it's very easy to learn some programming language and basic algorithms. After that you will be able to write your own code.

When I wrote my first program its was a really magical feeling, because being able to write code is something like to a wizard and cast new spells that create new objects and even new words! I'm not ironic BTW.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Don (Post 13514515)

I'm truly in awe of programmers.

It's like when you're a kid and wonder how a needle and those little grooves on the album can produce such wonderful music...

This thread is useless without code! :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13514637)

This thread is useless without code! :1orglaugh

My thoughts exactly.

Sure. This is not mine, but I think you will like it:

Code:

<SCRIPT type="text/javascript">

var snowmax=45

var snowcolor=new Array("#AAAACC","#DDDDFF","#CCCCDD","#F3F3F3","#F0FFFF")

var snowtype=new Array("Arial Black","Arial Narrow","Times","Comic Sans MS")

var snowletter="*"

var sinkspeed=0.6

var snowmaxsize=22

var snowminsize=8

var snowingzone=1



var snow=new Array()

var marginbottom

var marginright

var timer

var i_snow=0

var x_mv=new Array();

var crds=new Array();

var lftrght=new Array();

var browserinfos=navigator.userAgent 

var ie5=document.all&&document.getElementById&&!browserinfos.match(/Opera/)

var ns6=document.getElementById&&!document.all

var opera=browserinfos.match(/Opera/)  

var browserok=ie5||ns6||opera



function randommaker(range) {                

        rand=Math.floor(range*Math.random())

    return rand

}



function initsnow() {

        if (ie5 || opera) {

                marginbottom = document.body.clientHeight

                marginright = document.body.clientWidth

        }

        else if (ns6) {

                marginbottom = window.innerHeight

                marginright = window.innerWidth

        }

        var snowsizerange=snowmaxsize-snowminsize

        for (i=0;i<=snowmax;i++) {

                crds[i] = 0;                      

            lftrght[i] = Math.random()*15;         

            x_mv[i] = 0.03 + Math.random()/10;

                snow[i]=document.getElementById("s"+i)

                snow[i].style.fontFamily=snowtype[randommaker(snowtype.length)]

                snow[i].size=randommaker(snowsizerange)+snowminsize

                snow[i].style.fontSize=snow[i].size

                snow[i].style.color=snowcolor[randommaker(snowcolor.length)]

                snow[i].sink=sinkspeed*snow[i].size/5

                if (snowingzone==1) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright-snow[i].size)}

                if (snowingzone==2) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)}

                if (snowingzone==3) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)+marginright/4}

                if (snowingzone==4) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)+marginright/2}

                snow[i].posy=randommaker(2*marginbottom-marginbottom-2*snow[i].size)

                snow[i].style.left=snow[i].posx

                snow[i].style.top=snow[i].posy

        }

        movesnow()

}



function movesnow() {

        for (i=0;i<=snowmax;i++) {

                crds[i] += x_mv[i];

                snow[i].posy+=snow[i].sink

                snow[i].style.left=snow[i].posx+lftrght[i]*Math.sin(crds[i]);

                snow[i].style.top=snow[i].posy

                

                if (snow[i].posy>=marginbottom-2*snow[i].size || parseInt(snow[i].style.left)>(marginright-3*lftrght[i])){

                        if (snowingzone==1) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright-snow[i].size)}

                        if (snowingzone==2) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)}

                        if (snowingzone==3) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)+marginright/4}

                        if (snowingzone==4) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)+marginright/2}

                        snow[i].posy=0

                }

        }

        var timer=setTimeout("movesnow()",50)

}



for (i=0;i<=snowmax;i++) {

        document.write("<span id='s"+i+"' style='position:absolute;top:-"+snowmaxsize+"'>"+snowletter+"</span>")

}

if (browserok) {

        window.onload=initsnow

}

</SCRIPT>

Paste it below the <BODY> tag of your webpage and enjoy :)

http://p4wn.sourceforge.net/5k/

Javascript chess game in written in under 5k file size.

Smart programmers are the ones who benefit the most from the internet. If only I was smart enough to learn to program. I am terrible at math though. I am just lucky to have the skills that I do.

Shamelessly stolen from perlmonks.org, but...

Code:

#!/usr/bin/perl

use strict;

use warnings;

;$  "=q%ef%;$_  =q~my($i,$  x,$y,$p)=(  0,0,0,pop|  |5);my$r=2

<<  $p      ;m  y@      i=  ma      p[  (1      )x  $r      ,2

],1..$  r;subi  {$i[$x  ][$y]-  -}i;su  bp{((1  <$_[0]  ?$y:$x

        )-          =1          -(          $_          [0

]&1)*2  ,i)for  -1,1}s  ubf{my  ($  p,$f)=  @_  ;$p--;  my@m=(

$f  ,3      -$  f,      1-  $f  );  my  @o  =(  3-  $f      ,$

f,  $f,$f-2)if  $p>0;($_&=  3)  for@o,  @m;@o&  &f  ($p,pop@o)

,@                          m&                  &p

(pop@m  )while(@o||@m)  }f$p,(  $p&1)*  2;subb  {y  ,y4102,b#\

    n,  ;p          ri  nt      }m  ap  {b  fo  r@  $_      }@

i~;y~   \n~~d;  ;s&b&b  &g;$;=  1;  eval;#  %$  _+28;$  x-=$y;

my          ($  pi          )=  '3          .1          41

59  26535'  ;$  ,=  2*2**$  [;  ;my@b=  map[5x  $pi],1  ..$[;s

{}  {q  %S  {$  b[  $x  ][  $y      ]=  0}      S;  su      bp

{($_[0  ]>1?$y  :$x+=-  1+$_[0  ]^2*2,  S)for(0,1)  }suba{($l,

                                $d

)=@_;$  l--;@m  =map$_  *4,5-$  d,3-$d  ,$d;@h=map  $_*4,$d+2,

$d  ,$  d,  3-  $d  if  $l  >0      ;{  a(      $l  ,s      hi

ft  @h)if@  h;  @m  &&p(sh  if  t@m);(  @m+@h)  &&redo  }}a$l,

$l          ^2  *2          ;p  ri          nt          @$

_,$/fo  r@b($x  ,$y,$c  )=qw/0  0*  /;$l=s  hi  ft||4;  $r=$s*

    2*  *$          l;  @b      =m  ap  [(  ''  )x  $r      ],

1..$r;  for(0,1){eval[  qw/$x-  -$x++$  y--$y+  +/  ]->[i$_[0]

];                          $b                  [$

x]  [$y]=$c;}@  m=split//,  [q  w/rdll  urdruu  ld  /]->[i$d];

@h  =s      pl  it      //  ,[  qw  /u  ll  dd  rr  ul      uu

rrddl/  ]->[i$  d]if$l  >0;@m=  sp  lit//,  {q  w/lrdl  rlurud

        ru          du          ld          /}          ->

{$d};@  m=spli  t//,su  bstr'r  dllurd  ruuld'  ,3*i$d  ,3;@h=

sp  li      t/  ,{      qw  /l      ul  ld      rd  rr      uu

lu  urdrddl/}-  >{$d}if$l<  7;@m=split  //,substr'  ulldd'%}e;

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13514700)

http://p4wn.sourceforge.net/5k/

Javascript chess game in written in under 5k file size.

Wow! Very-very nice!

This thread needs naked pics...

*dreams of for (;;) { fork(); malloc (1024); }*

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 13514658)

Sure. This is not mine, but I think you will like it:

Code:

<SCRIPT type="text/javascript">

var snowmax=45

var snowcolor=new Array("#AAAACC","#DDDDFF","#CCCCDD","#F3F3F3","#F0FFFF")

var snowtype=new Array("Arial Black","Arial Narrow","Times","Comic Sans MS")

var snowletter="*"

var sinkspeed=0.6

var snowmaxsize=22

var snowminsize=8

var snowingzone=1



var snow=new Array()

var marginbottom

var marginright

var timer

var i_snow=0

var x_mv=new Array();

var crds=new Array();

var lftrght=new Array();

var browserinfos=navigator.userAgent 

var ie5=document.all&&document.getElementById&&!browserinfos.match(/Opera/)

var ns6=document.getElementById&&!document.all

var opera=browserinfos.match(/Opera/)  

var browserok=ie5||ns6||opera



function randommaker(range) {                

        rand=Math.floor(range*Math.random())

    return rand

}



function initsnow() {

        if (ie5 || opera) {

                marginbottom = document.body.clientHeight

                marginright = document.body.clientWidth

        }

        else if (ns6) {

                marginbottom = window.innerHeight

                marginright = window.innerWidth

        }

        var snowsizerange=snowmaxsize-snowminsize

        for (i=0;i<=snowmax;i++) {

                crds[i] = 0;                      

            lftrght[i] = Math.random()*15;         

            x_mv[i] = 0.03 + Math.random()/10;

                snow[i]=document.getElementById("s"+i)

                snow[i].style.fontFamily=snowtype[randommaker(snowtype.length)]

                snow[i].size=randommaker(snowsizerange)+snowminsize

                snow[i].style.fontSize=snow[i].size

                snow[i].style.color=snowcolor[randommaker(snowcolor.length)]

                snow[i].sink=sinkspeed*snow[i].size/5

                if (snowingzone==1) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright-snow[i].size)}

                if (snowingzone==2) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)}

                if (snowingzone==3) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)+marginright/4}

                if (snowingzone==4) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)+marginright/2}

                snow[i].posy=randommaker(2*marginbottom-marginbottom-2*snow[i].size)

                snow[i].style.left=snow[i].posx

                snow[i].style.top=snow[i].posy

        }

        movesnow()

}



function movesnow() {

        for (i=0;i<=snowmax;i++) {

                crds[i] += x_mv[i];

                snow[i].posy+=snow[i].sink

                snow[i].style.left=snow[i].posx+lftrght[i]*Math.sin(crds[i]);

                snow[i].style.top=snow[i].posy

                

                if (snow[i].posy>=marginbottom-2*snow[i].size || parseInt(snow[i].style.left)>(marginright-3*lftrght[i])){

                        if (snowingzone==1) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright-snow[i].size)}

                        if (snowingzone==2) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)}

                        if (snowingzone==3) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)+marginright/4}

                        if (snowingzone==4) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)+marginright/2}

                        snow[i].posy=0

                }

        }

        var timer=setTimeout("movesnow()",50)

}



for (i=0;i<=snowmax;i++) {

        document.write("<span id='s"+i+"' style='position:absolute;top:-"+snowmaxsize+"'>"+snowletter+"</span>")

}

if (browserok) {

        window.onload=initsnow

}

</SCRIPT>

Paste it below the <BODY> tag of your webpage and enjoy :)

How I make that a 100% external .js? i tried but it screw up my page
I hate js, could be a stupid linefeed for all i know