damn you infomercial!
 

just when you finally settle on some late night shit only the skeleton crew can appreciate and you start to work or browse the boards and only half pay attention to the tube.....WHAM!
thats when the fucker sneaks up and gits ya.

hhmmm this is a long commercial. whats that you say? was 89.99 now its only 9.99. mesmorized i continue to watch, unwittingly i am the pawn in a psychological marketing assault on the simple minded. ive been targeted. i c-a-n-n-o-t c-h-a-n-g-e t-h-e c-h-a-n-n-e-l

fuckers

i love infomercials kinda like porn sites where the tour looks good but once ya pay you get shit

isnt that the truth. 98% of the members areas out there suck a sweaty ass

That sounds nasty