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Barefootsies 12-12-2007 10:27 AM

Report: Jessica Alba is pregnant
 
Good Luck Jessica!

The "Good Luck Chuck" beauty is expecting her first child with on-again off-again boyfriend Cash Warren sometime in late spring or early summer.

Alba, 26, began dating Warren, 28, in 2004 after they met on the set of "The Fantastic Four," on which Warren, a Yale graduate, was a director's assistant.

Alba and Warren split earlier this year and as recently as last month Alba was quoted lamenting the dating scene.

"I think it's probably the same [for me] as it is for anyone else. All my girlfriends who aren't actresses have the same problems finding a dude as anyone in Hollywood. Guys are a headache, but girls are headaches too. We're all nuts!" the actress said.

Recently the pair have been spotted in their usual front row seats at the Lakers and shopping around Beverly Hills, apparently reconciled.

Before the pregnancy announcement, first reported on people.com, Alba said she was in talks to make her Broadway debut this summer in a revival of playwright David Mamet's "Speed-the-Plow."

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20..._pregnant.html

OzMan 12-12-2007 10:32 AM

Cash Warren searches are thru' the roof right now lol

Everyone is wondering "who the fuck is he, why couldn't it be me!" :sadcrying

seeric 12-12-2007 10:32 AM

We are going to name our baby Woofy after his daddy.

Antonio 12-12-2007 10:33 AM

next time I'm fucking her I'll wear rubber

headless ghost 12-12-2007 10:34 AM

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Barefootsies 12-12-2007 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headless ghost (Post 13504444)


teg0 12-12-2007 10:39 AM

lucky guy

xroach 12-12-2007 10:40 AM

i guess the glory days of galleries such as

http://www.skidlife.com/jessica_alba_nude/index.html

are coming to an end

AK 12-12-2007 10:42 AM

make up sex always the best!

CE_Rashaan 12-12-2007 10:49 AM

A truly sad day:disgust

CDSmith 12-12-2007 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xroach (Post 13504474)
i guess the glory days of galleries such as

http://www.skidlife.com/jessica_alba_nude/index.html

are coming to an end

I don't know who made that gallery, but whomever it was needs a smack upside the head


...with a board full of rusty nails.

bobby666 12-12-2007 12:59 PM

i am glad to know it now

Snake Doctor 12-12-2007 01:02 PM

Dammit, I knew I shoulda worn a condom.

BusterBunny 12-12-2007 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xroach (Post 13504474)
i guess the glory days of galleries such as

http://www.skidlife.com/jessica_alba_nude/index.html

are coming to an end

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

msan 12-12-2007 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xroach (Post 13504474)
i guess the glory days of galleries such as

http://www.skidlife.com/jessica_alba_nude/index.html

are coming to an end

Ooh gawd, my eyes, my eyes:disgust:disgust:disgust

Spunky 12-12-2007 06:44 PM

She's going to pump them out now

Xrated J 12-12-2007 06:44 PM

we're naming him Yonnie after his daddy

Jarmusch 12-12-2007 06:45 PM

Great pics, I'm using them as a wallpaper.

SomeCreep 12-12-2007 07:01 PM

I used to think Jessica Alba was so hot.

qxm 12-12-2007 07:27 PM

congratz to the winners!

farkedup 12-12-2007 07:50 PM

I'm the REAL daddy... unfortunately I had to use the daterape drug when I brought her her drinks

CaptainHowdy 12-12-2007 08:44 PM

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

NinjaSteve 12-12-2007 11:25 PM

I thought she was a virgin. My dreams are ruined. WHY GOD WHY!

LiveDose 12-12-2007 11:27 PM

There goes that tiny tight ass...

justFred 12-12-2007 11:29 PM

anyone else notice that Cash Warren sounds a lot like Cash Whorin'?

AGS-17 12-12-2007 11:59 PM

Good luck Jessica :)
Who is father? :D

GatorB 12-13-2007 12:48 AM

Hopefully the baby won't catch herpes coming out of her coochie.

SPACE GLIDER 12-13-2007 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 13504434)
We are going to name our baby Woofy after his daddy.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Violetta 12-13-2007 04:06 AM

good for her... congrats!

VeriSexy 12-13-2007 04:56 AM

That lucky bastard

bizarrejan 12-13-2007 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VeriSexy (Post 13508117)
That lucky bastard

who???????????????????

EuroRev_Stacey 12-13-2007 05:29 AM

Lets wait and see how she looks like being a preggo :)

bausch 12-16-2007 11:06 PM

Reportedly Cash Warren cheats on Jessica Alba.

13 September 2007 (Bang) - Jessica Alba's boyfriend Cash Warren has allegedly cheated on her, just days after they got back together.

Cash reportedly had sex with 20-year-old model Vera Mishina - who he met at a New York baseball game - just two days after the actress and the film producer were seen patching things up in Malibu on August 26.

A friend of Vera said: "Vera had a job as a promotional model at the game and Cash was there with some friends.

"He was staring at her all night. When the game ended, Cash walked up to her. He was saying, 'You are so beautiful. You look so hot.'

"We all met up at a Times Square bar, and Cash went straight for Vera. It seemed like he really liked her. We were all drinking and hanging out, and Cash asked us to go to his room.

"They started making out as soon as we got into the room. He couldn't take his hands off her! The rest of us left, but Vera told me that she and Cash made love that night, and again the next morning.

"Afterwards he kept texting her, then we read that he and Jessica were back together. It really upset her. She felt so used."

When Jessica, 26, recently appeared on 'Late Show with David Letterman', she admitted she had once fallen in love at first sight.

When Letterman asked how that relationship turned out, she replied: "It's still trying to figure itself out."

The Sin City actress - who reportedly called time on her and Cash's two-and-a-half year romance during an emotional telephone conversation in July - apparently dumped Cash after getting tired waiting for him to propose.

Reports suggested they had reunited after spending time together in Malibu two weeks ago.

They dined together at Taverna Tony on August 25 and the next day Jessica and Cash kissed and held hands over lunch at Beverly Hills' Le Pain Quotidien restaurant, before heading to Malibu's Nobu restaurant for dinner later that night.

Friends of the couple claimed they were "miserable" without each other and are visiting their favorite places in a bid to recapture the spark they had when they first began dating.

Jessica met Cash on the set of Fantastic Four in 2005, in which Jessica starred and Cash worked as a director's assistant.

http://news.sawf.org/Gossip/42181.aspx

DaddyHalbucks 12-16-2007 11:14 PM

I hope it is a healthy baby


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