If you had 3 rules to live by....
 

If you had 3 rules to live by what would they be and why?

1) dont live by rules

2) dont forget rule 1

3) jesus loves me

1) My kids come first
2) No rules
3) Get money

No glove,no love
Bro's before Ho's
All beer must be chilled

1. Nationalism doesn't exist
2. Religion doesn't exist
3. If a girl wont let you give her oral, shes not worth keeping.

1. You only fail if you give up
2. Money over bitches
3. Trust no one

I do live by these

be courageous
be faithful
be honest

Trust no one.
Be independent.
Never stop learning new things.

1. Family first.
2. Don't trust whitey.
3. Don't put anything around your neck that is more valuable than your head.

1. When you're ready to quit, you're closer than you think.
2. Don't take yourself too seriously.
3. Family & Friends above all.

1. When you're ready to quit, you're closer than you think.
2. Don't take yourself too seriously.
3. Family & Friends above all.

wow seems to be a theme of not trusting anyone here.
Why do you supose that is?

I might add:

1. Do the right thing just because it is the right thing.
2. Do to others what you would want done to you (with the exception of anal sex).
3. Practice humility and be generous with your kindness.

Never rub another man's rhubarb.
That's the only one ya need.
Good enough for The Joker.
Good enough for me.

Kesey
We Be Lez

Just one -

Don't eat yellow snow.

1. Protect and serve the public trust.
2. Protect self as long as it does not involve violating rule #1.
3. Bunnies!

love and respect for family
love and respect for yourself
love and respect for humankind

Uhmmmmm... Good question.

I don't think I live by any rules though.