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Amputate Your Head 09-25-2002 04:40 PM

The worst thing about being sick
 
A. The endless flow of snot.
B. The inability to concentrate on anything for more than a split second.
C. Fucked up side effects from medication.
D. Everything tastes like shit.
E. You're certain your eyeball is gonna pop out at any moment.
F. Body aches & pains.
G. The general shittiness of it all.
H. All of the above.

I vote for A.

I've gone through 6 boxes of kleenix and one roll of paper towels in just 2 1/2 days.

Fletch XXX 09-25-2002 04:41 PM

You forgot that horrible burn you get under your nose from wiping with all that Kleenix, ouch.

theking 09-25-2002 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
A. The endless flow of snot.
B. The inability to concentrate on anything for more than a split second.
C. Fucked up side effects from medication.
D. Everything tastes like shit.
E. You're certain your eyeball is gonna pop out at any moment.
F. Body aches & pains.
G. The general shittiness of it all.
H. All of the above.

I vote for A.

I've gone through 6 boxes of kleenix and one roll of paper towels in just 2 1/2 days.

Pede attack?

Beastiepoo 09-25-2002 04:43 PM

I concur with you both. I've got allergy/sinus problems that plague me most of the year so I live the runny and sore nose saga almost daily. There are days I just wanna cut off my nose and be done with it.

Amputate Your Head 09-25-2002 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by theking


Pede attack?

sinus infection from a saltwater nasal injection after last Saturday's wipeout.

cold_ice 09-25-2002 04:43 PM

How about when your troat is full of snot and you cant spit or blow it out and when you cough you start to gag on it.:mad:

Amputate Your Head 09-25-2002 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by cold_ice
How about when your troat is full of snot and you cant spit or blow it out and when you cough you start to gag on it.:mad:
yeah.... I'm right there with all that now too.....

eru 09-25-2002 04:47 PM

AMP's been eating pedes again..

eru 09-25-2002 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by cold_ice
How about when your troat is full of snot and you cant spit or blow it out and when you cough you start to gag on it.:mad:
I stick my finger in my throat and wipe out the snot.

Krome 09-25-2002 04:48 PM

I always get bad shits...really bad shits....in fact shits so fucking bad I cant smoke in the house for days...thing that I hate is that my ring piece always burns like fuck for the rest of the day...YNOT Bob told me to shove an ice cube up there...I am not listening to his advice again...

cold_ice 09-25-2002 04:49 PM

Yep its fucked up I have been like that since sunday Im just now getting better. All I wanted to do is lay down but when I did that all I wanted to do was get up. It suxs. I feel for you bro:(

Krome 09-25-2002 04:49 PM

actually he also told me to smere milk over my ring piece as well.....fuck why do I listen to him....

Krome 09-25-2002 04:51 PM

although he did suggest to top it all off with a bottle of Tequilla...that worked my arse did not hurt anymore as my stomach ended up in the toilet and the pain from that was a hell of alot more...

cold_ice 09-25-2002 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by eru


I stick my finger in my throat and wipe out the snot.

Yep some people can do that deep troat shit especially chicks(at least the ones with talent) I for one can not and will not:1orglaugh

eru 09-25-2002 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome
I always get bad shits...really bad shits....in fact shits so fucking bad I cant smoke in the house for days...thing that I hate is that my ring piece always burns like fuck for the rest of the day...YNOT Bob told me to shove an ice cube up there...I am not listening to his advice again...
The ring piece, burning.

It's very uncomfortable. I stick my finger in there and wipe out the snot.

Amputate Your Head 09-25-2002 04:55 PM

and of course, anytime I get sick, it's pretty much the end of the world as we know it....

my girl is ready to leave me because of my ritual illness crying routine:

"I'm dyyyyyyyyying........"
"It's Ebola..."
"I got the monkey virus...."
"Just kill me now..."

.:Frog:. 09-25-2002 04:57 PM

"The worst thing about being sick"

- Trying to fall asleep when your stuffed up and can't breathe well.

Amputate Your Head 09-25-2002 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by .:Frog:.
"The worst thing about being sick"

- Trying to fall asleep when your stuffed up and can't breathe well.

no doubt..... I think I've gotten a grand total of 2 hours sleep since Sunday.

eru 09-25-2002 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

no doubt..... I think I've gotten a grand total of 2 hours sleep since Sunday.

Mad Cow Disease. Shit AMP, you're dying!

I got dibs on your surfboard!

cold_ice 09-25-2002 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

my girl is ready to leave me because of my ritual illness crying routine:

"I'm dyyyyyyyyying........"
"It's Ebola..."
"I got the monkey virus...."
"Just kill me now..."

Shit thats women entire purpose sex and taking care of us.

Krome 09-25-2002 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

no doubt..... I think I've gotten a grand total of 2 hours sleep since Sunday.

Just OD on cough mixture...when I am bit under the weather I drink a few bottles of the stuff...knocks you out for days and clears up any problems..come to think of it I sometimes do it when I am not ill....:helpme

the Shemp 09-25-2002 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
and of course, anytime I get sick, it's pretty much the end of the world as we know it....

If you want some prednisone again, just ask,

shemp

quiet 09-25-2002 07:48 PM

B. when trying to operate a business ;)

BJ 09-25-2002 07:51 PM

I can honestly say I have not been sick for over 4 years now. I do not know why. I used to get strept throat all the time, yet my current lifestyle is terribly unhealthy

thatdykeliz 09-25-2002 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
You forgot that horrible burn you get under your nose from wiping with all that Kleenix, ouch.
Worse than that: the horrible burn under your nose being dwarfed into nothingness by the pain of giving your nose a good old hard wipe and forgetting you had your septum pierced three days before you came down with the fucking cold. :waaaaahh

Amputate Your Head 09-25-2002 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp


If you want some prednisone again, just ask,

shemp

that stuff was awesome shemp..... and cheap even... but coming off it sucked.

the Shemp 09-26-2002 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

that stuff was awesome shemp..... and cheap even... but coming off it sucked.

I still sneak a few occasionally, its gives me some personality, hehe


shemp

Jakke PNG 09-26-2002 05:23 AM

I have to say B and G.

CDSmith 09-26-2002 06:18 AM

All of the above.

Thankfully I've only had one cold in the last 3 years, largely because I don't frequent the bars anymore, and I no longer work at the hospital anymore.

People are disgusting. They don't wash their fuggin paws, they wipe their snotty noses with the back of their hands, then they touch a pool cue or a video poker terminal.... then you come along and touch where they touched, wipe your eye a few minutes later and bam..... rhinovirus-city. Head fulla snot. Lungs clogged with phlegm. Sore throat (the worst).


People, wash your germy hands!!!!

On-top 09-26-2002 06:23 AM

I hate the snot.


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