Mr. deej i like very much your arts.
 

may you please help for me to make new website?

Strcitly in exchange for a week long emil training course on proper thong wearage and 'power drilling'

Im also a little shy about public nudity ... maybe you can coerce me out into a nice crowded park to show our bulges...


if I dont get the training I must decline... I have too much monies.... not enough sexynesses...

serious fucken business

Well, I'm stricken by flattery obviously...

Good stuff Deej! I love the titty squish banner :thumbsup

I like that one too :) made from one still picture...

http://www.lumpyimages.com/banners/banner4.gif

a lot of the stuff in my portfolio is once again old... I need to update it or make some other weird version of my site...

:) that's the one....kinda looks like a dirty Christina Aguilera :thumbsup

indeed! im a fan! ;)

nice :pimp

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Ladies and gentlemen, stand back!

I believe we are witnessing, first-hand, the birth of the hottest niche to arrive since. . .

well. . .

uh. . . .

Help Emil with his new website! :)

I'm trying :upsidedow

This thread is gay.