Do you guys dance with fatties at the club?
 

Do you dance with fatties at the club so you can block yourself from seeing me dancing with the hottest women in the place?

Ain't nothing but fatties in Alberta.

ya thats why i am dating a fucking godness, get off my fucking cock i only use it for fucking hot bitches not whiny ones.

Do you know who you are talking to?

you will address me as SIR son

I suppose you can call her a godness, because when she sits on your face and you begin to hallucinate, you believe you can see a light at the end of that thick tuna tunnel.

sorry sir fatass mcboardtroll i forgot my place

thanks for saving it i would have hated to walk back to the end of the line

so what movie is this

you would blow your load even being in the same room as the hot bitches i fuck. i know you are used to cheap hotel rooms and roast beef pussy but dont take it out on me.

i am hung low and hit the best.

this one asian chick i tapped i ate her pussy out with chopsticks it was so tasty.

It's kind of hard not to, with the required folsom box insert employed at the areas you entertain.

Yeah, everyone's hung low when their gut overhangs their knees.

that said, i'm a man, i don't dance. i snap my fingers and the bitch drops to her knees.

you fucking boyband listening pussy.

while you are entertaining fat webmasters with cheetos and diet pop i am out hitting 10/10 bitches with this tool in my pants.

the only thing hitting their knees is my chicks when they see they can get a taste of this python.

The Chubby Chicks make me Chubby Checks yo :thumbsup

my dick is so big women talk to it like it's a 3rd person in a conversation.

i hear you're also fluent in klingon. confirm/deny?

it's gotta be a better conversationalist.

i will just answer you in english instead:
no you cannot suck my dick

If I let you suck mine, will you stop posting?

sorry dude their is no more life left to suck out of you, being a single overweight drive thru kitchen "Everybody Loves Raymond" loving webmaster has already accomplished this.

This is war I guess

God damn your wit and whimsy based around well known 90s American dogma makes me question why I dare stand up against such verbal tenacity. Why, you could be the next Andrew "Dice" Clay. (There's a free 80s refrerence for ya)

the battle is women and the war is life and you have obviously lost at both. :2 cents:

Leave quietly - Two more posts and his hand is going to be down my pants.

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sorry dude while you try to entertain women with pointless facts and discuss novels i entertain them with this huge cock and give them only 1 thing they can talk about.

Yeah, I've been talking about you leaving for the last few posts, too.

That would be the only hand down your pants other then your own in the past o say what 3-4 years?

I'm not paying you by the hour if you insist on speaking; you get PPS (pay per swallow), only.

FYI when i am talking about a 10 i am not talking about your hourly wage.

Obviously. You have a habit of misplacing decimal points.

Of course I dance with fatties at the club. Also with non fatties sometimes when I'm lucky.

i get a kick out of dancing with a fatchick or two on the odd occasion i go out clubbing. drunk fat chicks come on hard, and i think it's fun to head out on the dancefloor and go hard for a song or two with them. i've actually had random hotter chicks grab me and be like 'wtf are you doing, dance with me' so it turns out well some times. haha...

all the time!

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the clubs I go to, fatties dont' get in.

haha, all fatties in WA

No .

People who have the need to say these things about themselves in public are the same kids that rode the short bus to school and were cought by their mommies jerking off at night:2 cents: You go meteman spank that monkey dude it's ok it's not your fault you were born a loser in life:2 cents::1orglaugh