Ya Can't Say Cunt in Canada
 

I wonder if DrinkingHardest had anything to do with it?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fBWAjn2a3rA

OMFG thats awesome!!! Thanks for sharing.

Funny, but bogus.

Mclean & Mclean used to say "cunt" in their act all the time. Shit they had an album titled "Take the O out of country"


One of their jokes said before a live audience on the Bitter Reality album:

"Little johnny walks into the bathroom while his mom is in the shower.
He points at her crotch and says 'what's that?'
She says 'that's where daddy hit me with the axe'
'pretty good shot he got you right in the cunt'"

I bought that album when I was 16.

lols! looks like a webmaster..

Kevin is a very funny guy. Seen him live a few times and he is always good :)

I'm gonna sneak cross the border and haller cunt as loud as I can and run back. so there. -bmb

Bitter Reality was great.

I loved the 'Jesus was just a guy' song/skit.

And Peter Said..
Take that Jesus.. Four Aces.. And none of your god damn miracles!

I saw them on stage one time.... I swear they crammed in 4 hours of comedy into 2 hours, because they talk so fast. And every single second of it was hilarious!

The best part of that duo was that they knew each community as if they had lived there themselves. So on stage, they'd make references to stuff that only the locals would know about, and they'd love them for it. You can't find that kind of dedication anymore.

Taking the 'O' out of Country was and still is one of my all time fave albums. "If it's not regurgitated, it's not Dog-Vom!"

It's too bad that one of them passed away :(

Yep, I agree with the thread title.

This is the reason why they banned Depeche Mode long ago.

"Everything, cunts in large amounts"

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Burton Cummings did a cameo on that album, in the "genital rock" section.

The tune he sang was hilarious.

"I got no objections to a French kiss
under a starlit Paris sky
I got no objections to makin' memories
even though you're suckin' some other guy
(and that ain't right!)"


lol

Lol..that joke always cracks me up

I liked that ditty:1orglaugh

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Are you sure they cunt say can't?

ADG

They were blasting the word cunt in nightclubs across Canada before most here were even old enough to know what one is.

Did you know they were from Winnipeg? Transcona to be exact.

And, did you know they were the only musical act/band in Canada to have an album cover banned? :D

Then you'll love their rendition of Johnny Cash's "I've been everywhere"



I'VE SEEN PUBIC HAIR
by Mclean & Mclean

I was havin? me a burger
In a dirty greasy spoon café
I was eatin it with relish
When a man beside me turned to say
What?s that pubic hair
Doin layin on your bun
I said I never saw it sittin there
Are sure it?s really one
He stood up on the counter
And said now look here Blair
I?ve traveled all over this country
And I?ve seen pubic hair

(Chorus)
I?ve seen pubic hair man
And I?ve never liked?em there man
I?ve even got my share man
Beneath my underwear man
Stickin out here and there man
I?ve seen pubic hair

I?ve seen great ones, straight ones, on my dinner plate ones,
Long ones, strong ones, little curly blonde ones
Red ones, dead ones, layin on the head ones
Black ones, brown ones, little ducky down ones
Short ones, thick ones, growin from your dick ones,
Growin ones, showin ones, flowin ones, blowin ones.

(Chorus)

I?ve seen bushy ones, pushy ones, up against your mushy ones,
Slave ones, save ones, floatin in your gravy ones,
Pretty ones, dirty ones, fluffin up your birdy ones,
Neat ones, sweet ones, on a toilet seat ones,
Heffer ones, whipper ones, catch?em in your zipper ones,
Throw?em ones, show?em ones, flowin ones, glowin ones.

(Chorus)

I?ve seen bit ones, lit ones, around your sphincter lip ones,
Dear ones, queer ones, find?em in your beer ones,
Proud ones, loud ones, drop?em in the crowd ones,
Quiet ones, diet ones, burger, shake and fry ones,
Pop ones, quaff ones, floatin in the top ones,
Triple ones, frozen ones, shardin in the hoser ones.

(Chorus)

Ain?t no kind he hasn?t seen
I?ve seen Pubic hair



Seeing them do that live was priceless.

Heh, I used to know that song by memory, word for word.
But it's been a while since I've put it on for a listen now.

funny shit

I've seen him live twice now and met him both times, he's a funny little fucker

They're maritimers - originally from Glace Bay (Cape Breton Island).

But they were based out of Winnipeg.

bump for a laugh

That's right, I do remember them mentioning Glace Bay. They later lived in Winnipeg for a time and operated out of here for many years, correct.

We tend to get overzealous and call them our own though. :D


I saw the one remaining Mclean brother perform at the Minnedosa classic rock fest about 10 years ago. Still hilarious as ever, still carrying on the show and living the dream. :thumbsup