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Scott McD 12-06-2007 09:42 AM

Why Doesn't GFY Automatically Re-Size Pics Anymore ??
 
It worked much better when the pics posted were re-sized to fit the page... :(

candyflip 12-06-2007 10:08 AM

Good question.

stev0 12-06-2007 10:55 AM

You sure that's not your browser doing that?

CurrentlySober 12-06-2007 11:10 AM

No, hes right. Larger Pics used to be the right size, and when you moused over a little box popped up with 'click here for full size image' (or similar) but it doesn't do it now...

SmokeyTheBear 12-06-2007 12:16 PM

i think texasdreams added that mod , then they upgraded the forum, and it was gone..

now td isn't here anymore to re-add it

Star 69 12-06-2007 12:33 PM

yes, i want to know when the re-size function will be back!?

headless ghost 12-06-2007 12:36 PM

we need a better class of poster who will resize prior to upload.

no, you don't need Photoshop to resize.


I'll order a few soon as I get done chocking this nasty trouser snake.


tough little bastard.


while I am at it, think I will see what can be done with spelling, punctuation and those who believe "grammer" is a part of language and not referencing someones grandmother.



I know it is one hell of a list, but dream big.

Violetta 12-06-2007 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 13479110)
i think texasdreams added that mod , then they upgraded the forum, and it was gone..

now td isn't here anymore to re-add it

Damn sad... Was a great mod

uno 12-06-2007 01:18 PM

It's now a GFY Premium Account only feature.

[ScreaM] 12-06-2007 01:20 PM

That feature would be good.

cherrylula 12-06-2007 01:20 PM

Because it fucking sucked and people with real monitors enjoy the large size images.

You ALL need bigger monitors.

Fletch XXX 12-06-2007 01:22 PM

my kick ass anti resizing thread back in ythe day

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hlight=gameboy

Fact: Resizing images on forums is gayer than any man on man booty sex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 12987688)
you cant even show a 684x100 pixel banner without being resized.

Who's responsible for this homosexual anarchy? Did Texas dreams use a gameboy to surf this place? :winkwink:

even my little dinky is bigger than 684 pixels wide :(

im glad its gone

CynthiaB 12-06-2007 02:26 PM

And here I thought I was losing my mind. Went to post a pic the other day and it was huge and Laurel and I had this debate on whether or not GFY would auto re-size the pic.

Turns out we were both right, then - it used to but it doesn't anymore!

sortie 12-06-2007 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 13479398)
Because it fucking sucked and people with real monitors enjoy the large size images.

You ALL need bigger monitors.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Deej 12-06-2007 09:32 PM

I dont see why this is a mod question... isnt it simple css settings that fix this?


I make settings like this all the time in blogs and the such...



I can fix this in seconds i believe...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-06-2007 09:39 PM

i believe this one used javascript and was causing alot of the slowing down problems of gfy

personally i agree with fletch resize the shit before you upload it

BSleazy 12-06-2007 09:47 PM

For some reason this thread made me look at the bottom three banners, for the first time ever.

SmokeyTheBear 12-06-2007 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 13479398)
Because it fucking sucked and people with real monitors enjoy the large size images.

You ALL need bigger monitors.

People with big monitors could click the pictures to make it fullsize

but those of us who use laptops thus have no choice, and no choice to "downsize"..

the other way satisfied all people somewhat, this way only satisfies some people just fine and others not at all.

Spunky 12-06-2007 10:16 PM

Seemed like many tweeks were tried to optimize performannce issues.gotta start somewhere

NinjaSteve 12-06-2007 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 13481390)
People with big monitors could click the pictures to make it fullsize

but those of us who use laptops thus have no choice, and no choice to "downsize"..

the other way satisfied all people somewhat, this way only satisfies some people just fine and others not at all.

Get 1600x1200 resolution on your laptop. If you don't have it then upgrade from your 2002 acer.

SmokeyTheBear 12-06-2007 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 13481468)
Get 1600x1200 resolution on your laptop. If you don't have it then upgrade from your 2002 acer.

so in your ideal world you would tell your customers to not buy your things because they have small screen resolution ? :Oh crap

in my ideal world we satisfy everyone first..


real webmasters use the resolution their customers use.. besides 1600x1200 on a laptop is retarted unless its some monster that i dont want to lug around

WWC-Pajio 12-06-2007 10:49 PM

word....

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-06-2007 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 13481490)
so in your ideal world you would tell your customers to not buy your things because they have small screen resolution ? :Oh crap

in my ideal world we satisfy everyone first..


real webmasters use the resolution their customers use.. besides 1600x1200 on a laptop is retarted unless its some monster that i dont want to lug around

no doubt son.

TexasDreams 12-06-2007 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 13479408)
my kick ass anti resizing thread back in ythe day

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hlight=gameboy

Fact: Resizing images on forums is gayer than any man on man booty sex

im glad its gone

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 13479398)
Because it fucking sucked and people with real monitors enjoy the large size images.

You ALL need bigger monitors.

Yeah, that feature really sucked. I'm sure that the paying sponsors are glad that the image resizing is now gone, so now people that have never paid even one fucking dime here, can now run non-top-sponsor sig files that are the same size as a life-sized 747.

And so what if the average crack smoking user can make this site look like total shit with raw images posted at 4416 x 2720 (12.01) - aspect 13:8 (1.63 - photo), or even bigger.

Thank Gawd and Jeebus for such progress!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TexasDreams 12-07-2007 12:20 AM

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Deej 12-07-2007 01:10 AM

wow, texas is such a bad ass now...

its like hes turning into amp now...

FUCK YOU GFY!!!




anyway

i still stand by the css fix that takes up no scripting and no issues....


i mean someone tell me if Im wrong...

SmokeyTheBear 12-07-2007 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 13481793)
wow, texas is such a bad ass now...

its like hes turning into amp now...

FUCK YOU GFY!!!




anyway

i still stand by the css fix that takes up no scripting and no issues....


i mean someone tell me if Im wrong...


you're wrong.. heh ok someone had to say it..

actually i have no idea if you are wrong or not , but i'm "pretty sure" you can't do this with "pure" css. css can't detect the images width as far as i know. You could do pictures as % , but then you would also be resizing small pics ..


if you do know of a way with pure css i would be interested though for my own sites

SmokeyTheBear 12-07-2007 01:24 AM

although your suggestion does give me a good idea that would satisfy both sides..

make a [ xxlimg ] [ /xxlimg] tag for large images then whomever makes the post gets to decide how they want it displayed

Deej 12-07-2007 01:39 AM

smokey hit me up. i set size limits on pics for sites every other day

Deej 12-07-2007 01:43 AM

perhaps i see the flaw in my thinking ....

ill do a little testing....

it can be done god dammit

Deej 12-07-2007 01:48 AM

nope, my idea works fine...


why dont one of you guys have joe hit me up and we can sip hookers and talk CSS


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