5 Simple Rules for Happiness!
 

1) Free your heart from hatred...hating people only damages your own sole.

2) Free your mind from worries!

3) Live Simply!

4) Give more!

5) Expect less!

good advice

Or just get laid more.. I don't know LOL

I was expecting #1 to be hookers and #2 to be booze... go figure

i have a problem with no. 4 :P

Wise words indeed

Oh i forgot that one :-) lol:thumbsup

If you give, you will receive :thumbsup

only 5 rules?! i think this list should be a little bit longer... because each person has his own idea about happiness!

its so easy :)
i like this one 5) Expect less!

Wise words indeed

I have most of them sussed - Its number 2 that fucks me up every time.

Sounds perfect...in theory...

:thumbsup

Number 1 and 2 are the most difficult to achieve.

I didnt see blow jobs listed. Getting a good blow job always makes me happy.

6) make porn websites
7) make a lot of money

nothing about anal sex?

You're right. My shoes get really worn out from hating people.

can´t be much fun if you have to follow rules to be happy

I keep trying to make filet of sole but my hate burns it every time. :disgust

I take it you meant soul. Stupid typo, happens to me all the time too :)

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/wnor/soleoffoot3.jpg

PS - nice thread :thumbsup

Or you could just have an 18 year old suck your cock and dump your load in her mouth so she can swallow it.
Either that or give her a creampie and have her lesbian friend clean her out :winkwink:

interesting teaching :thumbsup

Don't forget this one Raffi!

6. Pay me my money! HAHHAHAHHAH

How was the Laker game? Will you be in Vegas?

nice words! :thumbsup

Thanks for sharing a wonderful advise!:thumbsup

but my handgun takes SIX bullets??????????????????

nice words :)