soooo many strippers are STUPID
 

so at a local strip club with 3 friends a couple nights ago, having a few beers. stressful week and needed a night out - anyway we watch this one stripper at the bar from our table act all bitchy.

so my buddy del goes up to her and asks 'why you so bitchy'
she flips
starts ranting that he needs to 'respect' her

del responds by saying - 'respect? isn't that just a word they use in hahahahahaha rap videos?' (no disrespect to my black friends)
she doesn't take this well so he walks away

she starts to totally flip on the bar - smashing a glass and acting all crazy - so we decide to leave. we pass her and she starts cussing us. My buddy chris says - we said you were bitchy cause you're acting like a bitch as he walks by.
she throws her drink in chris's face. chris walks on as mumbles - once a bitch always a bitch.
she freaks - and as he nears the door she throws her WALLET at chris's face. it falls to the floor and she jumps him doing tai kwondo kicks and such to his head. he throws her off him and the bouncer comes out starting to blame us - all we say is get your bitch off us and we leave. 20 yards outside the bar the manager comes yelling at us saying we stole her waller. we all look at him puzzeled and ask if he's on crack? he insists so we laugh and say - look idiot - search us - we wont' have her wallet. he does - no wallet shows up.

we walk on 10 feet and the bouncer comes SCREAMING at us accusing us of being theives. we stop calmly and without fear tell him NOT to accuse us of stealing - there is 3 of us and we're all larger than him. he's admit about the wallet - we remind him the manager just searched us but feel free to continue this and it'll get ugly - he leaves.

we turn the corner and chris pulls her wallet out of his pocket. he had kicked it out the door when she threw it at him. I was impressed to say the least - the manager searched him and didn't find it. anyway - she had $40 in it - chriss took that and used it to pay our cab fare to another strip club, then dumped the wallet in a post office box.

personally i don't think that was stealing - she ruined our night and should have paid our cab to another club. if you throw your wallet at someone with intent to hurt them, far as I'm concerned it's the same as giving it to them. she'll get it back but not before she pays to have much of the id replaced. should be a good lesson for her in 'respect' lol

so then we goto the next club. all goes well till del asks the server to put a shooter between her boobs so he can drink it. she agrees - we're tipping larger than anyone in the club and she likes us - anyway she gets up on a chair to do the deed and her stripper manager FREAKS - so we leave. must have been a full moon that night........

um no thats still theft if I recall.
You could of course just ignored the shit or pressed charges for assault.

so then the guys want hookers. no good hookers are available so they decide they want crack whores. this gets interesting.
i've sobered up so i drive them to crack whore street and we find a nice cute crack whore - she hops in the the car and we bring her back to a commerical building I own. chris takes her up to his office so del decides he wants some more - so we go and get some more. less then 20 mins later we return with crack whores in toe and as we get upstairs chris throws his crack whore out of his room and says 'you deal with this' and slams his door. she's joansing bad - freaking out. dels new whores one helps the little addict and the other leaves imediatly. now it takes 20 mins to get the joansing crack whore out of the building. not fun - the only person who got anythign was chris and he's locked in his office now LOL. del gives up on getting more crack whores and the nights done.

next morning chris says - no way could i deal with that bitch anymore so i just locked myself away from her. thanks chris - i still had to get her out of the building.

oh well it was a fun night

tell you what - anytime you throw your money at me I'll keep it and you can have me charged and we'll see what the court says. :thumbsup

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it's pretty hard to ignore someone when they're kicking you in the head :2 cents:

again yes thats true.

Just aint much on taking someones wallet. Sure if she was dumb enough to throw actual cash then my views would change. yet wallet is just sort of fucked up. now if your friend would of said this wallet? and then lobbed it ontop the building or something my views would change.

he it put it in a post office box - the post office returns wallets to their owners

ya and for that he at least gets some points. I just know it can take some time to get yer shit back....


Either way read last line in green in my sig please.

indeed.......

haha, so many words to read... they're just do their job, maybe not well sometimes :)

The problem of these strippers and hookers is that they are in many cases incredibly psychically unstable -

- imagine you are earing more money then a president of the country (especially here in many cases) and you are publically regarded as a junk and don't feel important unless someone fucks the hell out of you or at least looking sleazy at you all the time..

That's somthing they have a hard time to cope with, add dope in many cases and you are getting kicked in the head .. :2 cents:

Maybe they are over-worked?

Why do you think they are strippers ? There are a few very smart ones arround them, the others are just street smart, but still act stupid and volountary get caught up in drama.

So you let manager search you?? Did you check that YOUR wallet is still there?

Fucking idiot...

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That's why they're strippers

Sounds like you and your friends are idiots.

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Sounds like you guys were hard on someone that was already having a hard time. Not cool at all.

not cool

You should've stabbed her in the heart.

I agree :thumbsup

fuck her

Why did any of you make an issue of it in the first place? So what if she was being a bitch? Unless she was doing it to you and your buddies personally then why make an issue out of it? It sounds like you were looking for drama.

leave the dumb stripper alone

hahaha! nice one!!!

some strippers work 14 hours straight, every day

Lucky it was you, I would have thrown her wallet in the lake.

You guys trolling here have no clue about how annoying hookers / stripers can be..

...if you were in there you would knock your poor cinderella out right away..

Taking some dumb strippers money and bringing cracked out hookers back to your place of business? Doesn't sound like you guys were very smart either.

LOL, strippers and hookers are always amusing. I got visit a girlfriend of mine at a strip club where she bar tends. This hot girl sits next to me and starts talking my ear off how she is looking for a guy that is down for threesomes with her and her friend and most are scared. She then goes to her locker to grab a pic of her friend to show me, I tell her not a problem tell me where and when I will take care of both of them. Next thing the DJ call her to the stage to dance, at this point she looks at me and says, "Hey arent you going to tip me, I just sat and talked to you for 10 minutes", I was like excuse me, she says "just give me $5 or something for my time". I was fucking shocked, threw her $10 and learnt a lesson, don't talk to the strippers, just let them dance and try to work you.

If you polled all of the customers in any given strip club on any given night and averaged their intelligence out, you wouldn't exactly be left with Mensa like numbers either.

Tell your friend to pull that shit in a NYC strip club and then come back here and post about it.

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you guys actually read that shit?

now that sounds like an interesting night

"That sultry stare she's giving you across the dinner table with those piercing green eyes is the same look that forces 75 men-a-night to fumble for their wallets and jam fistfuls of green into her G-string even though they're six months behind on child support."

Sweet writing. :D :thumbsup

Strippers are Dumb??? next thing you will try to convince me of is that the sky is blue or it gets dark when the sun goes down.... I mean seriously!!! Please!!!

I think the stupid idiots are the people going to clubs and picking fights.

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lol I remember when I went to a strip club in Prague, the strippers were actually pretty nice but there were some fugly whores annoying me with their sex offers all night long. I think they were all on drugs, one of them totally fucked up and pulled drinks over the turntable and over all cds... boy she got some serious trouble with the manager.

Dude certainly has a way with words lol

I would have done the same thing..fuck her

carlos has a point. we did EVERYTHING possible not to hurt this woman and basically left the place when she focused on us.

i understand that many of the women in this career choice have shitty lives. It's still no excuse for physically attacking someone. that being said chris still put her wallet in the post office box.