Give my design services a shot
 

I am lookin for a couple NEW clients, and I would like you to try my services out if you have never used iAlien before.

I am willing to give a great 1st time deal for anyone that needs some design in December that has Never used iAlien before. I am looking to do Tour Designs and if you got more than 1 tour I will give you a bigger discount.

Maybe ya think I am a freaky poster but once you use my services and know how I work you may just realise I operate fairly and professionaly and produce some pretty killer designs.

So See sig and ICQ me over the weekend or on Monday.

ICQ 78943384

I thought you had a great client list and did not need business from GFY?

I thought he was a male prostitute that sucked cock for rent money.

I can never keep track of what people on here do anymore..... :disgust

First, imma need you to pee in this cup...

http://www.drugtestsystems.com/items/lg/32_109.jpg

ADG

You call everyone here retards now you want there business? I'm confused:helpme

LOL, all you bitches use drugs, I abuse cigarettes.
Huge difference.

Yeah I got a nice client list but I want more for December.

So where we at?

I heard you do Meth, no thanks.

Well you heard wrong my friend.

I am drug free.
And thats no shit.

Well cept Camel Lights is that bad? I am trying to quit that shit.
It's hard enough.

All bullshit aside, I've had Alien do a bunch of jobs for me over the years. Everything was done to my satisfaction every time. Granted, that is just my experience with him and my opinion.

Designers are artists. Artists are crazy! Alien may be crazier than most! Oh well. :winkwink:

Sure, he should learn to keep his mouth shut more often than he does. He should make nice and learn to play well with others. It would be much better for his business. However, he is who he is and we would have way less entertainment if he was "more normal".

LOL

Bottom line: Regardless of his antics Alien does good work.

After all his bullshit, tirades and meltdowns over the years I still think his work speaks for itself.

Anyway, have a good weekend everyone and good luck bringing in some new clients for the holidays, Mark!

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Does this mean I get a discount on my upcoming gallery order since I went off the boards as your suggested, talked to you as a person and asked about some design?

May end up just being 1 gallery, or if it works well could be lots more work. I just never trust many first time designers (meaning 1st time i worked with them) with tour designs.

You have to be kidding, right? You're a fucking fruitcake, who would ever hire your stupid ass for anything?

good website designers are like good fashion designers, very moody and complex, except for teh gay part

He's a nutjob and not a scammer, big difference.
Without nutjobs most people here would be playing Nintedo or D&D.
He's free entertainment...

So bump.

Much appreciated J$tyles.
Thank you mano:)

ouchiewawa

What do you expect from a piece of shit nobody?
Thats what he does.

His best to talk shit.

do you do flash banners? If so, can you give me a rough idea on pricing?

Hit me up monday if ya like, see what we can work out.

I thought you invented designing and wouldn't need a thread like this?

Whos the amateur now ;)))

I designed my own site because I pretty much like doing most things myself, not because I can't afford a designer.

A case in point, I hired 30 models, 2 DJs, 4 security guys, and 3 photographers for the two days of the Exotic Erotic Ball just last month (plus I shot a few hardcore scenes the same weekend). Altogether, my expenses were over $8,000 for the weekend, therefore, it would stand to reason that I certainly could afford a site re-design if I wanted one.

Here are a few pix taken at my booth:

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/tgp/20...l/adg_0205.jpg

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/tgp/20...2/adg_0376.jpg

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/tgp/20...l/adg_0340.jpg

A smart guy like you that tried his hand not so successfully at shooting content for others, who sees a site like mine, with close to a hundred models that were shot exclusively for that site (some of the models 20+ times), should be able to grasp how much money it costs to produce that much exclusive content (basically hundreds of thousands of dollars).

How could I afford that? Oh yeah, my site is quite profitable. The main reason perhaps some people haven't heard of it here, is because I do not operate a Sponsor/Affiliate program, or they are not into my niche. I assure you however, that I am well-known within the niche, and I am pretty sure AsianDivaGirls.com is one of the top producing sites within the Asian-American niche.

That is just my Asian Diva Girls site. I own and operate other sites as well.

I've been doing photo/video shoots week in and week out for about eight years now. All of the expense of that is covered by the income from my sites.

You've never seen me begging here on GFY for anything. On the contrary, I have purchased thousands and thousands of dollars of services from many of the people that post on GFY, and they can tell you that I pay promptly, always (usually in advance or on the same day).

My homepage is simple by design. I have some keywords at the top for search engine crawlers, but mostly it has ample warnings and links to try and keep away underage people, or people who don't wish to view porn.

I guess I could probably get some more sales by featuring hardcore content right on my homepage (like on some of the sites in your portfolio), but I choose not to for ethical reasons.

Also, unlike yourself, at least I have a link to my 2257 page on my homepage.

I would think a designer as brilliant as you would have a 2257 link on the splash page of a site containing hardcore material, regardless of whether you are a primary or secondary producer.

Any designer I would even consider hiring would have to be well-versed on 2257, as you apparently are not.

Anyway, thanks for playing, and good luck with your mental health and business issues.

ADG

I'm not saying Alien will rip you off......But you may want to use the search feature and see what more of his past clients have to say.....Myself included.

I know a few people who have been happy with their dealings with Alien. One of them told me to hit Alien up. But I also know how he treated Vivid, Cyber Erotica, Mayor's Money, and many others.

Don't just take my word for it.....Search or ask the right people. Then make your decision.

Cheers. :glugglug

And what ya added is still bullshit, and yer website still sucks balls.

Do you feel any better?

I feel a lot better. I just smoked some crack.

I think that's cooler than smoking meth....No offense.

LOL you are so full of shit...
Yeah I remember, ya wanted shit for free. I did 1 thing for ya and it was on some BS aff program "Short Bus".
You were not no client ya were a charity case.:1orglaugh

Ya do nothing but push people around amoung other things that are very unsavory in this biz... Shit you do is part of what gives this industry such a bad image in the first place.

Watch out for this guy people.
Seriously, he is a hustle and con and if that does not work he blantantly will lie about you to others when all else fails.

Popcorn time. :D

You lie and then call me a liar. :1orglaugh

Fact: I asked you to design me a site because Jason said you were good and would give me a hell of a price. We agreed on the price and then you were slow to deliver. Eventually you told me it would be free of charge if I would let people know you designed it. I NEVER asked you to do ANYTHING for free.

YOU NEVER FINISHED THE PROJECT OR DELIVERED ANY PART OF IT.

That happens to be the primary reason I know you are not a man of your word. Well..That plus I see you lie here about things on a regular basis.

You tweaking tonight?

Funny, no money ever changed hands ya did not pay me anything.
It was free dude as far as I can see it.

Maybe if ya had put up or shut up it would have been done.

Again folks I might be a little off the hook but AaronM here is the kind of off the hook that hurts people. Not good. Not good.

Why would I pay a man for something that he A: Never completed and B: Told me he was doing for free?

I wonder how many of these details Jason remembers these days?

Oh, and BTW.......I hope you really did pay for your home with cash because as soon as I can locate your last name from my phone records, I'm going to run your name and see if you own the house you claim and if you paid for it or took a loan. I'll be sure and post my finding here if they are different than you say. After all.....It's public record. :thumbsup

Fucken Psycho...
Remind me to get a Restraining order.

Appearently ya got a weird knack for showing up at peoples houses at odd hours uninvited and possibly armed. I am sure the cops around here will love your profile.

Like I said dude get help really, you will hurt people someday...

OOp what am I saying ya already have.

If you were really concerned of such things then you would not provoke me.

Go ahead and flip things around. Everybody who pays attention knows you are the one with mental issues, not me.

You seem different tonight. Not as jacked up. You run out of tweak? Last night you appeared to be more fucked up.

How about you get up off his ass and let him make some money?

Or are you scared?

AlienQ has an insane amount of talent. Let it show through and quit acting like a bitch!

Hey AaronM I didnt start this shit and I got no fear of you.

So take what ever problems you got and mind your own shit for once.
If you were any good in this business you wouldnt even bother a guy like me.

So move on and stalk someone else.

Yes, he does. WHEN he finishes projects.

Have I mentioned that GFY has a nifty search feature?

You are a fat fuck who makes money on shooting models that look like they are 16 years or less... I am not bitching because I have become a fat fuck that makes money on those same girls (think Little Lupe)....

So realize we all do shit and stop attacking someone when your ass would be done if someone took out your fat Achilles tendon and you flopped on the floor like any other large game waiting for the hyenas...

Too late. You have crossed the line with me for the last time.

You are now my pet project. Get used to it, meth head.

You've hated on me for a couple of years now. The only thing you can come at me with is to call me fat? After all this time? And you're fat too?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And he hates Australians

Yeah... those motherfuckers at the Teppan grill use 18 ounces of butter and 2 ounces of salt and the beers and... well.. you know the drill as well as I do!

Then there is the ability to afford someone to open your door, answer the phone... FUCK! when do I exercise?

That is it... I am suing all of the programs that paid me!