Where the fuck is UPS?
 

Been waiting all day for the driver to show up... and I'm scared to take a shit or a shower cuz I just know he'll show up with my important package, and be gone till the next day.

Fucking UPS. How much do they suck?

Fedex is my Bitch

Show up you fucker, I need to get work done!

the DEA has your package

i hate UPS too,,,

and when you want to pick up the package at there center there is always a big ass line

Let me guess - a box full of 2000 vaginas? I think I saw it ripped open in the street...

:mad:

UPS has a 88% "problem-free" delivery rate... means there's a better than 1-10 chance that your package is in India....

A friend of mine had his mountain bike busted up during shipment. He claimed it and got the money and the bike company sent him another one....this time they lost it.

I should learn from other people's lessons.