What if... <Biz Thread> ( How The News Portrays the Porn Industry )
 

What if we created several mainstream blogs and then posted headlines like:

Major retailers are peddling personal data of their customers including credit card numbers.

Manufacturers of hot sauce are serving you counterfeit items that could be poisoned.

Auto manufacturers are playing games with your children's lives...


etc...

we could find hidden sex scandals (true or completely false, even better) of the top news anchors and stamp them all over the net

Example:
http://www.acdelco.com/parts/counterfeit/index.jsp

Regular article on Chinese pieces of shit counterfeiting auto parts...

We rehash it to be something like:

Auto manufacturers are putting inferior parts on the market putting your children at risk! Did GM really certify that seat belt you are trusting to save your child?

Now obviously GM didn't certify the seat belt because they didn't make it. It was made in China... But why should our story give a fuck when the media doesn't give a fuck about us?

What if every American knew that the US Government doesn't own the Federal Reserve?

There are certain things that will just apparently always suck about this country, even if it is awesome... as I think it is.

Brad

Washington Lawmakers fornicate with known prostitutes at coveted Republican National Convention.


oh wait a minute, thats true.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

yes it is. not a story :1orglaugh

You mean they don't even make it to the convention because they are having gay sex in the stalls!?!