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I just reached 70mph on the highway in my Nissan Maxima heading back from Chipotle

And sadly despite this feat, my nose is still bigger than my penis. :Oh crap

However, I did make it home before their super hot salsa had its way with me. :thumbsup

fuck

another 7 page thread coming.

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Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 13448808)

fuck

another 7 page thread coming.

Chipotle is worth talking about. :2 cents:

Surprised you made if that fast, must be hard driving whilst you have your head in your passengers lap.

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Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 13448817)

Surprised you made if that fast, must be hard driving whilst you have your head in your passengers lap.

Don't be jealous just cuz I have mad sex skills. :warning

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i heard there is a new move called the "Mount Vesuvious" which is when your the giver of anal gay sex and the receiver (after eating chipotle) shits on the givers cock, in some cases leading to 2nd and 3rd degree burns...

just so you know alleyboy, thats a felony in california...

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 13448852)

2 Fags 1 Car? :helpme

Post video or it didnt happen.

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Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 13448863)

Post video or it didnt happen.

I will post screenshots of my Maxima's trip computer. I have to register a domain name first.

HowImadeItHomeBeforeTheSalsaHitMe.com or something like that maybe.

Shit I was just about to fucking post that

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 13448859)

2 Fags 1 Car? :helpme

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 13448877)

Shit I was just about to fucking post that

Yes yes I have a Bob Saget sense of humor that's sadly very predictable. :Oh crap

chiptole makes my ass burn

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Originally Posted by Persius (Post 13448890)

chiptole makes my ass burn

GURL I know! Let me tell you it's like sitting on a traffic cone. :(

i always knew the maxima was a fag car :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 13448898)

GURL I know! Let me tell you it's like sitting on a traffic cone. :(

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you go girl.

Nice pic TD

If news cameras come by and ask who spilled the beans can you PLEASE tell it was my new model LeAnn19

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MMMMM I love Chipotle. :thumbsup

Mark

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 13449229)

If news cameras come by and ask who spilled the beans can you PLEASE tell it was my new model LeAnn19

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This thread gives me the high speed gay spicey shits.