WARNING - Stupid newbie questions
 

I promise I will be a FUCKING BRAINLESS, IRRITATING, And DIRECTION LESS, NEWBIE for this one post.

I'd like to get a feel for response on this board, and find out who's who. Besides .... I got a couple of easy questions for those who have jerked off a lot more than me -

1, What are the biggest adult industry shows, gatherings, worldwide?

2, Aside from this, most excellent group, are there other online communities worth a damn?

3, Are Solo Girls a million times more sweet than REAL porn stars? (They seem like it!!)

4, For "normal business" people to get into the adult industry, are we ADDING to the number of fucked up girls in the world ... (or) are they pretty much that way to begin with ... (or) they just APPEAR fucked up?

5, Who at GFY is generally considered level headed / good guys (gals)?

6, Who at GFY is generally considered to be the grumpy old fucks?

Damn whipper snappers

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Another thread asking stupid questions about talent and assuming anyone here is level headed or this forum has anything to do with the adult industry - sheesh :)


PS BTW.. I'm grumpy, don't care how "nice" girls are (they are for marketing - not looking at), and, yes, there are plenty others boards :pimp

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Zango is your friend!

These questions are generally best answered for yourself over time.

Welcome to GFY.

Thank can be a good thing, or a bad thing ...

Zango COULD be the class room slut that gives the new guy a blow job JUST BECAUSE he is the new guy. OR, Zango can be the class fag. Gotta give me a little more to go on V Rocks.

Yes D, I think your probably right. Still nice to ping and be pinged

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Just trust me :) Zango is no classroom slut - but does have the morals of a loan shark or drug dealer.

Try a search for Zango threads :thumbsup

Actually, depending on who you talk to you are 100% right on BOTH counts in those descriptions at different points on the Zango timeline.

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good question?

welcome aboard mate yarrrrrgh

welcome aboard mate yarrrrrgh

The first thing you should do is click here :thumbsup

Spend a few weeks here and you will find all this stuff out

welcome to gfy :)

welcome to gfy

I am new here, too but I know the answers to these two.

The group ANYONE says is the answer to #6 will be very pissed and claim to be members of the answer group for question 5.

And vice versa.

It's like dodgeball. Except these people will chop your dick off and sew it into a purse for their own amusement. Or the amusement of others.

Yet, they are STILL very nice people. Oxymoron? Not really, just moron.

Pick a side. . .and pick wisely. Or not.

Welcome to GFY. This place is a (worthwhile) trip.

For more information on this giant (yet fun) gangbang, refer to either of these two threads-read both thoroughly and you will see most of what you NEED to know before you get killed by an errant word:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ght=ron+weiner

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ight=donnylong

1, What are the biggest adult industry shows, gatherings, worldwide?

The age old question: Does size really matter?

I consistently get more business done at the "smaller" shows....Although even those are not as small as they used to be. The Phoenix Forum and the Webmaster Access West shows have been the two top producing shows for me over the last few years.

2, Aside from this, most excellent group, are there other online communities worth a damn?

Not really. There are a few but to be honest, they either have very few posters or they are owned by assholes who don't deserve the traffic. There is one exception that I can think of but it's against the rules to post other forums here.

3, Are Solo Girls a million times more sweet than REAL porn stars? (They seem like it!!)

That one is a stupid question. There are sweet girl in all lines of work just like there are complete bitches, like AlienQ, in all lies of work.

4, For "normal business" people to get into the adult industry, are we ADDING to the number of fucked up girls in the world ... (or) are they pretty much that way to begin with ... (or) they just APPEAR fucked up?

No, they are a bit fucked up but aren't we all?

5, Who at GFY is generally considered level headed / good guys (gals)?

Judge for yourself instead of listening to others.

6, Who at GFY is generally considered to be the grumpy old fucks?

I think baddog has that title locked, although I'm not sure that it's deserved.


Hope that helps.

Welcome to GFY and...Well...GoFuckYourself....But don;t forget to show us your tits!

good call :thumbsup

thats too many questions in one post, don't plan on getting them all answered by one person too often in this thread.

Well then, I'll study the response, and stick to my word: NO MORE STUFPID QUESTIONS. Thanks for the good reception.

From here on out, I am going to be like a liberal, young, and good looking version of Bill O'Reilly - far and balanced and full of "pithy" comments.