How old were you when you lost your butt virginity?
 

I still havent lost mine... I guess Im a late bloomer.

How old were the rest of you cock smokers when your anal cherry was popped?

3, I had a freak accident with a toy truck

Ouch!!! :Hollering

Sorry, I meant 23... not 3, typo...

it was last week. =( And yes, it hurt

Well I was 12 years old it was a nice sunny Sunday and I went to Church the priest told me to OH WAIT I CANT SAY THIS I WAS PAID $10 million dollars not to tell anyone, I HOPE THEY DONT CHARGEBACK.........

Pimpdog3's toy truck?

I'm happy to say I'm still a virgin.

??? Shouldn't you be planning your next death and reincarnation about now Pathfinder?

LOL

Ok... now come to think of it, I had surgery a few years back.

They gave me some anal Suppositories to help with the nausea.

I tried to put one up my butt, but only got it half way up there because of the discomfort.

Dam... I dont see how anybody could get pleasure out of having objects inserted into the anus.

...once again.... OUCH!!! :Hollering

I have a serious ulcer and hernea in my lower throat...

They had to do the scope bullshit a few years ago... now thats discomfort... blah

Thats the only thing i will die with... my butt virginity

I'm not quite sure when my thumb went up it but it's been stuck there ever since.

I was raped by an Ass Clown when I was young.
To this day I still hate clowns.

My butt is still intact... :uhoh

Just curious what brought this on? =)

You probably don't wanna know...

...I Fear the Boneprone Family Ass Clown!

Ya better watch out for the Anal Hobbit!!!

30. I had to trade my ass for some warez traffic.

Smeaking of ass clowns, where is snow?

Hey we need some new titles around here dont we???

Who wants to be the Official Boneprone Family Ass Clown?