Does your girl make noises in bed?
 

(and I'm not referring to the fart thread we had going)

When you fuck your woman, does she make noises? What kind of noises?

Do you like it when she makes noise?

I've seen some porn and I wished the chicks would just shut the hell up. They were so busy shrieking and moaning, it was so fake and annoying.

I 100% agree that most girls go overboard. Particularly the 'amateur' girls or 'first timers' ... it's ridiculous.

My wife makes noise, sounds like "Are you done yet? How much longer? Can I go now?"

hahaha I've seen some porn where the noises the guys make are way more fucked up!

shrieking like little girls when they cum, looking (and sounding) like they've having an epileptic fit or something... :warning

it makes me crack up laughing whenever I find one of those 'vocal' type of guys :1orglaugh


as far as the sluts who go nuts vocally go, well there's always the mute button (or a gag if you're in RL and not just watching :winkwink:)

:upsidedow

mine makes noise, but not the overdone porn stuff.... she gets on me for being too quiet!

HEEHEEHEE!!! :)

Would it bother you if she actually talked during sex? Do guys really like it when women say dirty things in bed, or does it just sound cheesy and silly?

Ohhhhh Ruth gagging sounds like fun.

Yeah, goes like this "Get off"

All I hear is .. Damn your so Big it hurts

:1orglaugh My first thought was 'who says that? "fuck your woman"'

than i looked at who posted lol

Only when she is awake.

Only when she is awake.

no wonder my post count is so high

I try not to make too much noise, cause I don't see what is the point but if your hitting the right spot something is going to cum out and it's not just my juices.

When the gag slips I often hear please stop, dont or screams for help.


im joking people.



I know how to put a gag on properly.

When we do have some rumpy pumpy which is very seldom these days, for some reason she just snores :(

mine squels like a stuck pig

:1orglaugh

Monica..
Do guys really like it when women say dirty things in bed, or does it just sound cheesy and silly?

Imo, it really comes down to trust and how well you know your partner. It does take a lot of confidence to talk dirty and make it sound sexy. being shy about can make it way more funny than sexy. So done right in tone and all, then hell yes it can be sexy :)

:1orglaugh that's sooo true! haha, is it just us girls that notice? i hate it when we're watching some hot porn then the girl is all loud, fake, and annoying...

i think the best sounds are those that come naturally. it naturally kind of hurts and feels good simulateously for women (if you've got a big guy:)) so you're gonna moan and squeal a bit...

imo, talking dirty is great for foreplay, and even a little during sex, but usually all i can come up with during sex is 'ooooooh yeah', 'fuck me harder', and 'i'm gonna come'. not a lot of variety but it seems to work for him :winkwink:

this is a good thread though...enlighten us girls

To be honest I love to have my g/f moaning ,screaming and talking dirty. I find it to be such a turn on, it's much better then having a girl thats just laying there squirming etc. Knowing your satisfying her is the greatest feeling, but there also is a limit where you know shes faking it and it would get annoying. As for porn, it annoys me because they go overboard.

I must admit though I do moan during sex, it feels good so why be quiet.

:1orglaugh

Usually it's are you done yet?

haha funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

the key to success!

When she has my pimp stick burried in her ass it's kind of hard for her to stay quiet.

so why don't you let her hear what she wants to hear

I could hear my ex-wife counting ceiling tiles.

awww jeez... was I supposed to say "slam your bitch"? :winkwink:

I don't remember, it's been too long. :(

I've never been with one yet.

I know it sucks real hard.

Lolololololololololololol....

that's :pimp

Yes but it's HOT. Not overdone. :thumbsup:thumbsup

she keeps asking me "Are you in yet?"

For this audience... penalize your fleshlight would be a bit more appropriate...

And back to the topic at hand... a few well placed ooohhhs and ahhhsss, sprinkled with a lil bit o dirty talk def. does it for me...

HAHHA oh man munki :)

On the opposite side of all this, I really like it when a guy makes the odd noise. I want to hear him grunt or groan, especially when he cums! HOT!

We can arrange this :1orglaugh

I agree though the odd noise from your partner to atleast let you know that your pleasuring them is a turn on.

she does, and yeah I like it! :)

Could you arrange it with a couple dozen Spartans? snicker!

Goddamn Spartans...

At least the Johnny Dep swooning is dropping off the register...

I had one girl who wouldnt shut the fuck up.. I had to put a pillow over her face...

uuuuhhhhhh dropping looooooads..... fuck ur face..... uuuh dropping loads