Something to make your Monday a little sweeter
 

This is a good one - a little something to make you laugh:winkwink:

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you cum second for a change!"

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Nice one :thumbsup

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LOL !!!!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm from a land where men come first and women second




if at all.

Very funny MR...:disgust

How sad for you!!!


Gianna - cute!!
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haha wow thats funny!

I guess I'm more of a bronze, I prefer it when the pecking order of cumming is:

her
her
me

15 min recovery period

her
her
me & her tied for 3rd

6 hrs of sleep

morning sex

nooner

repeat.

Weak one. I mean the joke.

But true (lol).

Its the kind of humor you either get or dont get^^^