Bleached Assholes
 

I used to think this was a bunch of BS...however every girl I see in a porn scene has a pink eye...and every girl Im with in my private life has a brown eye...there must be some validity to this...discuss

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i love girls with blue eyes

A cream is used containing around 20% hydroquinone (a suspected carcinogen banned by several countries including France and the UK)[1][2][3][4][5] as an active ingredient.

Sweet soon anal cancer for everyone.

me too :thumbsup

another thread just had me thinkin about this, the one where buddy was askin for chicks without tats.. .

I saw some broad in there and wondered if i should get the clorox and cotton swabs out to be more of a fashionable dude

i always wondered that myself. why can't i ever find i nice pink poophole. i guess i know now.

cos you have to ask them before you bed them

Pink eye is contagious :helpme:Oh crap

It's all the same with the lights out

Exactly :winkwink:

Easy solution to this problem!

Just find a girl who does not eat all the same garbage that almost every other lemming eats.

So no soda, no fast food, no processed foods.

Problem solved :)

so if you like it with your lights on, make sure it's not a lemming

Alright here's the poop on anal bleaching .........

Anal Bleach Cream

a 2% solution of Hydroquinone as it should be mild enough to use on this delicate area. Often, Hydroquinone creams are used to minimize spots that occur due to sun exposure, age, and birth control pills. For this reason they are often coupled with sunscreens. If you are looking to bleach you anus you DON'T want a product with a sunscreen. Look for a nighttime formula instead. Here is a great product, available at ShopInPrivate.com. It is an excellent choice to use as an anal bleach.



Moist Wipes by Cottonelle

You can prevent anal staining by being cautious in the bathroom. We suggest using a moist wipe after every bowel movement. This will ensure that the area remains clean and stain free.

Using a moist wipe is especially important if you are in the process of bleaching that area. Baby wipes can work if you have some handy but you can't flush them. Cottonelle Moist Wipes are probably a better choice for adults. They are flushable. You don't have to worry about clogging your plumbing


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thats crazy.

so if i douse pure bleach on some one ngiht stander's asshole, will that guarentee me instant pink pooper?

Brown eye has been around much longer than soda's, fast foods, processed foods and any other oddball junk you would like to attribute to your ideals of its all about what you eat.

Not only have I dared to go past the patchouli smell of a full blown vegan hippie chick who could dread her leg hair let alone her 7 inches of pubic forest and despite that she was raised by vegans and on raw diets and all that crap she still did not have a pink ass hole.

I am fairly certain it has to do with the simple fact that shit comes out of it and it slowly stains the skin. Nothing to do with what you eat though. Yet we could always go to some odd place in Africa or the North pole and find some woman who has never eaten anything weird and see if they too have pink assholes or not.

i LIKE the smell of patchouli...

What about some before/after pics? (female only)

I seen the title of thread and immediately thought:

http://www.mugshots.net/michael_jack...el_jackson.jpg

:: shrugs ::

Not quite.

You think your poop starts coming out clear if you stop eating soda and processed foods, or something?

Made me chuckle.... good question. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i love big eyes

and to think when we were younger we just wanted to see ass and now we comment on the pink eye.

Just get some Crest whitestrips and slap it on there for 7 days...if it works for teeth why not

Sure it will let me know how it goes !

LOL! Right on bro! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

haha... I didnt know there was a cream for this!!?

A perfect anniversary gift!

Do you guys really think shit stains skin? It has something to do with pigments that are naturally produced. They are also probably stimulated by estrogen and testosterone and in different variations in different people. The same darkening happens with some (most) vaginas too.

Here's a clue but not the whole story:

Skin darkening. In most pregnant women, hormonal changes cause darkening of skin that is already darker than the rest of the woman?s skin. This darkening may be most obvious in freckles, moles, areolas (colored rings around the breast nipples), nipples, labia (the genital tissue outside of the vagina) and the inner thighs. Some of this darkening may fade after delivery. But these areas are likely to remain darker than they were before pregnancy.

Same changes are likely the same during puberty and aging. Nothing at all to do with diet or poop stains.

Also the nipples in girls darken at puberty...it's hormone related.

This thread is useless without pics.

Quoted for truth.

I can't see how bleaching it would be healthy. I think we're all becoming a bit too vain.

nice thread i feel i must bump... found it whilst searching for something else...

I think its a natural part of ageing not poo related...

Although i think it depends on the girl, from my experience anyway....

personally i think pink is slightly better but meh as long as its not super dark...

We need B4 and after pics.

Welcome to the world of anal bleaching.

I can help with this

I have to laugh at people who think some asshole areas are dark from shit stains. Not hardly - it's pigment, as the man said. Some girls have dark nipples - is that from leaking stained milk? Personally, I like a girl with a nice brown anal area - it makes them seem more approachable and real.

http://www.naughtyfake.com/pics/demo...1236685915.jpg

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