Need a Coder for a Simple Job
 

Who can write me a relatively simple WordPress plugin that will:

1. Check to see if a visitor to a WordPress blog is infected with Zango.

2. If they ARE infected, record the date and time of thier access, their referrer (if available), their IP address, their user agent information and their OS. Additionally, record their subsequent footsteps on the site (every page they visit, the URL of the page, the time they accessed said page page). All this info is to be saved in the same MySQL database as WP runs from, but in its own indexed table.

3. Send me a plain text e-mail (no HTML mail) with a summary report in a nice, printable format of each and every incident to an e-mail address I specify. If at all possible, these reports should not exceed one page when printed on letter sized paper.

4. Have absolutely no chance of false positives. I want only Zango-infected people tracked and logged.

5. Provide me with a one to three page written document that explains in technical detail exactly how the program works, how it avoids false positives and why it can be relied upon to provide accurate information. This needs to be a good document designed to convince someone who believes that the program is BS and change their mind.

6. Provide me with an affidavit, sworn to in the presence of a notary public (which I will draw up and provide to you) attesting under the penalties of perjury, that you are the sole author of the program (source code will be attached as an exhibit), that you have a good faith belief that it will function in a manner that will allow it to satisfy all of the requirements above and that you have personally tested the program to ensure that it is functioning in compliance with the spec above.

Please reply with your bid and when you can have it done by. Due to the logistics of requirement #6, the successful candidate MUST live in the United States, be willing to swear to the affidavit, produce any needed identification to the notary public and be of majority age.

Do not ask me for more information on why I want this. For those with half a brain, the implications are fairly obvious. :2 cents:

Still looking for someone to do this.

you can say that again.

but DAYAM, that would be a great project to be part of, if only I had any intention of ever doing business with you.

I wish you the best of luck in taking down Zango, because I hate them almost as much as I hate you.

:2 cents:

Go to rentacoder and then specify that you need US coders only.
You can set the timeline, and by using their escrow you have little chance of loosing anything.

I could do this, but I'm not in the US nor willing to write a 3 page essay explaining how 30 lines of code work :)

You sound like fun to work with.:thumbsup
I have one :)
If someone had 5 and 6 why would they need to give it to you when they could sell it themselves ...

good luck:2 cents:

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Are you trolling for a cookie or something?

If you don't have something relevant to add, don't post anything.
Don't want to do the work, don't post anything.

All I can say is

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

your momma should have hit you over the head and sold the milk.

Thanks ASM, I might wind up doing that since it is becoming more and more difficult to do business here.

don't you think posting webmaster personal information on your blog had something to do with it ?

nobody likes you

idiot.

I guess its a good thing I am not here for fiends then. Dickhead.

I don't really care what the reason is for it. I'll do what I like with MY websites. Thank you very much. But I think it is more related to the number of trolls that inhabit this place these days.

good luck with that