Where in the world can you still start a harem?
 

You know, trade some camels for some girls?

Rigtht in the middle of US, you don't need camels, you call yourself a mormon I believe and then you can marry 20 girls if you want to.

That's much better version of the old-fashioned harem because you know who chooses the girls who sleep with the sultan, dodn't you? The Sultan's mom!!!
Would like you mom calling your cell at half past five telling you "yo, dude, wash your cock and come over, I've got this hot chick for you to bang"????

watch them camel spiders. they bite.

A harem would be hell all that bitching and complaining.Lets not even talking about the whole harem having pms at the same time. lol

harem pms hellzno

why don't you just find a nice and settle down, Mom is really worried about you and all this way out thinking.
see saw those hairs on your palms, she knows whats up with that.

When Castro dies, I'm going to start a small harem in Cuba in my renovated house in Old Havana that I will name "Hacienda de Pussy"

Dont forget my invite :Graucho

Polygamy's still illegal in Utah. They just don't bother prosecuting it much. :2 cents:

i love camels....thats cameltoes that is

Why in the world would you want to start a harem?

Females sharing quarters tend to naturaly sync their periods.

Two weeks of pure hell.