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hateman 11-23-2007 04:24 AM

How and why does Oprah Winfrey wield literary power?
 
Why, with a wave of her hand, can Winfrey cause any book, however shitty, to became and instant bestselling sensation?

Why, when Winfrey takes personal offense to a book she may or may not have featured in her book club, do the authors appear sniveling on her TV show and "stand trial" against the judgment and authority of Winfrey? Are they required by law? If she doesn't "pardon" them, will their careers be truly fucked? Is she that important to publishing houses, and more important, people who purchase books?

If she had a "gravy club," where every episode different recipes for gravies were compared, I would permit her some authority-- but not books. What kind of culture allows The Oprah Winfrey Show to become, in effect, the most (economically) important literary journal in the land?

mrthumbs 11-23-2007 04:30 AM

you have a crush on oprah?

Malicious Biz 11-23-2007 05:06 AM

because she has a HUGE and rabidly loyal fan base of lonely housewives that take every word she says as absolute gospel.

Poontank 11-23-2007 05:32 AM

http://files.myopera.com/Wakajawaka/blog/1oprah.jpg

Scootermuze 11-23-2007 07:29 AM

She was sued by the beef guys in Texas because of a single statement she made about never eating a hamburger again.. They said she caused beef sales to drop noticably...

As stated, she has a very loyal fan base..

Have an author on her show and it's pretty much an automatic best-seller..

tony286 11-23-2007 07:34 AM

If she gets people to read its a good thing.

Violetta 11-23-2007 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Poontank (Post 13409654)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

StuartD 11-23-2007 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13409557)
to became and instant bestselling sensation?

Ironic to have a thread with "literary power" in the title and then... this. :upsidedow

headless ghost 11-23-2007 08:04 AM

its just like the "sheep; on gfy.
no difference.
sheep herding I think they call it.

hateman 11-23-2007 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13409965)
Ironic to have a thread with "literary power" in the title and then... this. :upsidedow

fuck off, you stupid fucking idiot troll.

CheneyRumsfeld 11-23-2007 08:47 AM

its very simple, really.
you are just not smart enough to figure it out.
you, like most of the idiots on here are cute and rather amusing when you try to think.
just don't hurt youself.

Shagbunny 11-23-2007 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Poontank (Post 13409654)

:1orglaugh

AmeliaG 11-23-2007 08:51 AM

I think any webmaster should know that eyeballs = power.

sumphatpimp 11-23-2007 09:22 AM

Oprah is the lead cunt
all the other cunts follow.
you are a webmaster and didn't know how this works?
surfer!

FakeNick 11-23-2007 10:58 AM

because she is black and can actually read unlike the rest of the race:2 cents:

StuartD 11-23-2007 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13410070)
fuck off, you stupid fucking idiot troll.

:1orglaugh Says the illiterate :glugglug

hateman 11-23-2007 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13410792)
:1orglaugh Says the illiterate :glugglug

says the fat, smelly, trolling loser.

go back to playing video games, douche.

frostyimpressions 11-23-2007 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz (Post 13409617)
because she has a HUGE and rabidly loyal fan base of lonely housewives that take every word she says as absolute gospel.

That's exactly it. Her fan base is lonely and low self-esteem housewives who rely on someone to look up to and someone to tell them what to do or buy.

dav3 11-23-2007 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by frostyimpressions (Post 13412298)
who rely on someone to look up to and someone to tell them what to do or buy.

This can be said for the majority of the American public.

D 11-23-2007 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13409898)
If she gets people to read its a good thing.

:2 cents: :thumbsup

porntertainment 11-23-2007 09:49 PM

All I need to do now is get Oprah to endorse my book and I'm pretty much a guaranteed millionaire.

papill0n 11-23-2007 10:18 PM

because more people give a shit about what oprah has to say than you


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